Bat. Shit. Crazy.

This is the turd on the top of an awful, awful week of news. Fare thee well to The Other One.

When did The Onion move into mainstream reporting?

I was hoping he might say “MY last Christmas” instead.

US Navy apparently being trained by Somali pirates.

Same thing I told my parents in the 3rd grade when they asked me about my citizenship grade.

So what would move the swastika and noose from "potentially divisive" back to "divisive"? For those American Jews (I am one) who think Trump's stance on Israel is all about supporting Jewish people everywhere (I do not), this should be a gut check.

In light of today's blockbuster news, go back and watch my interview with Cong. Eric Swalwell. While pundits were offering a dozen policy reasons for the government shutdown, Swalwell nailed it. “We have shut down the government to protect Donald Trump and how close he is to the Epstein Files.

Playing the role of Charlie Brown in the shit-show . .

Any bets that that they'll close "democrat air space," whatever the hell that is? Trump may have tweeted it already.

This thug has been charged in state court after a tip from the FBI. What am I missing - threatening a member of Congress is a federal offense, so why didn't the FBI pursue charges? Perhaps because President Cheeto pardoned this J6 loser? The stink of hypocrisy is overwhelming.

Shocking. In other news, the world is still round and the sky is blue.

Meanwhile, at the pro-Trump rally.

Crowd count of roughly 1500 peaceful protesters for #EllensburgNoKings in a town of 20,000. Amazing!

Where we stand, in long arc of history: -Story on left, adding race as a factor when that favors white people. -Story on right, banning race as a factor when that favors non-whites. I often complain about NYT headlines and story-play. But these are strong. Including "If Court Guts 1965 Law."

Trump's Middle East news conference: "We're right there, we're right there." Is he talking tariffs, the Russia-Ukraine war or what? Zero chance this happens with Bibi in office.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli

Booth? I'm sorry, but I don't recognize the name? James Earl Ray? Sorry, never heard of him. Oswald? Sounds vaguely familiar.

It's tiring trying to figure out whether President Cheetoh is that stupid or intentionally lying. I guess it doesn't matter. But if 300 million died from drugs last year, why are all my friends and neighbors still here? Just lucky, I guess.

Happy Pythagorean Triple Square Day That dude - math! Finally, something we can all celebrate. Or can we?

JD Vance is calling on employers to fire employees for exercising their First Amendment rights. Yet another reminder why I’m grateful that I don’t work for corporate media—I work for my readers. And now, JD, I will exercise my First Amendment rights by telling you to go fuck your fascist self.

He left out "God save the King."

I'm sorry, the guy who fucked his employee is not giving me moral advice.

Everyone is focusing on “Catch this, fascist”, and Ciao Bella being an anti-fascist song and reading that as literal. But these are both used in the video game Helldivers2 - which is a parody of authoritarianism. “Catch this, fascist” is satirical anti-fascism. 1/

Patel is making it sound like massive law enforcement with unlimited resources ran the shooter down He turned himself in

He looks like the acid was just kicking in when someone said, “oh there you are. We’re starting a press conference. Put this on.”

Glenn Beck’s media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota

Why did I even bother taking con law in law school?

Asked and answered.

After the grand jury slapped Piro upside her smirking face by refusing to indict on felony charges. If only Dunn had been a ham sandwich, instead of throwing one.

So the rapist who raw dogs the flag wants to criminalize its desecration?

If you want to understand me as a writer, read this.

The National Park Service fired a wildlife biologist at Yosemite National Park who helped drape a large transgender pride flag from El Capitan in May, saying that the demonstration had taken place in a prohibited area and lacked the required permits.

Who says Trump got nothing out of the Alaska love fest?

Just want to brag that I called it 5 days ago.

I have this knot in my stomach that this buffoon is going to offer to sell Alaska back to the Ruskies.

If anyone was wondering if South Park was going to ease up on the scathing Trump plot lines, this week’s follow-up offered an answer: Hell no.

When your grandpa escapes the memory care unit.

Guess what asshat doesn’t own a dog.

NYT subhead should be corrected - "president's power over *previously* independent agencies": Supreme Court Lets Trump Fire Consumer Product Safety Regulators. The court’s order was the latest in a series of emergency rulings on the scope of the president’s power over independent agencies.

Shocking! In other news, the earth is round and revolves around the sun. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...

democracy! 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🇺🇸

Merkley had a pretty effective day. Or will have, if you make this go viral.

In our little town of Ellensburg, WA, with less than 12,000 (not counting college students) population, about 1,000 of us turned out for the No Kings protest. Very proud!

Ruh roh.

So much for so-called merit-based governing.

"Is Lee Harvey Oswald still alive?'