Despite having a few different versions of "me" rattling around, I don't consider myself a plural system because by definition the personalities involved are all disparate and unique when all of mine have the shared personality of "going to bully you"

I wish I could better articulate my thoughts and jokes so the nature of this account centered on the humorous introspection and communicated the nuance of my intertwined relationship of attractiveness & comedy, but I also just need a big elephant to squash me like they’re making pizza with their ass

Why would you be turned on by something boring like “the male body” when you could be turned on by something cool like “cartoon character gets a hundred beestings on their ass”

Computer, show me: making out with alligators

The weed gummy makes me SO soft and SO small and someone should come gently lay atop me like a weighted blanket that can smooch

Through the encouragement of a friend, I ended up in a group chat today that became three people realizing they're kinky and weird in almost all the same ways for several hours. It was totally unexpected and I'm still reeling from it. Truly, nothing is hotter than mutual enthusiasm.

*found a WAM creator whose videos I used to adore* oh!!! *every post for the past year is literal AI slop* Oh. >:(

*laying on a chaise lounge with my palm on my forehead like a southern belle who got a little too overwhelmed from being in the sun for twenty minutes* I need someone to take advantage of me

Thinking hard about an arrangement of eighty pies all with sprigs of mistletoe on them so I have to pucker up as each one is thrown at my face Merry Christmess!! I’m the filthy animals

Are TMI Tuesday questions still something folks are interested in?? Are there secrets I have not yet exposed that people would want me to

Re-reading a conversation where someone opened up a trap door under me that led to a cauldron of bubbling green ooze and then they dropped an anchor on me It was really, really romantic 🥴

I don’t have a “cool” or “funny” way to express how badly I want to have someone pin me down and just feel the weight on top of me as someone invades every inch of my personal space, so I will simply lay on this big red X and hope people take the hint

Thank goodness for the person who invented costumes. You made my entire sexuality make sense, brother

My Christmas list is just “overly affectionate cartoon characters who don’t respect my personal space” because I am small and cute and I want to have someone look at me like a Lindt sampler

If we RP at all, I just want you to know I appreciate it. I don’t always have the energy, and I don’t click with everyone’s scenes or styles, but it means a lot to me to have this kind of outlet.

I know it's not going to appeal to me, and that's fine. But if there was ever going to be a time for hot null toon sex... 🙏

What if cartoon characters leapt out of my TV screen and started making out with me. What if I was buried under cute paws and fluffy tails and honking noses. What if there was justice in this world, just once

Dude what if I was way smaller and someone could hold me down with just their fingers and tease all over my null spot with nothing but their thumb and I blushed so hard I nearly burst into flames. Wouldn’t that be crazy

A single finger delicately pushing your chin upward and turning your head slightly before another massive pie SLAMS into it with the force of an MLB pitcher

I need to plant my feet on someone's shoulders and grab their waistband and put my entire back into giving them a wedgie, I think

Predator and Prey getting along 🫶♥️ @sheenahyena.bsky.social

I got high and I got emotional about clowns again I wanna be a clown so bad

Feeling myself falter in weight loss motivation and desperately grabbing it back by mentally repeating “do it for the costumes”

I love walking out of furry cons and having the barrage of social interaction renew my knowledge that I’m a top

I know “permanent” is a concept some folks adore, but it’s not for me. I would love to be genderbent or stuck or thrust into a compromising place of employment, but like, for an eight hour shift. I need it to be chunky, it forever. I need a genie to mess with me for like, two hours every day.

I love my kinks and I love being ace bit it can be EXHAUSTING living in a realm of quantum sex. No I don’t want to cuddle. I need a team of best-in-field engineers, six years, and a 450 million dollar budget to create a machine that kicks my ass in one specific way

I have such a carnal need for this, specifically

In the spirit of the holiday, I think I should be (thanks)getting several dozen pies in the face

I don’t think there’s a clever or normal-sounding way I can talk about how Slappy Squirrel cartoons make my spinal cord snap up like an old-fashioned window shade. The art style, the tone, the music, the absolute brutality while still being comedic and deserved… clutching my chest, overwhelmed

A magic wand isn’t enough anymore, I need to be pinned down and have my null destroyed by a belt sander

A kinky snake character using themselves to tie up a friend in a bondage scene, otherwise known as “ssssssssshibari”

Hypnosis isn't something I've ever explored because I have reservations about total loss of control, but unfortunately, someone made it funny and appeal to my other interests so now I am receptive www.deviantart.com/jesturia/art...

Can't sleep. So, I'm doing the only natural thing: experimenting with POV inflation stories.

I am also thinking about how much I love clowns. Clowns are so good. I need to connect with more clowns so I'm more motivated to practice makeup application and skills. My heart aches to sit around in baggy pants with others and to swap corny jokes as we're setting up a soap gag

I cannot reiterate enough that the cornerstone of everything I find hot is "hide the person." WAM? Clowns? Fursuits? Toons? If I see a square centimeter of humanity I am long longer interested. You better be a mysterious human shape barely visible under two layers of Something or else no deal

How am I supposed to get ANYTHING done when Smacky lives in my brain and he is SO handsome and I can make him do anything I want

Happy Nullvember!!! This skunk is ruining me

I need two null spaces pressing against each other with the fervor of a pair of belt sanders trying to sand each other smooth. I am spreading BBQ sauce on my hips and wiggling them at every predator I see. There is nothing there and I need to show you how enormous that is

I know that it's really weird I'd usually rather RP a kink scenario through text than play it out in reality, but my kinks are fictional. The bedrock of my fantasies is a complete lack of concern for logistics, consequence, and safety. I need an elephant to sit on me and only one medium allows that

“yeah I’m getting lost in the sauce”

I've been in a creative rut lately and haven't been inspired to worldbuild, which has really impacted my ability to write. But I think I'm finally getting to the other side of it because it just hit me for the first time in weeks that Smacky is hot as fuck

Not into hypno as a kink but the zonked out/blissed smiles that people draw for it are really, really, REALLY cute

Knuckle tats that say “NULL TOON”

Oh screw this *gets worse* *gets worse* *gets worse* *gets hotter* *gets worse*

Dude I love null spaces. I love the intimacy, the sensation, the pleasure that comes from a smooth space that is inherently innocuous. It’s silly, it’s clean, it’s flirty! I promise I will behave myself and respect boundaries but also if you like null spaces even a little: hi hello hi I’m outside

Wow you know what would be scary? If I was strapped to a chair and had several dozen pies thrown at me. Happy Halloween 👻

The sign flips around to say “Mating Season” and me and my rabbit co-star I’ve been at odds with for the whole cartoon shrug and start furiously making out

Huh. Well. “Fixate on a fantasy that hits so perfectly your brain short circuits and you accidentally take a nap” sure is a new one

The cool hack about pictures of people in their underwear you don’t really care about is you can imagine two hands just out of frame about to shove a wedding cake inside there