Remembered when Riolu stormed area 51. That was so Pickle Rick of him.

Every time I have a serious or heartfelt conversation with someone on Telegram, the day after at some point I remember my PFP is something stupid like a fucking Furby, and then I wonder if it helped / made things worse.

I'm a furry for life 90% because I love this community of funny and brilliant people who love talking animals to a degree that they become real and 10% because I routinely do stuff like see pictures of cows and think "oh, gender"

Fucking capitalism

Schedule 1 but the effects turn customers into big goofy opossums, cows and dragons. 🥴👉👈

When you think about it, cows just make sense. Of course there’s a squishy friend-shaped animal that are often very curious, if not a bit timid. Of course there’s a species that instinctively picks a best friend, for life, with no real explanation as to HOW or WHY they are able to do this.

Antidepressants aren’t enough anymore. I need Pokemon to be real

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I was exposed to therianizing radiation and the hooves forming are making it increasingly difficult to mm bweh baaaa bweeehh

I personally can’t think of much worse than going to an invite-only event where everyone pats themselves on the back for “being one of the good ones” while also being part of the reason groups of people are systemically excluded. It validates a lot of my beliefs about the UK furry fandom spaces.

I want to be an opossum sometimes.

Tired of your human form? Become an animal! Speak to your local Therapeutic Radiographer to find out if a course of therianizing radiation is right for you. Side effects may include: fur growth, appendage formation, loss of sentience, memory loss of your past life. The process is irreversible.

Well that’s a first - I had an SSD die on me today! Thankfully my stuff was backed-up, but it was a bit of a weird moment. …time to re-install Linux again!

…and make it double!! 🤡🎈🤪

Toil and trouble! 👻😈💀🎃

If you need a good deed for the day: donate cash to a food pantry. Better yet, volunteer at one. I worked a monthly shift at the one in my hometown in high school and my parents continued it themselves over a decade after. It was always busy. It's about to be busier. People ALWAYS need tomato paste.

Just gotta make some more potions real quick! #Goodra #Pokémon #art

“How approachable are you?” Does not matter. I am approaching. I am running toward your location. 100 meters away. Sprinting. 90. 75. You can lock your door but it won’t help. 40.

Highly recommend listening in to @mrjamesob.bsky.social’s phone in today on Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). I really appreciate hearing broadcasters talk openly about the taboo themes of OCD that carry large amounts of stigma, opposed to shying away from the difficult themes / presentations.

It’s Friday! Remember to stuff your friends into cow outfits and make them moo for your entertainment. 🐮🐄🥴 Alternatively, remember to order pizza and do nothing this weekend.

Mud is fun! #Clodsire #Pokémon #art

googa 👇

we are so back

I like my furries how I like my pizza; Fucking weird.

If you don’t moo at the top of your lungs in a public place once in your life, are you really living?

Sometimes I wish I could just shed my bones and skin and just become a formless cow that floats around, unbothered, mooing.

XD is like the furry fandom equivalent to your very british mother who signs off all texts with 'xx'

Possums

it was me. i stole the chaos jewels from the louvre. and i ate them. they were delicious.

Yes I know that #NFC2026 is still 4 months away, but I am already hyped for it! Thinking back on the great times with this photo from last #NordicFuzzCon. I really love Malmö. Photo by @captainchaotika.bsky.social Fursuit by @gofurit.co.uk #FursuitFriday #Furry #Therian #Bovine #Cow #Bull

Peanut helps me cope with travelling! @littlesofts.bsky.social

There’s 52 ways to moo 🐄 at anyone, One and two are the same, but both work as well. I’m coming clean for Amy, Julie doesn’t moo 🐄 as well, and the cows 🐮 won’t listen all night. …and so MAAAAAAAAAAYBE, MAYBE I’ll be OwO-oooooover, just as soon as I fill them all in.

What if we all dressed up as cows and opossums and worshiped a gigantic snuggle dragon who occasionally bestows the gift of gayness upon us? 👉👈🐉🐮

Poss tail is all washed and I've reloaded it with extra polyfil. Now waggier than ever!! :3

You can't say "keep furry weird" if you're gonna make exceptions for people you personally find too weird lmao.

This but the hiring costs is belly rubs for the dog (impossible to refuse)

What if we all rolled around in the mud together and told cow stories 👉👈

silly doodle for a friend<3!

It still baffles and bothers me that furry conventions in the UK find the resources to get fursuits of their event’s mascot, but still fail to allocate sufficient resources to ensuring even the most basic accessibility measures have been taken.

And don't forget:

It is Octobird

What if we listened to Prince Daddy & The Hyena while dressed as opossums 👉👈

What if we had a furmeet at Pizza Hut buffet and we all took turns feeding each other pizza 👉👈🥴🥴🥴

Gay cows, Gayer cows, Gayest cows, Opossum.

I am: a fox Seeking: gainful employment For: chicken strips

So far I’ve wrote classic stories such as: - Some dude becoming a McMeal for a dragon. - The rapture taking place at a furry convention. - A guy making the decision to be someone’s pet unicorn forever. I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. I also have stories about foxes stamp collecting and stuff too!

no matter how bad things look, I always have a plan of escape 🐺✨ happy rapture day, see you all in hell!

If the rapture happens, I think the most entertaining part would be all of the kink gear falling from the sky. Some groups believe the ascended loose all of their clothes, so the assortment of puphoods, harnesses, and other gear raining down from the sky would be a funny sight to behold.

Dose me on paracetamol to increase my pawtism 👉👈 🥴