if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

You know what's up

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

We need a new carnian pluvial episode

we almost dedicated season one of strip law to Otzi the Iceman but i decided at the last minute not to. but this was almost the last frame of the show

critically acclaimed emmy winning fx series the americans starring matthew rhys and keri russell

If you're still using Twitter/X in any capacity get the fuck off now. Cut ties entirely. Any following you have is not worth it. For any reason.

Happy New Year!

I wish my writing was capable of characterization as effective as what that mug does for Cassie

"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands " www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

What's our thoughts with regard to Martha

Post-kill step swabathon

Pokemon leaks are starting and CNN isn't covering it because of the government shutdown. Distraction technique ?

I saw Jeffery Epstein alive at the Appleton Wisconsin Octoberfest

Stop using twitter. I don't care about your brand. Get off

Can check

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Some cool tips for your online adventure!

Thank God every day for Riverdale

Wood star

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Saw something beautiful today............!

"To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved" is just burned onto the surface of my brain

Johnny Cash voice: But I lead a horse to water, just to make it drink

Just tried to add tags to that retweet like a Tumblr post. I'm so bad at posting. Anyway the tags were gone be #i'll go to war for the bad dunkies

First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."

by now there should have been a fully realized Flintstones theme park where guests can live 24/7 immersed in Flintstones world, work Flintstones job and own Flintstones property. the Flintstones super fan would especially enjoy nods to Flintstones history and lore, which deserve our respect.

When I die I hope every piece of evidence that I existed is vaporized from the internet and my legend lives on only through oral tradition

I know I haven't said it in a while but it really is crazy just how easy it is to make a horse drink water

Shit really ſtarted going downhill when we ſtopped uſing the long s. Bring it back

Stop using twitter

Get an orange. Go to a neighborhood of single family homes. Stand in the street, pick a direction. Throw the orange as far as you can. Quickly leave

the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave

They're calling it Earth.

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

I'm having a great day

Glad to see they're releasing a Tetrisphere - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

I don't believe circumscissile dehiscence actually exists but i'd love to be proven wrong

Claim your Orbs

"That was so touching :). In response I am adding a year to your fuckening sentence"

This is such a great, chilling article. I was listening to a podcast interview with a conservative Christian author recently who claims ChatGPT is (literally) demonic. I don't imagine stuff like this helps!