Hey Brooklyn - we’re playing at Lucky 13 Saloon on Tuesday. See you there? Cool. 💜

All of the dates this week are palindromes, and not enough people are talking about it. That’s all.

Gets ‘em every time.

Someone parked their trash in my spot.

I really do enjoy when I look at a word I have used my entire life and all of the sudden it looks bizarre and it is like I've never seen it before.

When “Break Stuff” comes on shuffle at work…

Am I drinking coffee after 4pm? Yes. Is this a good idea? No. It that going to stop me? … ha.

💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

good day to be a new yorker :~)

Soundtrack for today. @eve6.bsky.social

Ok Fam, I posted a pic of me in a Danhausen shirt on insta and then the actual Danhausen liked it - am I cursed or uncursed?? Still freaking out…. 🖤♥️✨ #veryevilverynice @danhausen.bsky.social

A Real President for all the people 💙🌈

Still just very confused why there’s a tuning fork on the court…

McDonald’s BBQ sauce hits different.

I heard you the first time, history. You can stop repeating yourself.

When Dead Kennedys comes on shuffle at work…

To my fellow insomniacs - a weird hack that I find has been helping me a LOT actually is just sleeping with socks on. I feel like I demonized sleeping with socks on, but it seems to have made a huge difference? I could be making it up? It could be all in my head? But… socks. Who knew?

If you’re not putting pickles in your salad, what are you even doing?

Go to bed at a reasonable time? Me?! Never. 🙃

Brb, I gotta see something real quick…

Revisiting Muse for the first time in a while and Knights of Cydonia just punched me in the face. Hell yes.

Greetings from The Rocky Horror Show. #dontdreamitbeit ♥️🖤✨

And because it's important: if you don't have a mother or lost her or didn't get the mother you deserve- today I ask you to celebrate yourself. Because despite everything, you're still here. And you matter and just being you makes the world better.

thinking about them

A chicken chalupa supreme is very nice.

It’s almost 8pm and it’s still light out. Hell yes.

Can somebody get me exactly this as a pet?

I don’t know how I’ve made it this long, but about to watch The Dark Crystal for the first time.

I had soup twice today. That’s a pretty great day.

Free show tomorrow night in Huntington Village with @badmaryband.bsky.social 💜✨ 21+

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Really very entirely beyond pumped that my shuffle decided I needed to hear multiple versions of MacArthur Park today. Dear God, someone bring the cake inside.

I haven’t posted on here in seventeen days so this is just an update that YES I AM STILL ALIVE.

Do they make peanut butter and fluff Uncrustables, or are we not ready for that yet??

The soup drops have found their way back into my inbox! 😂💜 Thanks for this one @megainfinity.band

It is almost 6:30 and still sunny as hell out. ☀️ Bangarang.

It’s a yacht rock Wednesday, let’s GO!

Aco Bell. That is all.

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Happy MARIO Day!! 💚💚💚

I cracked a Diet Coke before 10:30am again today. There’s a pattern starting…

GO OUTSIDE. GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.

My favorite day of the year!!! ☀️☀️☀️

I would like to personally thank Wendy’s for keeping me alive for the last two months.

Five drinks on my desk today. Five.

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I have five open drinks on my desk right now. Three is the norm. We have entered five territory. HOLD ON, KIDS.

This is just an appreciation post for Belvita breakfast biscuits - idk if I would be alive without them right now.

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