Do we know a good med mal lawyer in NC? A breast cancer patient asked for a flat closure mastectomy and the doctor left her with partial nipples, lumps and divots, and in a lot of pain without adequate management. She needs someone fierce and empathetic.

Worth finding.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

#writing "This is a home that’s open to extreme prose and poetry." probably not a fit, sadly.

"Landreth Timber". Just remembered the name of the case. Landreth v Landreth Timber and Howey, the securities lawyer's catechism.

Elizabeth Needham, I will take care of your book for you.

"Disturbing viral bodycam footage captures dozens of shirtless, blindfolded University of Iowa pledges covered in food in frat basement" Thank God none of my children had the remotest interest in "Greek Life".

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

#lawsky just had my annual “the US securities laws don’t have an equivalent of the ‘sale of a body corporate’ exemption under your Financial Services and Markets Act” talk with one of my English colleagues this morning. Admittedly, our way doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Evergreen

It’s so frustrating that even with fascists occupying cities & building a network of concentration camps that people choose purity over harm reduction & fail to understand that voting is only part of the process here.

Vote Blue No Matter Who is not "any Dem is someone we'd be happy to see in office" It's "any Dem is someone we'd prefer to see in office if the other option is their Republican opponent"

Do I have any friends in Southern Colorado? Struggling really hard to find an officiant for a weekday next month. (I know it isn’t necessary in CO, we still want one) If you know someone in Pagosa Springs who can spend 30 minutes officiating a ceremony let me know :)

"Boyfriend swapped my creamy Parmesan pasta for his cauliflower rice. He said I 'didn't need the extra calories'." Ex boyfriend, one assumes.

My main opinion on Graham Platner is if there was a 41 year old guy running in the Republican primary for the Maine Senate seat and it turned out that he had a Nazi tattoo for 15 years and then he claimed that he just didn't know it was a Nazi tattoo, none of you would ever stop screaming about it.

This is a goddam POEM.

“I feel it incumbent upon me to give the benefit of my custom to each of the greengrocers in the village in turn” I say to myself, heading to the other chain supermarket

A friend would like to memorialize her beloved pet and needs certain linguistic assistance, probably from the type of people who excitedly shouted “look he’s got a jumja stick” while watching star fleet academy:

Cooking …..

One may say what one wishes about funny old John Betjeman, who was undoubtedly a very odd fellow indeed, but….

Screaming into the void. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE OR FORGET THOSE WHO COULDN'T BRING THEMSELVES TO VOTE FOR THE OVERQUALIFIED BLACK WOMAN AND INSTEAD DIDN'T BECAUSE THEIR LITTLE PET CAUSE DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION, WERE TOO LAZY TO VOTE, OR SOMEHOW THOUGHT WHAT WE HAVE NOW WOULD BE BETTER.

I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.

"Cheryl Hines says her husband isn’t trying to hurt people"

Somehow I am supposed to have an adult professional conversation tomorrow with a grown man who goes by “Boomer”, and I am not yet prepared.

Papardelle con salsiccia

"When I go out to dinner with my dad, no matter where we go, he stares over his reading glasses for a while—I guess pretending to scour the menu—before ordering something that he likes to eat at home, that definitely wasn’t written anywhere before him." What an asshole.

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

one of the highlights to being the parent of a 2yo is going through your kids pockets after you put them to bed and seeing all the things they found interesting throughout the day tucked inside

Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.

Doesn’t drake maye have school tomorrow? He’s up awfully late

I am unfamiliar with Mr Bunny’s oeuvre and don’t speak Spanish, but I love that that’s what the halftime show was.

I stg I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen doing a bit, at first

I’m afraid this isn’t really my thing, but great choice anyway because it will make the worst people so angry

The week of the Olympics / Super Bowl is a good week to realize that the former owners of this house, who left their TV behind when they sold it, also left said TV logged in to the Peacock app….?

Exact copies can be transformative, politician edition

judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people

It bums me out when people have husbands who cause them distress and are mean to them. What good is a husband if he isn't supportive and worshipping the ground you walk on!

Eleanor is hilarious

A quiet evening after a snowstorm

How I sext

Last night cooking….

"Brooklyn removes tattoo tribute to David amid deepening Beckham feud" Are they the dumbest box of rocks around....? Maybe.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?

#lawsky just got a time-pressured and really quite complicated multi-jurisdiction acquisition signed up yesterday and the extent to which my two junior associates are stoked about it is both a) very charming and b) incredibly "feel-old-making"

#lawsky no, a (non-billable) catch-up call at 9:00am CET Monday does NOT work for me. (I mean, billable, yeah I've done that plenty of times, sure, but....)

#writing two poems accepted this morning (by the same journal) - first one was submitted 200 places, second one "only" 125.....

"The boxes you brought here and never unpacked are still patiently waiting to go So put on those clothes you never grew into, and smile like you mean it for once If you come back, bring a new name for everything."

Letters In Icelandic From the Ninette San by John K Samson

Also if this keeps me from watching Smriti Mandhana and Jemi Rodrigues lead their teams in the Indian Womens Premier League Final match tomorrow morning I am gonna be pissed. #cricket #tatawpl