Andy 🦷
@istealteeth.bsky.social
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They/them loser
Hello I forgot about this app
5 months ago
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Thinking about the time a patient said "I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl with all that metal in your face" and I said "pick your favorite and go with that" and he just nodded silently and didn't ask again
about 1 year ago
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Dominic Caruso
about 1 year ago
Making a 36,000-cheese pizza (many of the cheeses are imaginary).
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He let me hit because I wore 4 layers of clothing and a coat outside today and still almost cried because it's too cold
about 1 year ago
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Once trump signs that executive order that makes me not exist anymore I do plan to become more transgender
about 1 year ago
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Tam With The Yams
about 1 year ago
We definitely in a Black Mirror episode
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Blue sky nice ghost
about 1 year ago
Using a ouija board but it keeps saying, "I'm just a bit of wood with some letters drawn on, yes I have a surprising amount of sentience considering. But very few insights which would benefit you directly"
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wint
about 1 year ago
insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
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Starting a new social media account is so embarrassing like where'd all the gay people in my phone go
about 1 year ago
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Matt Binder
about 1 year ago
the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement
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Anyway here's my gay sons
about 1 year ago
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