Getting lead around on a leash: nah, no thanks Getting lead around by a vaudeville hook: Oooh wait that's cute Getting a banjo smashed over your head and then pulled around by the neck of it while it's stuck: I'M WINNING MYSELF OVER OH NO

Shoutout to every piece of art where someone covers themselves in paint/goo stylized in their pride flag’s colors. Intentionally WAM or not, it both goes hard and is stupid hot. 🏳️‍🌈💯 (Also I kinda want one)

Seeing pictures of farfurs IRL and comments like “gosh you must be HEAVY” or “so FAT 😵‍💫” and it’s dudes who are my size

Had a friend poke me for an impromptu spice-leaning RP, which they shyly admitted was an excuse to try the long-distance remote functions on a new toy they'd got. Lessons learned: 1. that ruled 2. being able to make someone keymash on demand is a thrill 3. There's no denying it any more, I'm a top

I don’t post about ever time I daydream about being injected with the serum that turns my body into a curvy, well-endowed toony cow with a bell collar and goofy looking udders because if I did you’d see the words “cow moment” on your timeline at least once every seven hours

Messy slapstick is the best kink and anytime I see talking animals partaking my heart beats out of my chest and I have to hit myself with a hammer to calm down. I love funny goop-coated critters so much, I need more of them

What flag is this? #fursuit #wam

Shoutout to furry artists for deciding God’s plan sucks ass and deciding lizards DO need boobs

🦨🥧

Just crackin’ open some cans with the boys

Being more open about my weird daydreams has been validating and invigorating, but every so often I’ll be in mixed company and think “everyone here knows all the new verbs you had to make up to explain your goofy kink fantasies” and my brain will soft reboot so I’m just standing there like 🧍

This would work on me, I fear

Yes I’m a WAM guy in general, but I don’t know what happened for my main account to get so much attention from WAM people recently. That being said, I think I would like to continue to do it. Hi

Got extremely annoyed by four things in a row on social media which means I have no option but to put four times the amount of stuff I want to see into the world If you frustrate me I WILL be louder than you

I had three district dreams last night. Each one centered on a very specific “this is my deepest desire” kind of fantasy. Only for, as each one was kicking off, my perspective to fall back and reveal I’m watching the whole thing on my phone, and people I know are stars of the show instead. Come ON.

I’m experiencing some minor headaches from my brain yelling “WHERE IS THE CHEMICAL” so I’m seeing if daydreaming three times as many elaborate kink scenarios as normal is an acceptable substitute for citalopram. The science so far isn’t promising, but man it’s fun

Seeing ridiculous slapstick antics befall a silly-looking character: yay! Heehee! 🙂 Wahoo! Fun!! and they enjoy it: oh I’m gonna. 👀 I’m. Whoa. I’m gonna. 👀 Ooooh. Oh. I’m. I’m gonna-

I've had three people send this to me asking if I'm going to weigh in, and let me say first of all: really glad this is who I am in your heart, genuinely. Second of all: clowning is an art and it rules and should be respected in its own right. But also, comedy is hot and this is objectively correct

I don’t think I’d look good or feel good in skintight rubber but I do think my fursona would look good and feel good in skintight rubber. This is the magic of Projection

I’m a few weeks into weening off antidepressants. It’s a little scary, but the sleepiness and hunger side effects outweighed the benefit. The other interesting change is I am sending some… REALLY thirsty messages to folks. My sex drive never fully went away but something is back. I gotta DO stuff

Son of the Mask is a bone-chillingly terrible movie, but on the other hand, I wish someone would put on The Mask and then pull me into an outrageous night of intimacy. I just think it'd be fun

Been having a Smacky-centric couple days, and I know he’s not got everyone, but you have to understand. Picturing myself with a huge red nose and gloved hands and a huge tail and a dropped smooth crotch makes me feel both more comfortable in my own skin and also like the sexiest creature alive

I need a WikiHow article for “Telling A Good Friend You’re Down Bad For Them and Would Like To Get Silly Sometime Without It Being a Whole Thing” including illustrations

Hypnosis where you’re made to do embarrassing things against your will: 🤔 Showing your toon friend a packet of paper covered in penciled notes and saying “it’s in the script, you HAVE to do it”: 😳😳😳

Boys? Girls? It doesn’t matter. My sexuality is “funny costume.” “Silly looking.” Slapstick and mess and all that are huge but it means nothing unless you’re goofy with it. My pride flag is a clothesline. Let’s wear disguises and get into a scenario

💭

Why would I ever want to have sex when I can just think about elaborate and esoteric situations that are impossible to facilitate or survive? I respect that you want to touch butts or whatever but I want kink situations that look like Ed, Edd & Eddy scams

I’m tired of all null art being about denial, I want the opposite. I want art where just just rubbing is orgasmic and mind blowing. Imagine having a null spot that just every little touch and accidental bump leaves you on the floor quivering. That is where it’s at, I need it

I haven’t said it in a while, so: my god he’s so cute and hot

Sure "doing kinky things" is cool but have you tried "trading logistically impossible kink fantasies with friends until your spinal column feels like it's full of Pop Rocks and then going to bed content"

It's my birthday so you gotta say (1) nice thing about my null spot or my tailfeathers

Spending an entire livestream on Twitch ignoring a flood of messages from friends linking you to a commission you got with nothing but captions like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???"

The last thing I posted on this account was that I was feeling down, but I've 100% bounced back. I had a great combination of sentimental "what toons mean to me" talks with some folks while being outrageously horny with others. Some people even got both! I'm getting weirder and worse for the better

“Hmmm, I’ve been in a funk this week that I can’t describe and could use some genuine connection” is a great mood to be in when the Connection Website is imploding like a neutron star

*after the two hour long presentation about all the locations and residents of my persistent fictional setting* ok so where do you wanna bang

Guess what Chicken butt

I need a break from being the overeager flirtatious toon who can’t keep his hands off someone and won’t respect their personal space. Does anyone want to be the overeager screwball toon who can’t keep their hands off me or respect my personal space

Kissing isn’t enough, I need to press my beak into someone’s face so hard their shout compresses and makes sour accordion notes

🦆: OK, so, yes. I got to put on clown makeup and wear oversized baggy pants with giant goofy shoes today while throwing pies at a stooge doing a fun little skit. But why does my brain feel like it's stuffed with Christmas lights? 🧠: bro that's identity euphoria 🦆: OOOOOOHH

It's all fun and games until the toony fursuit makes eye contact with me. Then it's still fun and games but I can't form coherent sentences anymore

Work is having a self-care day in the office which features sample-size chair massages and guess who 🎶✨accidentally moaned while sitting next to their HR director✨🎶

BlueSky you GOTTA stop crashing, it's Ace Day and I'm TRYING to get my null spot appreciated over here

Currently hiring for my new maid drone cleaning service, “Spotless & Thoughtless”

Life would be easier if I had a normal relationship with sex but as a gamer I simply can't resist a challenge run

Yes all these rabbits are cuties, yes the artistry and concept are fantastic, but specifically I need to say that image of Roger taking off his clothing is activating neurons in my brain that evolution made dormant for safety reasons

*Dracula Flow voice* pantless cartoon characters takin’ their shirts off and then acting embarrassed that they’re naked has me out in the street twirling a butterfly knife in either had and speaking in tongues

Sometimes you gotta buy clown shoes on eBay and think about a drag character persona to get through the day sometimes happiness is the question "what if I WAS a hot nurse"

Still thinking about cute toons and furiously making out. Have you guys heard about this

do any cute toons want to furiously make out

“Smooching” to me is such a useful term because it’s exactly what I want: funny kissing. I’m not a very physically affectionate person but I do like to express my love for others. I also like to be dramatic and forward and a little bit mocking. The Roger Rabbit style smooch is perfect for ALL that.