I am also thinking about how much I love clowns. Clowns are so good. I need to connect with more clowns so I'm more motivated to practice makeup application and skills. My heart aches to sit around in baggy pants with others and to swap corny jokes as we're setting up a soap gag

I cannot reiterate enough that the cornerstone of everything I find hot is "hide the person." WAM? Clowns? Fursuits? Toons? If I see a square centimeter of humanity I am long longer interested. You better be a mysterious human shape barely visible under two layers of Something or else no deal

How am I supposed to get ANYTHING done when Smacky lives in my brain and he is SO handsome and I can make him do anything I want

Happy Nullvember!!! This skunk is ruining me

I need two null spaces pressing against each other with the fervor of a pair of belt sanders trying to sand each other smooth. I am spreading BBQ sauce on my hips and wiggling them at every predator I see. There is nothing there and I need to show you how enormous that is

I know that it's really weird I'd usually rather RP a kink scenario through text than play it out in reality, but my kinks are fictional. The bedrock of my fantasies is a complete lack of concern for logistics, consequence, and safety. I need an elephant to sit on me and only one medium allows that

“yeah I’m getting lost in the sauce”

I've been in a creative rut lately and haven't been inspired to worldbuild, which has really impacted my ability to write. But I think I'm finally getting to the other side of it because it just hit me for the first time in weeks that Smacky is hot as fuck

Not into hypno as a kink but the zonked out/blissed smiles that people draw for it are really, really, REALLY cute

Knuckle tats that say “NULL TOON”

Oh screw this *gets worse* *gets worse* *gets worse* *gets hotter* *gets worse*

Dude I love null spaces. I love the intimacy, the sensation, the pleasure that comes from a smooth space that is inherently innocuous. It’s silly, it’s clean, it’s flirty! I promise I will behave myself and respect boundaries but also if you like null spaces even a little: hi hello hi I’m outside

Wow you know what would be scary? If I was strapped to a chair and had several dozen pies thrown at me. Happy Halloween 👻

The sign flips around to say “Mating Season” and me and my rabbit co-star I’ve been at odds with for the whole cartoon shrug and start furiously making out

Huh. Well. “Fixate on a fantasy that hits so perfectly your brain short circuits and you accidentally take a nap” sure is a new one

The cool hack about pictures of people in their underwear you don’t really care about is you can imagine two hands just out of frame about to shove a wedding cake inside there

“No! No! Anything but that!” followed by That is a really good course of events, I think

Throwing pies at people is so fun, man. Let me throw pies at you. I love it. Stand in front of a target and let me practice my aim for several hours.

Why yes I AM an excellent host

I don’t WANT sex. I don’t need it. I want two well-seasoned toons to have an impassioned debate on the best way to throw a pie while using me as an example

*Dracula Flow voice* I'm so queer and kinky, the only thing straight about me is my jacket

*politely but also sounding somewhat desperate* let me have it

I love throwing pies in people’s faces but also I love having pies thrown in my face. That’s it. I like to pretend to do that all day long and also sometimes do it for real.

Lately my daydreams have gone from being one-on-one scenes to a group situation solely because anything that turns me on would usually require at least five people assisting with the stage and props

“Yeah I like keeping the bases covered” -me, about throwing pie into someone’s face, chest, and waist

🦆: haha... boobs 🧠: Where are we at? Is this another gender question? Are we interacting with them or having them? 🦆: yeah man

The need for some knead

Gender does not matter to me. Species doesn’t matter. All I care about is if you’re funny and a screwball and love toony antics and are about to tap on my shoulder with a pie behind your back. I want to be romantic but my romance is a Slapstick Situation that leads to Getting VERY Intimate

Duino can be a little saucy, as a treat

Man. I LOVE polka dots. Polka-dotted clothes are so cute and silly and fun. And also, polka-dotted underwear turns me into the physical manifestation of Charli xcx’s hit song “guess”

Kicking my feet and giggling quietly as I re-read very recent RP’d hijinks and feel endless thanks that I know so many brilliant and silly people who are weird in the same ways I am

God I love being a kinky furry. It makes me so fun and interesting and popular and everyone loves me

once again I am shifting into Cow Mode. I don't want to be hot, I want to be a parody of hot that's so ridiculous it loops into comedy and by extension becomes even hotter

Getting dommed is not enough, I need to be on a mean animator’s canvas in a modern rendition of Duck Amuck

I think someone else should be in charge today. I need someone to grab my wrist and pull me into the Situation and describe how my dignity is about to be imperiled. I’d like to be the stooge, to change it up. I need to experience Consequences

Not particularly enthused about "getting turned into other things" but I cannot describe my level of enthused for "being dressed/wearing a costume to assume the role of another thing"

tfw the new ripcord you installed gets caught on the door handle

You know the RP is hitting the spot when I catch myself looking at my BlueSky DM icon like this

💭elaborate and persistent RP where we completely pelt each other with baked goods set to ragtime music on a daily basis

The inherent sexual tension of being stuffed inside of a clown car

What if the cute fursuit flirted with ME, huh? What if they pulled me away to push me onto their hotel room bed and lay on top of me like I was a feather pillow while making nothing but animal sounds?? What then???

Getting really excited to try heavy bondage with your bird boyfriend but he keeps falling asleep as soon as you put the blinder on him

Thinking that when Duino gets steamy/in the thick of it with someone, his goggles turn into pressure gauges that spin around until they break and metal springs shoot out everywhere

Me: OK so I really like this person. I’m down bad for their fursona and want to RP w/ them but I don’t want them to take it weird. Do you think they’d be flattered or creeped out if I went spicier? The ancestors I’ve called upon seeking wisdom: don’t you have any questions about like. Soil tilling

Guy Who Needs To Address All His Weird Fantasies With a Thick Layer Of Humor Running Out Of Funny Ways To Say “I Want Someone Much Larger Than Me To Boss Me Around And Fall On Me”

I love hosting company. :)

Thinking about micro because I would like to be much smaller than someone and teased about it. I would like to be the size of someone’s index finger or perhaps their tongue. That seems like a good relative size for antics but is also an overtly horny metric to use and that’s good

Deleted the post about clown camp corralling because I need to do personal logistics, but if anyone IS keen on going to clown camp together: hi let me know “I’m going to get weirder” is not always a kink thing. At present my entire motivation is desperate attempts at making myself more interesting

Why would you ever want something lame like “sex” when you and someone else could be the victims of a complicated series of slapstick misfortunes, heaping pies and cakes atop you to the delight of onlookers, until you’re unrecognizable blobs of goop vaguely grasping at each other in clumsy bliss