"The moment it's legal to grow weed in NC, I will retire from the internet with SCP 1417 and our monstrous brood and you'll never hear from me and my dick pics again."

Do yourself a favor and get you a frog purse. I got one about 3 or so years ago and it brings me joy every time I see it. Thank you @figmentpudding.com for a life long buddy!

The Goddess of life receives a sacrifice. NB/M Goddess: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social Sacrifice: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social #myart | #original |

Lucifer and Alastor make a contract. 🧵 Lucifer: @incubilibrary.bsky.social Alastor: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social Artist: @nessakav.bsky.social #myart | #hazbinhotel | #radioapple | #nsfw | #appleradio

Haven't posted anything in a while, so have a preview of some stuff coming out next week. Featuring @ivanerecshun.bsky.social as Alastor and @incubilibrary.bsky.social as Lucifer

SINGLE MONSTER JOCKS IN YOUR AREA!!! CLICK HERE!!! twitch.tv/oddlydistracted

Last day!

I can finally reveal this. A podfic I did for a gift exchange. Narrator : @autumnivy.net Mel VA: @xytamidnyte.bsky.social Jayce VA: @lewddevbitches.bsky.social Viktor VA: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Now out on the rss feed: cmakesp-s-audio-porn.pinecast.co/episode/5a1a...

Ending in two days

I have survived my 37th year circling around the sun. I celebrate my eventual accession into an ancient crown with King Cake, enjoying the presence of my loved ones, and contemplating what I want to do with this next year.

Purchases of Episode 9 help Gummy's VA to get vital car repairs so please consider either purchasing the episode or sharing more of our promotional posts as they're doing really poorly! Thanks!

If you want to help support Ben and I funding the car repair AND want a cool bonus for doing so (early access to our very cool queer NSFW animated series!!) then please consider purchasing episode 9!!! 🙏💖

By the way: Cavemate is back on Itchio for a limited time! darkchibishadow.itch.io/cavemate-p1 It's up for a bundle and will be back down again a few weeks after the bundle ends. (Taking a calculated risk, eek) So hey! If you've had your eye on it, BUY NOW!

Looks like I'm doing a Hazbin Hotel audio in the future. Keep a lookout for a casting call soon.

We're up to Chapter 3 of the novel he's featured in with Chapter 4 on it's way -- and we're aiming for an SDCC release for the full book! #transhet Find out where to read chapters (Patreon, Tapas, Google Books, etc) by clicking this link: www.darkchibishadow.com/rose-and-fox...

Moonlit Vow - Pages 1-4 #transhet #werewolf #nsfwcomic

Look, I'm not saying a BBW goblin wife would cure my depression... BUT-

Go time, pets! Strem! (I said what I said) twitch.tv/xytamidnyte #Twitch #derp #MidnyteStreams #Minecraft Let's see what madness kicks off today — and how long your nicknames all last! ;)

DISPATCH: TWILIGHT FOR DUDES IS LIVE youtu.be/DxvQr6etRSM

Now out on the rss feed

I'm so fucking tired of my future being controlled by ghouls who don't have the dignity to just die already

Donald Trump is an Adolf Hitler remake. We've seen this movie, it never ends well for anyone. Why make it again?

Jaskier gets kidnapped by the Krampus Geralt: @ivanerecshun.bsky.social Jaskier: @vanitycainvo.bsky.social Artist: Sinahc1 Proofreader: @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social ⏬ LINK IN THREAD ⏬ #myart | #thewitcher | #witcher | #geraskier

Wait a cis prince who fires all his knights for sucking so they bring in an infamous trans gal assassin to be his personal bodyguard... little does he know she's the one who's been killing his bodyguards for being double agents (she'd know, she's a triple agent!) anyway they fuck sloppy style

Someone I love is going through a medical crisis right now. Donate to their GFM and show me proof, and I will do a full commission of your choice for free after the holidays. Please RT otherwise www.gofundme.com/f/support-my...

'Eyyo, a question to everyone who has seen and remembers "Halloween is Grinch Night!": Do you think that the Grinch disposed of the Paraphernalia Wagon responsibly and safely, or did he put a brick on the accelerator, send it crashing down Mt. Crumpit, and seal-faced when all the demons escaped?

Why are you polyamorous? Wrong answers only. Love is like the Megazord - you can't beat the episode's villain creature of the week if you only have one other giant alien dinosaur robot to merge with.

It came to my attention at MFF this year that folks don't know we have a bsky and what's worse -- they don't know we're still updating the show! 😱 Can y'all help us out by spreading this post to try and find all of our fans that have been lost to the wind? 🥺💖 Thank you!

Everyone tell everyone about Gummy and the Doctor NOW because the amount of folks at the con who knew the show but 1) stopped following us cuz they never left Twitter or 2) just stopped watching the show randomly, gave me a lot of psychic damage and I need help recovering from that LOL

If so, I'm at your service. TOS and Prices below: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Hey y'all! Holiday season is here and money's a bit tight - so if you need a thorough proofreader/editor for your written work, check out my TOS and hit me up!

Page 3! We're up to Page 13 on Patreon now and unsure if we're even going to be able to do a KS thanks to the new scary oversight by Stpe. It's rough because this comic is awesome and we still wanna hit our deadline... so hey, please share and support it when you see it!

Now out on the public feed

Now out on public feed

Thinking about offering free ad space for indie queer/nsfw creators on my podcast. My feed does tend to do the numbers.

If you're tired of overdone romantic holiday movie plots from a card company, please consider @cmakesp.com "Not Another Christmas Movie" audio, an erotic parody of those films that turns the concept on its head with a delightful (and debauched) twist.

After Lavish catches his fiancée cheating on him with some holiday hunk, he storms out in the fierce winter storm. To his annoyance, the hunk comes out to save him. Maybe they can make amends? #myart | #original

What happens when the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight's alter egos meet for a work dinner, in a world where they don't already have each other's identities clocked? Go check out @cmakesp.com's latest audio project!

Clark Kent has a once-in-a-lifetime interview with the mysterious Bruce Wayne. 🎙️ @ivanerecshun.bsky.social 🎙️ @hoyleryan.bsky.social 🎙️ @botiger.bsky.social 🎙️ @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social 👀 @kaeeffcreates.bsky.social #myart | #superbats | #dccomics | #superman | #batman

When you lie down after you've had Thanksgiving food, thinking you'll only be asleep for an hour or hour and a half, tops... ...only to panic-startle awake to an alarm, thinking you've slept into the next day, and then relax upon realizing it's just time to feed your beligerent, gluttonous cats.

Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving or not, may you have a stress- and drama-free day with people you love.

I only just found out they made a musical out of Death Becomes Her, seven months later, and my macabre theater nerd gremlin brain is screaming.

SPLAT SPEAKS, YEAR ZERO-W.O.L.F FM Tune in. Zero out. www.patreon.com/posts/splat-...

Did you know you can read over 300 stories about trans dudes in gay situations? Sometimes horny and sometimes just romantic? Well, you can and you should! This collection is a treasure trove of stuff and too many stories here are neglected. Go find something new to love! itch.io/c/4614757/tr...

The things I will do with my penis and/or the noises I will make with my throat for you are a worthy investment of both your money and time. COMMS OPEN AND I AM WILLING, READY AND ABLE (plz I would like some food tonight)

Been a hot minute since I've self-promoted, so: Are you looking for a proofreader with 20-odd years of editing and writing experience? One that will guard your script or story against anachronisms, inconsistent tenses, and all the typo demons of hell and autocorrect?

Have you ever made a joke and then it immediately bit you in the ass when it made you have abrupt emotional realizations about people in your life that are no longer here, and you can never let them know their positive impact on you, flaws and all?

Speaking of recording... Our third episode of Splat Speaks-Year Zero will record likely tonight-tomorrow. Someone very, very important is going to be the focus. you're gonna wanna tune in.

Fixing plumbin' ain't cheap. As such, my commissions are open! Read THIS and send me a message! docs.google.com/document/d/1...