Maintain an advantage over door to door salesmen by answering the door in animal ears ✨

Animal print + animal ears

who wants to come over and practice our swordfighting tactics together 👀

The final scene in Audition hits differently after being in the kink scene for a bit

"the left hates" is the new "the millenials killed" send tweet

In the future, they’ll invent a tupperware with a matching lid.

My hair is up to some shit today

Skrillex when he doesn’t care: wubever 🙄

look at this cutie!!

Who still up? Admire my makeup.

Haven’t posted a ‘fit in a while!

dullard = someone who is excessively dull drunkard = someone who is excessively drunk coward = someone who is excessively cow junkyard = someone who is excessively junky

Aldi found a sneaky way to add $20 to my grocery bill. Love this set though!

Had to explain the concept of an AMV to someone. Not because they didn’t watch anime, but because the term is too outdated.

Had enough raMEN - how about we get some raWOMEN??

reddit is the most annoying social media site. Not because of it's userbase, but because it blocks my VPN

Off-brand cola my beloved <3

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

My max level, super protective armor!

slut who sucked three dicks in one night at a party

reminder that my ass is really nice

my signature move in the bedroom is rolling in my sleep like a gas station hotdog

Had a dream last night that I found a 16” disco ball kit at the Asian market for $10. You had to glue on the little mirrors yourself but it was a great deal!

I'd be fine with bluesky constantly signing me out of my browser if it didn't switch back to light mode and discovery tab every time I logged back in.

04 Feb 2026

trying to make a trans woman cum

Did a lot of hyperfocusing today! Extremely cool! Neglected other projects I need to be working on! Less cool!!

as soon as I saw this I knew I had to draw her #pixelart

I'm sold. I want a BYD now.

The air is so dry. I am desiccating.

Spaghetti and orange sauce (red sauce into which I’ve melted so much goat cheese it turns orange)

Discourse time: all gundams look the same

Insurance email: Log In NOW Your Immediate Attention is REQUIRED After logging in: all good :) 👍 thx <3

Fuck it. I am voting for Elliot Forhan.

Mixed Media Adhesive, my beloved 😍

Playing bloodborne always makes me want to pick up minecraft again and try to build some sort of gothic labyrinth.

Abolish ICE is not enough. Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough. We need prosecutions and trials. Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

I appreciate that this goes beyond the winking "where are the second amendment guys now?" comments that you usually see. I think it's more helpful to spell out conservatives vile beliefs rather than imply that they just haven't thought things through.

You mean to tell me that my so called “sinuses” are exploding because they are full of “snot?” Unserious nonsense.

Friends, romans, cunty men

Reposting this for no particular reason

Finally got around to watching this! Absolute delight of a movie! I need it on blu-ray.

If you see this, post pet!

Polar vortex? I hardly know ‘er vortex!

Yesterday’s outfit was top-tier ✨

Kitty on the titty

Anyone know where I can buy a candelabra?