What's your favorite Stardew event? Mines the Moonlight Jellies, it always makes me emotional 🪼

Happy Easter

Fellas, is it masc to blow your nose.

How Pixar moms are created

In 2021 I was asked to do NFTs. 4 weeks of work for a projected $1 million. I got harassed for months by cryptobros for saying "no" publicly as a high profile artist. The project went ahead without me and the offer was legit. NFTs were and are a grift, peddled by the same techbros as AI

gesturing to offer a girl a fist-bump after she shared an emotional triumph only to have her grasp my hand and hold it is a new mood and I can't say I mind

I saw an extremely cute pigeon today and i tried to draw her but she ended up looking like ben franklin. so i went with it.

Sometimes "estrogen would save her" means literally just going on HRT would resolve her issues, but other times it means "a radical act of self-determination would reframe so much of how she views herself and the world around her, she'd come out of it a changed, better person."

Hehehe hahaha more Serotonin for me! Honestly though I don't mind it, this physical is taking forever. Why did the small town I work for send me to the capital of Michigan instead of the equally effective town just south of them I'll never know

Quick tip for instant Post interaction Serotonin. Just post anything while your partner is online and they'll like your stuff. It's so cute and effective like here watch this...

If I know anyone in the North East that would be interested? Let me know.. my balance isn't great either, so I'm not really confident enough to use it.. I just threw the box out a couple of weeks ago, but it's pretty much brand new.

I have a problem. Every time I buy some Peanut butter ritz crackers for a small snack, I absolutely annihilate them in 3-4 days tops. This post is brought to you by the "Please buy me all the Peanut butter crackers" committee

I hope for more stories in media about trans eggs. Like I love TV Glow, more of that is fine by me, but I'd also like hopeful/happy stories too. I'm thinking about the fan theory of Jax from TADC being transfemme. He could be! That would be interesting, and we so rarely see that. But I want more.

I know things are hard for most all of us right now and many of you help Breezy through her streams. Please only help if you can but things are becoming quite scary for my girly and I. #mutualaid gofund.me/8070a0502

Hey sweethearts, times have been really tough for us lately. This page explains our struggles very well. Thank you for taking time out of your day to read it if you can! Consider helping out two trans girls in a bind if you're able to! 💖

In a shady neighborhood getting my finger prints taken and my dumb ass forgot didn't realize I came 30 minutes before open. So I'm pulling on the door trying to get in and the one guy inside locks his car. Well I guess I got offended because I just yelled "I can do that too!" And locked mine

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

therapist: that sounds fantastic! me: yeah it's an idea I can work with for a while. my brain is running with it on its own, it's good. therapist: that seems like some real progress me: and that's why I no longer think it's a good idea. It's too /easy/. it's like "oh of course". therapist: what

Mirroring an image back and forth to make sure that the nipples aren't looking off in weird directions.

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

just gonna keep bumping this when necessary because I cannot personally make anything this large

Holy New York.

Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud Dept.-Kinda sounds like he's admitting he interfered in the election with VERY specific statistics. I quit Twitter because he bought it, way before his confession he stole the election for the Orange Atrocity. 🍊💩 Now I'm SURE I made the right decision! 👍

This might be the most perfectly grilled grilled cheese I’ve ever made.

When I was 11 I won a design an ad contest where the prize was $50, I was so pumped to buy some sick Legos until I found out it wasn't cash it was a Patriot Bond I'd have to wait decades to be able to use. I'm pleased to report I cashed it today and immediately went and bought some sick ass Legos

KFC are doing Pickle Pepsi here starting today Truly clown world 🤡🥒

I'm moo maxxing I'm grinding my cow stat Straight up milking it Filling jars with this stuff Can't wait to level up my cowbility My new ult lets me spray milk everywhere Anyways mind if I class change you into a dumb domesticated cow alongside me?

Gotta love the Canadians... Right now there is a big push for them to forego buying the US-Made F-35 fighter jets in favor of buying Swedish-built jets instead. The proposed designation for this new jet would be the FU-47.

I GOT THE FCKING JOB!!!!!!! Holy COW!!! No more 10 hour days and long ass drives! Fully remote! $10k more too! OH MY GOD IM IN TEARS

Post it in the bulletin board. You may never see it again!

Seeing ICE detaining people at airports is so sickening and so are the details about the LGA plane crash. Just a fraction of the money they’re using to brutalize families could be spent on rehiring air traffic controllers, who they fired so they could brutalize more people

I’m not even vegan, but made a vegan chickpea curry and posted on insta with the caption “meatfree mondays” and have had two people ask me “why? 😂” … why what? Why am I having dinner? Why am I eating something I clearly chose to make? Fuck me is this what vegans have to deal with daily?!

just a very occasional "if you are looking for shirts etc. they're here" post. there's a US & a UK/EU shop if you start at mountain-goats.com/merch and I am tickled to probably be in the only band ever to offer an item called the "Blot Out the Sun Hat" www.hellomerch.com/products/blo...

Here have a tail tutorial I made up for some folks

Do not keep making me post this.😤

Morally and ethically speaking countries should be withdrawing from the World Cup. This particular World Cup does not deserve to have moral, ethical nations competing in it. I wonder how many decent ethical nations there are?

doing this to you

Morning mallard

strive jam

This is the best interaction I've had on this platform lol

One of my favourite facts is that the spiky tail of a stegosaurus didn't used to have a specific name, until Gary Larson published this Far Side cartoon, at which point "thagomizer" was adopted by paleontologists.

Some bumblebees absolutely lost in the sauce