New life achievement unlocked: First tattoo.

Pushing out more scripts than usual, and I think I need another proofreader to handle the output. If anyone is interested, please fill out this form. This is paid work. No offers for doing it for free, please.

Right then. Who's ready for more #Minecraft nonsense? #Derp style??? Stream time, pets; come join me on #Twitch for the usual shenanigans! twitch.tv/xytamidnyte

So, just tried another test for him. At last. I wish so see him adorable, soft and as a sun. (Bc he is. For his parents. For his uncle.) At least this is how I felt him being in the story. And I rly want to translate this feeling. (Also, his blood bounds.) All rights to @splathousefic.bsky.social

Someone fucked up or knows the audience for Nascar. Either way, the fuck.

Trevor catches his roommate in quite a pickle. Clay: @vanitycainvo.bsky.social Trevor: @lewddevbitches.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social #original #myart

Robert calls Flambae in for a very important meeting. Flambae & Robert: Shaykifullalove Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social #myart #dispatch #flambert #flambae #mechbae

We are almost there!!!

ALL HANDS ON DECK: Someone I know needs help w/ rent this month. They have helped me out when I needed it most. ***IF YOU DONATE, SHOW ME A RECEIPT AND I WILL DO A COMMISSION FOR YOU FOR FREE*** Any amount helps! We gotta get 'em funded by may 1st! www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...

Having fun on Easter. 🥚💖

Status update: I did get paid for my medical leave, so my bills are handled, and I'm breathing a little easier. That said, I'm always lusting for the written word and want to help others polish their work to a shine that will blind an astronaut in orbit - so check out my TOS and hit me up.

If you don't want them living inside your walls, eating your snacks and petting your cats, hire them.

Laws only work when the people upholding them believe they're important and good. Currently the US politicians and justices wipe their ass with the law. Expect Donald Trump to run for president again and nothing to happen to prevent it.

Eyyo! I've got bills to pay and the state is three weeks late paying me for medical leave. So, if you have any written work that needs expedient yet thorough proofreading, check out my TOS and consider my services. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I swear one day I'm gonna make enough money to put squish on payroll. Legitimately this is the SH "house style" at this point

Day two here we come with tha dick out

*PAID* commissions open, as I'd like to eat this week! READ THIS AND SEND ME A DM! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Quick update on my mom's pain blocker shot from this morning www.gofundme.com/f/support-my...

Hey y'all, bills are coming up and things are tight while I'm on leave from the day job. If you or anyone you know needs proofreading/editing services, hit me up.

Oops -- just now noticing the error on this post! Our artist will have a table at SAKURACON in Seattle this weekend! Please come say hi and get some merch!

"All authors use AI" Not true! I don't think AI could keep up with the hundreds of characters and stories building up in this skull.

Hey y'all, bills are coming up and things are tight while I'm on leave from the day job. If you or anyone you know needs proofreading/editing services, hit me up.

Now out on RSS feed and audiochan

Now out on the RSS feed and audiochan

My phone broke, so now it's time for me to shuck N jive for commissions. My tos and rates are here. Or if you don't want a comm and just feeling charitable my bandcamp also works as a kind of tipping jar.

I'm laaaaaaaaaaaaaate... because I keep 'Black People Tiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!' (TM). But we're ready now. Let's go! twitch.tv/xytamidnyte I'm a #derp on #Twitch streaming #Minecraft (probably) on my twice weekly #MidnyteStreams!

Wade ensures January that he will always be there. Wade/Deadpool: Krossvoiceover January: @nami955.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social ⏬Links below⏬

Wayne needs to rest, and Clark makes sure he does. Wayne/Batman: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Superman/Clark: @hoyleryan.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social Artist: @kijureii.bsky.social ⏬Links below:

@josshoskie.bsky.social This will haunt me until I'm senile, sir. Well played.

TM/M Tensions are high between the Elves and the Dwarves. What happens when two meet in a forest? Gabbro: @naughtybertie.bsky.social Aster: @hoyleryan.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social #myart | #oc ⏬Link Below⏬

The readathon counts trans comics! So make sure you boost your own and read others!

The "Trans Women in Sexy Situations" collection just reached over 400 entries today! Don't try to let folks tell you people aren't writing Trans women! The stories are out there, but it's up to US to give them love! Consider this your starting point for #transreadathon! itch.io/c/5067133/tr...

Meanwhile, sunday morning n' starting a new month. And this month is Fantastic Heavy Worker Jack's birthday Month ! Make sure to support Them, even throw a few gifts bucks if you can so they can have themself a great birthday ! 🎂 Thank you for them ! - (And no, I wasn't asked to wrote this lol)

By the by, this jam helped get 10!!! more entries into the "Trans Dudes Having Fun With Femmes" collection on Itchio -- meaning we only need 13 more submissions to finally reach 100! itch.io/c/4618165/tr... We we do, I wanna have a celebration! So please let me know if you know of any to add!

Well that was stressful af and now everything is lagging out to hell! Let's see if we can get the stream rolling. twitch.tv/xytamidnyte #MidnyteStreams #derp #Twitch #OMFG

Since I'm Fun-employed now, Patreon, Tips and fansly are my primary sources of income again. If I've ever made you laugh, throw me a dollar: patreon.com/splathousefi...

"The moment it's legal to grow weed in NC, I will retire from the internet with SCP 1417 and our monstrous brood and you'll never hear from me and my dick pics again."

Do yourself a favor and get you a frog purse. I got one about 3 or so years ago and it brings me joy every time I see it. Thank you @figmentpudding.com for a life long buddy!

The Goddess of life receives a sacrifice. NB/M Goddess: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social Sacrifice: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social #myart | #original |

Lucifer and Alastor make a contract. 🧵 Lucifer: @incubilibrary.bsky.social Alastor: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social Artist: @nessakav.bsky.social #myart | #hazbinhotel | #radioapple | #nsfw | #appleradio

Haven't posted anything in a while, so have a preview of some stuff coming out next week. Featuring @ivanerecshun.bsky.social as Alastor and @incubilibrary.bsky.social as Lucifer

SINGLE MONSTER JOCKS IN YOUR AREA!!! CLICK HERE!!! twitch.tv/oddlydistracted

Last day!

I can finally reveal this. A podfic I did for a gift exchange. Narrator : @autumnivy.net Mel VA: @xytamidnyte.bsky.social Jayce VA: @lewddevbitches.bsky.social Viktor VA: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Now out on the rss feed: cmakesp-s-audio-porn.pinecast.co/episode/5a1a...

Ending in two days

I have survived my 37th year circling around the sun. I celebrate my eventual accession into an ancient crown with King Cake, enjoying the presence of my loved ones, and contemplating what I want to do with this next year.

Purchases of Episode 9 help Gummy's VA to get vital car repairs so please consider either purchasing the episode or sharing more of our promotional posts as they're doing really poorly! Thanks!

If you want to help support Ben and I funding the car repair AND want a cool bonus for doing so (early access to our very cool queer NSFW animated series!!) then please consider purchasing episode 9!!! 🙏💖

By the way: Cavemate is back on Itchio for a limited time! darkchibishadow.itch.io/cavemate-p1 It's up for a bundle and will be back down again a few weeks after the bundle ends. (Taking a calculated risk, eek) So hey! If you've had your eye on it, BUY NOW!

Looks like I'm doing a Hazbin Hotel audio in the future. Keep a lookout for a casting call soon.