Mr. Million Miles
@mrmillionmiles.bsky.social
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Making horse drink since 2024 www.yahoo
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21 days ago
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Screamer Jim
about 1 month ago
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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We need a new carnian pluvial episode
about 2 months ago
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Cullen
about 2 months ago
we almost dedicated season one of strip law to Otzi the Iceman but i decided at the last minute not to. but this was almost the last frame of the show
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Stephanie 🍉
2 months ago
critically acclaimed emmy winning fx series the americans starring matthew rhys and keri russell
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CrunchBite
3 months ago
If you're still using Twitter/X in any capacity get the fuck off now. Cut ties entirely. Any following you have is not worth it. For any reason.
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Ed Zitron
3 months ago
Happy New Year!
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Good Trailcams
3 months ago
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I wish my writing was capable of characterization as effective as what that mug does for Cassie
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3 months ago
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Oregon 🕎🎲
4 months ago
"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
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Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/nov/19/neanderthals-early-humans-kissed-research-evolution
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What's our thoughts with regard to Martha
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4 months ago
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Post-kill step swabathon
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5 months ago
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Pokemon leaks are starting and CNN isn't covering it because of the government shutdown. Distraction technique ?
6 months ago
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I saw Jeffery Epstein alive at the Appleton Wisconsin Octoberfest
6 months ago
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Stop using twitter. I don't care about your brand. Get off
6 months ago
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Can check
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Bruno J. Navarro
6 months ago
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Hard Drive
6 months ago
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
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Some cool tips for your online adventure!
6 months ago
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Thank God every day for Riverdale
7 months ago
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Wood star
7 months ago
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Loui Stonehill
7 months ago
Very interesting algorithm analysis, which explains the repeated problems with content moderation getting in the way of social justice tldr: it's always good to block a TERF or a white supremacist or any other type of fascist original post:
www.tumblr.com/chiptrillino...
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john
over 16 years ago
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live:
www.cnn.com/live
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Saw something beautiful today............!
7 months ago
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"To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved" is just burned onto the surface of my brain
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7 months ago
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Johnny Cash voice: But I lead a horse to water, just to make it drink
8 months ago
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Just tried to add tags to that retweet like a Tumblr post. I'm so bad at posting. Anyway the tags were gone be
#i'll
go to war for the bad dunkies
8 months ago
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Tim Onion
8 months ago
First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."
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Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals
CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to...
https://theonion.com/dunkin-announces-they-no-longer-have-heart-to-charge-people-for-such-depressing-meals/
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8 months ago
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winter
8 months ago
by now there should have been a fully realized Flintstones theme park where guests can live 24/7 immersed in Flintstones world, work Flintstones job and own Flintstones property. the Flintstones super fan would especially enjoy nods to Flintstones history and lore, which deserve our respect.
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When I die I hope every piece of evidence that I existed is vaporized from the internet and my legend lives on only through oral tradition
8 months ago
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I know I haven't said it in a while but it really is crazy just how easy it is to make a horse drink water
8 months ago
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Shit really ſtarted going downhill when we ſtopped uſing the long s. Bring it back
9 months ago
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Stop using twitter
9 months ago
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Get an orange. Go to a neighborhood of single family homes. Stand in the street, pick a direction. Throw the orange as far as you can. Quickly leave
9 months ago
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onion person
9 months ago
the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave
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They're calling it Earth.
9 months ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
9 months ago
Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
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10 months ago
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I'm having a great day
10 months ago
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Glad to see they're releasing a Tetrisphere - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
10 months ago
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I don't believe circumscissile dehiscence actually exists but i'd love to be proven wrong
10 months ago
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Alden Diaz
10 months ago
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Claim your Orbs
10 months ago
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"That was so touching :). In response I am adding a year to your fuckening sentence"
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11 months ago
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Annie Kelly
11 months ago
This is such a great, chilling article. I was listening to a podcast interview with a conservative Christian author recently who claims ChatGPT is (literally) demonic. I don't imagine stuff like this helps!
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Showing up to the first day at the School of the Americas with a backpack, calculator and a big smile
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