🇵🇸 Gazans take to makeshift pitch for their own 'World Cup'  Young Palestinians, some barefoot, dart around in the sand as they take part in their very own 'World Cup', in Khan Yunis, in the south of the Gaza Strip.

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

Just say Montserrat, enough handholding

What's up Mainers 🦞

Buddy. You’re not a prepper. Give up

Reading the Bible in another language is strange. Who the fuck are "Pierre" and "Jean"?

The obsession people have with lawn care is a sort of mass mental illness, a symptom of a sick society

My mom doesn't know how to send her Wordle result. I tried to explain to her that I can't see her results, but I don't think she understood me so I just let it be

Oh, you're not struggling with the tattoo? Nazi imagery doesn't bother you, Will?

GIVE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS TO ANDREA LAFLAMME NOW!!!

Bluesky 9/11

("Emily" is Emily Brontë) (by Anne Carson)

They're calling it the fakest, stagedest event in world history

Got carried away at the used French book sale ($6 total)

NOT ENOUGH TIME TO READ!!!!

As a matter of record-keeping he's a convert. As a matter of actual conversion, I don't see any evidence

I love you Phil..

Go off, Meister Eckhart

The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel, and

I fully expected Spinoza's Ethics to be like 700 pages

A soldier talking to the priest in Diary of a Country Priest:

Rent should be like $50 per month

Had a dream Tucker Carlson was selling nicotine-coated floss so that you could get yourself addicted to flossing

Poetry update, I'm liking Philippe Soupault more than I expected to

According to my Apple Health app, the more cardio I do the worse my cardio is getting

Sir thank you for the Dodge Ram sir

✝️ Papista

Sometimes you have a bean burger and everything is OK again

Israeli soldiers are detonating entire villages in South Lebanon while taking selfies. Ancient mosques, churches, cemeteries, schools, hospitals - all being obliterated by the genocidal regime www.instagram.com/reel/DWrg5xi...

You already know

I already have grey in my beard, it kinda goes hard

Hard to be solemn on Good Friday when I have the day off and it's 65

If NASA directed the Artemis II funding to me, I wouldn't have to work another day of my life and could stimulate the economy with various purchases. But sure, let's fly around the moon again.

Trajan Langdon masterclass

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

The only acceptable way to be anti-Napoleon is to be a Jacobin hardliner aka a Babeufian communist

Bernanos

Well everyone, time to rev up your St John Passions (or Matthew if you prefer)

Me with tonight's dinner

You can't admit that they're mad she's shitting on public servant Anthony Blinken, so you make it about the person she retweeted

C'est le wokisme, épouvantable

I would like to blast a wizard with a 12 gauge

I think a lot of people on here get offended by "Zio" because they're closeted Zios. Hit dog hollers

Outlaw timeouts in the last 60 seconds of basketball games

Upsetting that some basketball fans on here are supporting Duke, a university that shares a literal name with David Duke.

Nazi state

Good for Iran, man. Enough of the American-Israeli regime deciding who can have governments and who has to die. This lawlessness can't last.