😵‍💫 uwuuuaaagguuuuueeeeeluuuuuuugh

I'm gonna be hung over tomororow. But we're gonna post through it <3

Ta-da! 💅✨

I think it was sometime in the 80s when they invented using more than one song in a movie’s soundtrack

Doing it* sloppy style** *painting my nails **wine drunk

Allegedly the Chainsaw Man movie was made on a $4 million budget. Which has to be bullshit. You’re telling me that an animated movie this good looking was made for less than what it cost to make Clerks II?? I don’t buy it!!

Performing my secret hamburger trick (cooking and eating it)

anyone know any good recipes? if so, you should whisper them in my ear

I always play the SU-27 in airplane games I feel like I should branch out and try something different.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Local indie theater is showing old Fleischer cartoons and the 1925 Phantom of the Opera today 😎✨

Physicists have invented a Kansas City that’s in neither Kansas nor Missouri but instead exists in some kind of plasma intermediary state but the FDA won’t approve it because it doesn’t have barbecue yet

Kansas City Missouri is pure simulacrum

society if frotting felt as good as it looks

I would never close a perfectly good tab. Gotta leave that shit open indefinitely. For when I need it.

Sexy Knoxville metro area population 2025

Did some doodling today lol. Ended up being kinda halloweeny!

Weird how I kinda feel safer now that windows 10 is no longer receiving updates.

I don't understand prescription pet foods. There's no way to get high off this stuff - why do I need my vet to 'ok' this?

roommate/meta is listening to his "bisexual music" (songs that sound like they should be from musicals, but aren't)

Feeling cute this morning :3

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's Sweet JP's Trans Am 20000 WR.

I guess you could say I’m a pinko

Metal Gear Rising really nailed the look of US senators.

hey do i know any dolls in kansas? trying to help a dear friend get access to some hrt. dm me with leads and please boost.

anyone know any good recipes? if so, you should whisper them in my ear

I appreciate a bold guess! but no, I am not.

i need to hyperfixate on something

there are too many movies I haven't watched. I think this is a moral failing.

a site for reviewing cat videos called litterboxd

Define your music taste in eight artists! Alice Longyu Gao Slayyyter Khost Franz Liszt Carly Rae Jepsen Skrillex Maximum the Hormone JPEGMAFIA

doodling on my tablet ✨

for the second day in a row we are hung over. gonna take it easy for a while

CEO and President of Warner Bros Discovery David Zaslav is spearheading a campaign to reduce the company's carbon footprint by stopping the production of "wasteful" residual checks (Source: tinyurl.com/yfyabd9p)

4am thirst traps ✨

Going to the club 😎

Hungover 😵 — who wanna kiss? (Gently pls)

hold me down and put your hands around my throat :3 pls

I think I would really like American Ultra if it were a good movie

Ok so a white russian has two shots of vodka in it and I have had two so I am sloshed atm — who wanna kiss??

Stop what you’re doing and look at this snoozing cat!!

I don’t have any bruises on my neck someone should come over and fix that

"you are someone's weird coworker" WRONG -- I DO NOT HAVE A JOB

I’m so hardcore :3

(Rolling my eyes and gnashing my teeth and tearing out my hair) I love video games!!! I play them for fun!!!

Snapchat stop pretending you’re a social media site. You’re a messaging service - act like it!

My toxic trait is that whenever someone texts me “good morning!” I always reply with more exclamation marks than they used.

sometimes it's difficult to keep up with The Discourse because I only follow people with correct opinions and it might take a while before I figure out the dogshit hot take that set everyone off.