I wish my writing was capable of characterization as effective as what that mug does for Cassie

"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands " www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

What's our thoughts with regard to Martha

Post-kill step swabathon

Pokemon leaks are starting and CNN isn't covering it because of the government shutdown. Distraction technique ?

I saw Jeffery Epstein alive at the Appleton Wisconsin Octoberfest

Stop using twitter. I don't care about your brand. Get off

Can check

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Some cool tips for your online adventure!

Thank God every day for Riverdale

Wood star

Very interesting algorithm analysis, which explains the repeated problems with content moderation getting in the way of social justice tldr: it's always good to block a TERF or a white supremacist or any other type of fascist original post: www.tumblr.com/chiptrillino...

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Saw something beautiful today............!

"To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved" is just burned onto the surface of my brain

Johnny Cash voice: But I lead a horse to water, just to make it drink

Just tried to add tags to that retweet like a Tumblr post. I'm so bad at posting. Anyway the tags were gone be #i'll go to war for the bad dunkies

First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."

by now there should have been a fully realized Flintstones theme park where guests can live 24/7 immersed in Flintstones world, work Flintstones job and own Flintstones property. the Flintstones super fan would especially enjoy nods to Flintstones history and lore, which deserve our respect.

When I die I hope every piece of evidence that I existed is vaporized from the internet and my legend lives on only through oral tradition

I know I haven't said it in a while but it really is crazy just how easy it is to make a horse drink water

Shit really ſtarted going downhill when we ſtopped uſing the long s. Bring it back

Stop using twitter

Get an orange. Go to a neighborhood of single family homes. Stand in the street, pick a direction. Throw the orange as far as you can. Quickly leave

the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave

They're calling it Earth.

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

I'm having a great day

Glad to see they're releasing a Tetrisphere - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

I don't believe circumscissile dehiscence actually exists but i'd love to be proven wrong

Claim your Orbs

"That was so touching :). In response I am adding a year to your fuckening sentence"

This is such a great, chilling article. I was listening to a podcast interview with a conservative Christian author recently who claims ChatGPT is (literally) demonic. I don't imagine stuff like this helps!

Showing up to the first day at the School of the Americas with a backpack, calculator and a big smile

April the 29th be with you

it must feel so good to wash up on a beach unconcious with no memories

why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it

Criminalize battered fries. It should be illegal to ruin a potato like that

Draft check