Boss asleep

I can eat rocks

No offense if this is gay or whatever but i still think love is the strongest power

You know what I really learned from having to go observe the tour for the ministry? I talk in my sleep 🧍🏻

BACK IN THE MINISTRY BACK IN MY BED I'LL HAND MY NOTES OVER TOMORROW AUGH

Dude @fryshort4airfryer.bsky.social

Dude we looked away for two seconds to load points onto the card and lost Fry.

Naturally,

We went bowling and shook on whoever wins has the best Papa.

i never claimed to be good at putt putt

Mine and my bosses son is so well fed 😌

Again, new guy is alright I guess.

Okay, I've been appeased

I'm going to miss him so I'm packing both the marketable plush and the action figure

Can someone send me blurry- at a distance- pics of the old man while I'm gone this week? Just so I know he's okay in my absence.

If you're ever anxious there's always a pack of hot dogs in the fridge that are calling out for you to eat them raw at 3am

10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.

Only crued a little bit tonight, I'm being very brave.

Whining and crying and pawing at the old man's door because I'm going to miss him when I'm gone for a week and I want to be around him more before I go

Hey y'all. At what point during the exam do I kiss my optometrist?

everything reminds me of him

I need someone to hit me hard on the head, no questions asked

If you were going to say yes Please tell me how you feel about me knowing I'd trythid

Does anyone love me?

My back hurts and I havent had a hot dog in over a week. Life is so cruel.

curse of Italian can't finish anything

Oh?

... I might be getting a cat

I FORGIVE U,,, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Ooooh ooough, baby want a sippy

I want a pet to stave off the baby fever

Happy new year!

It's always steal from work week when your boss is half senile

STEAL NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

They put me in the nut cracker and you'll never guess what they did next

DONT DO IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

she might be onto something we'll see

Actually, I would like to do the mistletoe thing. It seems fun in theory.

I've just lived an entire life in the blink of an eye. I met an elderly man, we fell in love, we made sweet sweet love, had a daughter, watched her grow, watched her become the most powerful overlord who successfully took over the world, and then also some how grew old together. I miss them both.

OOOHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

uh oh

Oh shit, free cookies

Never celebrated Christmas before and I won't start now!!!

I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.

Shadows

Sometimes I think I miss how it was. How things were when I could hang around my original pack mates before i went "soft" on the old man and they pushed me away for it. But, then, they were the ones that would hold me down for punishment. So why should I care about them at all?

What happens at Solstice stays at Solstice.

I know that I didn't really have a choice but to watch and care for them, but sometimes I do kind of miss my sibling's kits.