Hello I forgot about this app

Thinking about the time a patient said "I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl with all that metal in your face" and I said "pick your favorite and go with that" and he just nodded silently and didn't ask again

Making a 36,000-cheese pizza (many of the cheeses are imaginary).

He let me hit because I wore 4 layers of clothing and a coat outside today and still almost cried because it's too cold

Once trump signs that executive order that makes me not exist anymore I do plan to become more transgender

We definitely in a Black Mirror episode

Using a ouija board but it keeps saying, "I'm just a bit of wood with some letters drawn on, yes I have a surprising amount of sentience considering. But very few insights which would benefit you directly"

insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit

Starting a new social media account is so embarrassing like where'd all the gay people in my phone go

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Anyway here's my gay sons