I know y’all are gonna say I’m going to hell for this, but AI is really improving my practice. I’m able to produce better work product more quickly. The cost savings for the people I represent is huge as well. I’ve saved clients thousands of dollars this week alone.

I missed leg day 2 Sundays ago. Hit legs this past Sunday (not even a full workout due to schedule) and now I am feeling it getting up and down. Being an Old and needing more time to recover is rough.

My hearing was canceled but here is proof that I was in a tie. Please clap. (I wonder if I always look so tired?)

OK, I’m back to try this again. No not lifting. I’m back here to see if I can get any traction on this app. I haven’t been successful before.

Are there relevant legal or factual differences between the redistricting in Texas and the redistricting in California?

Just got my first filing (a notice from an Admin Judge) with the DOD officially designated the Department of War. I guess it will be DOW now too.

I am always humble because I trash talk myself constantly.

I have Facebook “friends” who do not comment or react to any of my posts, unless the post might cast Trump or MAGA in a bad light. Then they stumble on themselves to “nuh-uh” me

Just a point of clarification, in NC your employer can terminate you based on what customers or coworkers say about you. No, it definitely isn't heresy. Also, there is not an evidence rule against that.

Nothing hits like 2 street tacos, chips and salsa and a 24oz Dos Equis draft after a two day hearing. Very soothing for the soul.

TIL Mel Brooks is still alive. Thank you for that Bluesky.

This morning I first learned about the Hide the Pride campaign at public libraries across the US. I actually thought WTF these haters got a lot of time on their hands.

Got a new pair of boxers with coconuts on them. I yelled at my wife: oh my god, look at these! She loudly replied: WHAT!? Me: they're nuts! She is sick of my shit.

You know the rule.

**not a thing that happened** I understand that perhaps Dorian's school or classroom did not show the Challenger launch. However, google is free and Dorian could have used it instead of perpetrating a lie.

I'd love to hear from solo/small firm attorneys who've integrated AI into their firms. How are you using AI? Marketers keep telling me I'm behind because 200% of small firms have adopted AI and the attorneys in those firms are making double and only working 5 hours a week now.

Last Sat. I went to my son's flag football games, then to Lowe's to get slow close toilet seats and 17 bales of pine needles. I laid out the bales around the yard and my wife spread the needles as I replaced the toilet seats. Damn sure hope I'm not that productive tomorrow! Ha!

If they are fired, they will be replaced with someone equally bad or worse.

This is exactly how I look on Friday evening after a week long federal jury trial. Or a Monday morning after Friday to Sunday bender.

I am not a fan of babysitting adults. I have to just keep reminding myself that I get paid by the hour to do it. That does make me feel better.

I made a women's basketball bracket, but I don't follow the game closely enough to feel confident in my picks. So I made a second bracket and let the app pick. My brackets are currently tied...

Thank god we finally know. I couldn't figure out how the dog died when he was in the crate for (at least) over a week. So who would have thought the dog died from lack of food/water? www.yahoo.com/news/gene-ha...

I am so busy and cannot believe I just spent time watching this video on vocal fry. And how interesting I found it. He goes into the sexist criticisms of VF. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0yL...

A judge told me "bless your heart" after my second failed upload of a motion and attachment. Uhh...the knife twist.

Hi All, I am looking for a law student (US law school) to do research and some writing for me on an as needed basis. Mostly employment law. Paid of course. Remote of course. Most projects will have a deadline, but no schedule so work when convenient w/in deadline. 1/2

Anecdotal evidence is not real evidence and your beliefs do not create facts. What a bullshit article. #remotework #telework www.yahoo.com/news/bosses-...

This is wild to me. www.wral.com/story/north-...

I know not one single person cares, but the return to in-person work was issued as a Presidential Memorandum (PM) and not an Executive Order (EO). That is why OPM guidance references the PM and not an EO.

I’m a nerd. I get kind of disappointed when I am doing a Zoom/Teams meeting from my home office and no one asks me about the diagram of the Milky Way behind me. I want to be able to say: “YES, that is the Milky Way. Here is Earth and here is Sagittarius A*!”

Trump smelt it, so he dealt it.

It is wild how you can have detailed procedures in place for handling client matters and then human error can make it all for naught. In my office, such error is guaranteed to be at the worst possible time or situation.

I give my employees between 13 to 16 paid holidays each year. How many do y'all get/give?

But clearly not FWB of the court.

I received several of these over the years and loved every one.

Wham's "Last Christmas" was released FORTY years ago on 12-3-1984. I am not ok with this knowledge.

I don't understand grown men who cannot make an appointment by themselves. What in the immature baby-man shit is that? I feel bad asking my wife to pick up my dry cleaning when she is next door at the grocery store.

At the grocery self checkout last night the young clerk started a conversation: C: do you like the weather outside? Me: sure, I like when the weather is colder. C: me too. Probably because my dad is from Ukraine. It gets cold there. Me: I bet so. 1/2

TMI, but this was our toilet at our All Inclusive resort in Cancun earlier this month. My right cheek rubbed the wall when I sat down 🤣

Person sets a consultation and says "hey, I have this claim." Me: that claim won't work because [detailed explanation], but you have an even better claim for [detailed explanation] Person: Fuck you! My non-lawyer friends and google say you are wrong. Me: Ok. You do you.

Saber tooth kitty! www.yahoo.com/news/stunnin...

What do you call it when a client exhibits the same behavior to you or your staff that they got in trouble for at work?

Field Attorney seems like such a happy job. Must be an attorney who is permanently on a frolic and detour in a meadow.

No one likes them, but a cold is especially irritating when your job requires you to talk all day.

I lost my coffee between the kitchen and my office. Not a good start today.

On the lighter side, here’s a little marriage story. I got done with work last night around 8, went to the bedroom started playing on my phone. My wife came in and started wrapping presents. She said she wanted to get family photos on Thanksgiving. Our family photos can be 1/5

I can't share specifics, but I received some really good personal news today. Like, I will be able to sleep better kind of good news!

My baby needs to be detailed, but she’s looking pretty anyway 👀😘

The funniest part of this is Trump’s new nickname #VonShitzinPants but Laura Ingraham being outraged that CNN reported it is hilarious as well.

"Dean is the second Boeing-linked whistleblower to have died in the last two months as the company has come under heightened scrutiny." 🤔 www.yahoo.com/finance/news...

26 years handling sexual harassment/assault cases and I never will be comfortable questioning my clients on direct to walk them through what happened and the resulting damages.