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Shoutout to every piece of art where someone covers themselves in paint/goo stylized in their pride flag’s colors. Intentionally WAM or not, it both goes hard and is stupid hot. 🏳️‍🌈💯 (Also I kinda want one)

Make sure your colors shine bright this month! #swampert #cyndaquil #pokemon #art #pride

gooped and glooped

i'm a woolmaxxing herdcel

Destroyed my feet a bit recently on my daily walks. ...Now, does a good cow want to be my foot rest for a bit? 💚 I'm sure the outfit you're trapped in until further notice will bring me some comfort at least!

*baa at you and bleat at you and baa at you and baa at you and bleat and baa and baas at you*

Certified Grass Gobbler

bein shiny for #InternationalDayofLatex

I'm bleating and baaing on it silly style and im hoofin it.

If you play ***HIDDEN TRACK*** by Prince Daddy & The Hyena, it summons every opossum furry in about a ten mile radius.

Thinking about slime? Think again, worm! ❌ ANTICS BANNED ❌ ⚠️ FUN ONLY IN MODERATION ⚠️

Weighed myself this morning and I'm 8kg away from what I weighed before using a wheelchair. I've lost about 10kg over the past few months, and a bit more over the last year or so. ...I need to buy some smaller clothes soon, whoops.

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great minds think alike @garou.dog

Posting this as a bit of a life update because I've gotten a LOT of questions in the past month or so, and some people are still surprised / didn't know what is going on: - I'm now back on my feet, walking around, as earlier this year. - It is going well, but tough. (1/2)

Can we put the phrase "community leaders" to bed once and for all? Meet organisers do not lead us, group admins do not lead us, and nor do con chairs.

What a guy

I'm so submissive and herdable

Checkout lady was like "you'd better have a receipt in case there's a problem with your shoe rack" like excuse me are you suggesting there's a chance my £4 B&M wooden shoe rack might not be a quality product

Dear cows, I just found out magnetic, and other proxy, septum "piercings"exist that do not go through the skin. Y'all are fucked. 💚 You're going to look adorable with one of those and a nice matching cowbell. 🐮 Now, hold still while I put it on you~

It is me. I am the new Doctor Who. Doctor Moo, if you will!

still thinking about apples

I always attach cowbells to my good cows. Why? The have a habit of wandering off, and we can't have that now can we? 🐮 ...that and they make you look silly, and blush, so...

Novocaine is the best shit ever. I feel like a GOOD squishy dumb cow. I AM GOING TO LIE ON TOP OF ALL OF YOU AND MOO REPEATEDLY. Moo. Moo. Mooo-oooo~

Working on my “cave art” style

They injected my face with sedative and now my lips and mouth feel like a soft, heavy, cow snoot. Moo, moooooo! What if they added tf potion to it? I wwoukr be a cow for real thus time! I am.a good cow, good cow, good cow, good cow.

I'm having dental sedation very shortly. I am hoping to go back to the happy cow realm during it. Other cows will be unsupervised during this time!

Glompable furries

I’ve arranged a piercing session for you tomorrow. Why? We need to fit your tag and nose ring, silly! We need you to look 🌈 moo-tiful 🌈 if you want to win your dorky cow of the year award.

Well you see, I have already won because I have drawn your fursona in a (circle one or more of the following options where appropriate) outfit! - cow - maid - inflatable - jester - mascot - bunny - latex - plush - clown - other (please specify):

I don’t post about ever time I daydream about being injected with the serum that turns my body into a curvy, well-endowed toony cow with a bell collar and goofy looking udders because if I did you’d see the words “cow moment” on your timeline at least once every seven hours

I've had superman by goldfinger stuck in my head for two weeks now so I think it's time to do a cover

As part of my dream last night, I went to a cafe where the menu was essentially picking feet you wanted to make out with, and then the waiter would bring the person they belonged to over for you shortly after. I was in a happy place. Why can't we have these things in real life? TW: #feet, #nsfw

Messy slapstick is the best kink and anytime I see talking animals partaking my heart beats out of my chest and I have to hit myself with a hammer to calm down. I love funny goop-coated critters so much, I need more of them

What flag is this? #fursuit #wam

kobold who is so powerful they use any pronoun

view from above 📷 @jamiesharp.bsky.social

It's time for Saturday morning cartoons!!! *ties you to a railroad track*

Spent the day creating a new "Moo-d Board" commission some art. This is the 3rd, and probably final version of my fursona. I'm going back to my 2015-2018 design that I got told "wasn't furry enough" repeatedly, and now that I'm older (not particularly wiser), I've stopped caring what people think!

Fursona redesign underway and it is going to get unhinged and toony fast. I am sorry. ...I am not actually sorry, I said this would happen months ago!

What's that? I can't hear you mooing over the amount of SQUEAKING your cow outfit is making! 🖤 What do you mean "this is my fault"? You were the one who begged me to shove you in it!

Plane dragon✈️

I haven't done a cow post in a while... ...and it is, after all, pride month... Where my LGBTQ+ cows at? 💚 Keep mooing, and be proud about it!

Today's the day! Being checked for: - T levels - B12 - Folate - D3 ...and a bunch of other stuff!

🚨DR UK's Statement on the EHRC's New Code of Practice "We are appalled at implications that an adequate workaround is trans people using Disabled toilets instead. We will not be used as a loophole in the wider erosion of trans rights." Full statement👇 www.disabilityrightsuk.org/news/disabil...

Who needs a night light when your bed is the light! #Ampharos #Cyndaquil #pokemon #art

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, have some cute Joltiks 💕 #fanart #pokemon #art

HAPPY PRIDE!! being disabled, queer, and a furry is so much cooler than hating people for existing <3333 [ #pride #pride2026 #furry #fursona #mlm #nonbinary #poly ]

For me a highlight of CFz was a watch collector furs chat suddenly gaining enthusiasm for an IRL meetup during the con, and what I thought might be 4 or 5 of us turned into a dozen round a table for nearly 2 hours. If you want to join the chat and enjoy everything from Timexes to Rolexes pls reply