Mr. Million Miles
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Making horse drink since 2024 www.yahoo
I wish my writing was capable of characterization as effective as what that mug does for Cassie
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Oregon 🕎🎲
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"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
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Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/nov/19/neanderthals-early-humans-kissed-research-evolution
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What's our thoughts with regard to Martha
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29 days ago
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Post-kill step swabathon
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about 2 months ago
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Pokemon leaks are starting and CNN isn't covering it because of the government shutdown. Distraction technique ?
2 months ago
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I saw Jeffery Epstein alive at the Appleton Wisconsin Octoberfest
2 months ago
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Stop using twitter. I don't care about your brand. Get off
3 months ago
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Can check
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Bruno J. Navarro
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Hard Drive
3 months ago
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
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Some cool tips for your online adventure!
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Thank God every day for Riverdale
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Wood star
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Loui Stonehill
3 months ago
Very interesting algorithm analysis, which explains the repeated problems with content moderation getting in the way of social justice tldr: it's always good to block a TERF or a white supremacist or any other type of fascist original post:
www.tumblr.com/chiptrillino...
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john
about 16 years ago
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live:
www.cnn.com/live
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Saw something beautiful today............!
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"To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved" is just burned onto the surface of my brain
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4 months ago
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Johnny Cash voice: But I lead a horse to water, just to make it drink
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Just tried to add tags to that retweet like a Tumblr post. I'm so bad at posting. Anyway the tags were gone be
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go to war for the bad dunkies
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5 months ago
First time since I've worked here where I read a headline and immediately thought "Oh this one's about me 100%."
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Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals
CANTON, MA—Stressing that whatever garbage they have on their menu couldn’t possibly be better than what Americans had at home, Dunkin’ officials announced Monday that they no longer have the heart to...
https://theonion.com/dunkin-announces-they-no-longer-have-heart-to-charge-people-for-such-depressing-meals/
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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠
5 months ago
by now there should have been a fully realized Flintstones theme park where guests can live 24/7 immersed in Flintstones world, work Flintstones job and own Flintstones property. the Flintstones super fan would especially enjoy nods to Flintstones history and lore, which deserve our respect.
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When I die I hope every piece of evidence that I existed is vaporized from the internet and my legend lives on only through oral tradition
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I know I haven't said it in a while but it really is crazy just how easy it is to make a horse drink water
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Shit really ſtarted going downhill when we ſtopped uſing the long s. Bring it back
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Stop using twitter
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Get an orange. Go to a neighborhood of single family homes. Stand in the street, pick a direction. Throw the orange as far as you can. Quickly leave
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5 months ago
the more you learn about ai and the business behind it and truly how horribly ai mega datacenters are for the environment and are destroying the communities they’re in it makes you want to return to living in a cave
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They're calling it Earth.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
6 months ago
Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
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I'm having a great day
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Glad to see they're releasing a Tetrisphere - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
6 months ago
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I don't believe circumscissile dehiscence actually exists but i'd love to be proven wrong
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7 months ago
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Claim your Orbs
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"That was so touching :). In response I am adding a year to your fuckening sentence"
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Annie Kelly
7 months ago
This is such a great, chilling article. I was listening to a podcast interview with a conservative Christian author recently who claims ChatGPT is (literally) demonic. I don't imagine stuff like this helps!
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Showing up to the first day at the School of the Americas with a backpack, calculator and a big smile
7 months ago
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April the 29th be with you
8 months ago
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Penny
10 months ago
it must feel so good to wash up on a beach unconcious with no memories
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wint
8 months ago
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
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jordan
8 months ago
If you're a cis person who bought hogwarts legacy, you owe a trans person $70 immediately. Also you should probably wear a hat that says "dipshit" on it
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Criminalize battered fries. It should be illegal to ruin a potato like that
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Draft check
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