Sometimes I think about how I was on track to be a REALLY kink-forward person until a dude crossed a lot of my boundaries and closed me off for years. I think it made me wiser overall and I’m tapping into the energy again, but it was like a burning of the Library of Alexandria for duck crossdressing

My computer is a warzone and nowhere is safe

*reading Bottoming for Dummies* "It's important to be able to release control and let yourself not be in charge!" "That's terrible advice. This isn't my book." *picks up The Art of War*

Thinking about someone wrapping one arm across my shoulders to pin me to their chest while the other reaches into my underwear to knead my null spot. Snout right next to my ear so they call me silly and laugh at me wearing undies specifically for this… feeling small and sexy and knee-wobbly…

null spot t-shirt idea

I really like my brain spitting in the face of God’s design by getting 90% there with a sex drive and hormones but as soon as the act of repopulation comes in, it goes “sex to me is having a sassy momma cow drop her udders on top of me like a bag of cement and then I wiggle around a whole bunch”

Uh yeah I'm into BDSM (*boink* *donk* *splat* *mmmmMMMMUAH*)

Dude it sucks I’m saddled with a corporeal form with physical limitations. I should be a pooltoy or a computer virus or a Freddy Kruger dream entity with nothing but time, energy, a smooth erogenous zone, and the ability to bypass any measure that would keep me out. That would be a good idea

Got a message from a guy on Discord saying "I love your art" to which I explained I'm not an artist and every rendition of my characters was done by someone else. Two years later (yesterday) they responded with "i see" and then linked me to porn of their fursona. Good talk

OK that's it. I'm getting hornier

I wish I was even 1% more kinky IRL so I could justify how Out There my blushy fantasies are. In roleplay I’m like “what if our fursonas were zip tied together & thrown into a cement mixer full of pudding” an in reality hanging out with me is “would you like to watch this mildly funny cooking video”

Homer leaning back in his chair as the billboard for clown college knocks all his other thoughts out of the way except I’m daydreaming and the billboard says “You Like Being A Girl, Huh”

I had a dream that I got to wear an incredibly sexy skunk girl costume that fit me perfectly and felt like a second skin and it was euphoric until my brain said “now you’re also hanging out with the cast of Family Guy”

My pie throwing panel at NFC went pretty well! Not all the jokes landed how I wanted but it was nice to give the lecture again. And then came the part where the demo started and I once again realized almost every attendee is from the WAM groups and I’ve once again inadvertently hosted a kink meetup

I have a lot of characters I have crushes on. Cute, innocent thoughts that make my heart flutter and I smile at the idea of their friendship. Slappy Squirrel is more than that. These are verbs I'm too embarrassed to utter. That last repost is an attempt on my life and brother, I'm taking the hit

Slappy 🧨

Yes the kink session will last somewhere between 45 minutes and two hours, but yes I am going to describe your scenario with overwhelming peril and permanence like it’s an ending of Look Outside

Do any cute toons want to kiss and rub our null spots together Please 🥺

I wish I liked flattening in a kinky sense more because “two toons being pressed together like Velcro as a proxy for sex” is so funny. Alas, I merely want to be squished. Still sit on me but let me keep my third dimension, thank you

*in the middle of giving you a wedgie that cartoonishly wraps around your arms and legs in a way that could be mistaken for amateur shibari* gosh you’re so cute

Really glad people latch on to the nonsense I say here. It makes me warm and fuzzy knowing other folks think cartoon violence can be cute/romantic/sexy in the right contexts. Or maybe you just want to study me in a lab! That's OK too, I guess. But you're missing out. Getting hit by a piano rules

In case anyone is wondering, I daydreamed about one toon dropping a cinderblock on the face of another in a moment of intimacy and blushed so hard I lost my grasp on human speech for six seconds

FF14’s Valentine’s event quest this year is literally about malfunctioning robots running amuck in a cake factory and I cannot stress how this is good news for a special little freak named Duino Duck

He is so handsome. God. He’s perfect. Ricket nailed this. I love Smacky so much. He’s so handsome I think I’m gonna throw up

Find a bottom into puppy play, call that a subwoofer

You should show me your character and I’ll tell you what cartoon antic I would enact to terrorize them or maybe what cartoon gag I would enact to flirt with them

Spent this evening editing a friend's story about aggressively horny toons having R-rated slapstick sex. A lot of it was too explicit for my taste, but it was still several hours of overconfident and overly forward cartoon characters throwing themselves at one another, and That's My Entire Shit 🥴🥴🥴🥴

I need more people to know that I think inflating others is really, really funny and also really, really hot. Do you need an excuse to be enormous? Please picture me gleefully wiring an air pump or helium tank. I will make you huge. I will poke you and mock you the entire time. I love it.

Thinking about how I was handed an exhausted pup's leash at FC and after asking which hotel they were staying in, I started marching them toward the other one. The simultaneous pup's yelp in terror and owner's utter delight was really, really fun. Do NOT invite me to kink things I WILL do bits

Getting called “my good toon” by someone and experiencing species euphoria

The Level One Fantasy is “hey we should film a slapstick fursuit skit together!” because it’s fun and silly and a collaborative creation we can share The Level Two Fantasy is “hey you could be in suit and throw pies at my real face” because it’s my dream but has a much narrower audience (just me)

"How do you make friends as an adult?" Dude it's easy. Just be an unmitigated freak on the internet

Despite having a few different versions of "me" rattling around, I don't consider myself a plural system because by definition the personalities involved are all disparate and unique when all of mine have the shared personality of "going to bully you"

I wish I could better articulate my thoughts and jokes so the nature of this account centered on the humorous introspection and communicated the nuance of my intertwined relationship of attractiveness & comedy, but I also just need a big elephant to squash me like they’re making pizza with their ass

Why would you be turned on by something boring like “the male body” when you could be turned on by something cool like “cartoon character gets a hundred beestings on their ass”

Computer, show me: making out with alligators

The weed gummy makes me SO soft and SO small and someone should come gently lay atop me like a weighted blanket that can smooch

Through the encouragement of a friend, I ended up in a group chat today that became three people realizing they're kinky and weird in almost all the same ways for several hours. It was totally unexpected and I'm still reeling from it. Truly, nothing is hotter than mutual enthusiasm.

*found a WAM creator whose videos I used to adore* oh!!! *every post for the past year is literal AI slop* Oh. >:(

*laying on a chaise lounge with my palm on my forehead like a southern belle who got a little too overwhelmed from being in the sun for twenty minutes* I need someone to take advantage of me

Thinking hard about an arrangement of eighty pies all with sprigs of mistletoe on them so I have to pucker up as each one is thrown at my face Merry Christmess!! I’m the filthy animals

Are TMI Tuesday questions still something folks are interested in?? Are there secrets I have not yet exposed that people would want me to

Re-reading a conversation where someone opened up a trap door under me that led to a cauldron of bubbling green ooze and then they dropped an anchor on me It was really, really romantic 🥴

I don’t have a “cool” or “funny” way to express how badly I want to have someone pin me down and just feel the weight on top of me as someone invades every inch of my personal space, so I will simply lay on this big red X and hope people take the hint

Thank goodness for the person who invented costumes. You made my entire sexuality make sense, brother

My Christmas list is just “overly affectionate cartoon characters who don’t respect my personal space” because I am small and cute and I want to have someone look at me like a Lindt sampler

If we RP at all, I just want you to know I appreciate it. I don’t always have the energy, and I don’t click with everyone’s scenes or styles, but it means a lot to me to have this kind of outlet.

I know it's not going to appeal to me, and that's fine. But if there was ever going to be a time for hot null toon sex... 🙏

What if cartoon characters leapt out of my TV screen and started making out with me. What if I was buried under cute paws and fluffy tails and honking noses. What if there was justice in this world, just once

Dude what if I was way smaller and someone could hold me down with just their fingers and tease all over my null spot with nothing but their thumb and I blushed so hard I nearly burst into flames. Wouldn’t that be crazy