Last night at 2:40AM the upper portion of my leg had fallen asleep while I was sleeping which means that three steps on the way to the bathroom it buckled underneath me in the hallway causing me to land on my tailbone and bonk my head on the corner of the doorframe, whimpering and farting profusely.

ok heres my shitty comic

Tfw when you forget that a lot of bad dragon's toy sizes are...aspirational...

Surely they've suffered enough?

Proposal that we stop calling them “Human Dogbeds” or by their brand names, and start calling them “Seattle Guest Beds” until it catches on outside the fandom, and normies make up a fake reason why they’re called that.

Hey poodlewool fans! I want to start off by saying I hate being alive and reading Ai writing every fucking day It's not just bleak— it's devastating. It's a whole new way of signaling to people that you not only don't value their time, you also don't value your own voice. And honestly? kill me

found a good Wikipedia page

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

life's not fair.. I want fluffy floppy puppy ears..

Our first act is up. Listless Anarchy @junefloof.bsky.social

And don't you forget it. 🎨 @marms.bsky.social

we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told

of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

walkies? 🐕

cute tats

Finally finished framing these new guys, always good to add to my collection of pieces from @marandart.bsky.social!

Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that

this has become a very important video to me

BITE‼️

So excited to have gotten the chance to commission @marandart.bsky.social for this absolutely gorgeous little painting of my fursona! It's always satisfying to add to my collection of physical commissions, especially from someone whose style I adore so much! ❤️

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

literally me

happy birthday wendy carlos

DOG BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF SNARL RUFF RUFF RUFF BITE ARF ARF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

At the beginning of every episode of Jeopardy! I keep expecting Johnny Gilbert to announce the host as "Kenneth Jenneth" and I don't know where this brainrot came from.

I love having used REAPER for nearly a decade and still accidentally stumbling across life-changing features that I had no idea existed until I really needed them. Truly the superior DAW (for my workflow)

Double stereo double tracked some acoustic guitar yesterday and it's sounding positively jangly in here. ❤️ AND having spent a couple extra minutes thinking carefully about mic placement means that everything is phase compliant to mono without even trying too hard. 😎

tfw you literally taught modular synthesis at university for a bit and yet can't seem to conjure the specific sound that you are seeking

Had such a great time at Furvana last weekend. And I got these fantastic pics from @woofadoof.bsky.social! Making that extra long tongue right before I left for the con was the right choice. #fursuitfriday

you can tell when a dog is stressed out and needs dopamine because it will be smoking a joint and looking at collars online

Believe in Yourself, It's Not Worth It

I haven't been on a songwriting roll like the one I'm on now since 2014 and wow are these song way better than those.

FISHERDOG

TFW a really cute girl checks you out, makes long eye contact, and smiles at you as she walks into the bar but by the time you're done with your conversation she's already left...

TIFU by stupidly rawdogging a Windows 10 installation reset "keep my files" without a backup. Unsurprisingly (in hindsight) it did not, in fact, keep my files.

newton's third law states that in order to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america, the mall of america must be renamed to the mall of mexico

I absolutely love how solid a piece of software REAPER is. I just had my first crash in I don't even know how long and it was only because I updated my graphics drivers without restarting and then tried to open VCV Rack which suddenly couldn't access OpenGL. (So not REAPER's fault!)

concur

Even though I'm not super good at it, DOGGAMN playing bass guitar is FUN

One of the things I miss about winter is the ability to take a decent walk in my fursuit without literally dying. I just wanna bring joy to people's lives by being a giant dog!

How Do I Know Whether The Ten-And-A-Half Minute Song I've Just Finished Writing Is Good And Not BORING?

Finally have a lot of ideas for music lately after a super long drought. I seem incapable of writing a song that is shorter than six and a half minutes lately so hopefully there is an audience out there with some sort of remaining attention span.

Another photo from pride! Little photo on thermal paper from a random passerby who seemed totally enamored with my fursuit.

More shenanigans and a great photo from pride! (taken on film too, if I'm not mistaken) 📷 @knabewolf.bsky.social

How 2 Learn 2 Feel A spur of the moment zine I made with a mouse and MS Paint. Learning to pause is the first step!

[waking up from NyQuil death sleep] DICK SO FAT U CANT GIVE IT A BLOWJOB U GOTTA GIVE IT A BLOWCAREER