@themeadhallbard.bsky.social please ensure @theselectfyrd.bsky.social knows that the Apothecary has stocked up on g’Eau for Cough for when he returns.

@wulfhelm.bsky.social your Apothecary at your service.

Have you been cuntaminated? Drop in for a FREE consultation. We may or may not* be able to help you. *probably the latter

Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary wishes all a joyful Yulefest 🎄 Yule Health Tip: Consume the Cook’s sprouts with caution. You heard it here first!

#Wülferhampton Apothecary Black Friday Sale! Buy one scab, get a second scab absolutely FREE! Delight your loved ones with this thoughtful gift. Hurry while supplies last!

@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social We understand you suffer from too many ‘mushrooms’. Happy to offer the #Wülferhampton equivalent of Canesten. You’re welcome.

Ahem! Surely it’s yours truly.

Your friendly #Wülferhampton Apothecary can help you with any of the following conditions below. Enquire within.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... The Apothecary is well aware of this so only Wülferhampton characters will be created for obvious reasons.

In response to numerous requests and as a @wulfhelm.bsky.social #FOF Special, we now have a limited stock of @themeadhallbard.bsky.social Action Toy! Complete with his Fender Telecaster and a cauldron of the Cook’s Yuletide Sprouts! Get yours while supplies last!

*Wülferhampton Exclusive* only available from your Apothecary Get your very own @wulfhelm.bsky.social Action Hero! Complete with: 1. Goblet for accidental wine 2. The Chinese Foods 3. Bob the B’stard

If you wish to know if you are Middle-Aged, drop in for a free assessment at your local #Wülferhampton Apothecary.

Your #Wülferhampton Apothecary has been investing in the latest PPE as the ‘classic’ version does not seem to provide effective protection. We now have a selection depending on what ailment we are treating.

BREAKING NEWS brought to you by @anglenewslive.bsky.social Live scenes from the Mead Hall while @wulfhelm.bsky.social is away - again.

@modorhelm.bsky.social We are delighted that your ladyship has made the journey over to the blue yonder! We look forward to welcoming you to our humble shoppe.

#Wülferhamptonians this is a helpful check list. You’re welcome.

The apothecary is concerned that some citizens of Wülferhampton are consulting WebMD Middle Ages instead of getting proper medical attention from a professional.

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The next e-day/art post is dedicated to all the 'crazy cat ladies/nbs/gents'. Thank you for caring about POC, women, LGBTQ, we are all feline grateful for you. #art #pottery #ceramics #mugs #cats

A #Zeeland merfolk legend to appear on East London Radio this month. Story by yours truly, illustrated by Julie Gorringe, narrated by #DefraggedHistory. #AmWriting #TheFlyingDutchman

I thought we're close enough now to start the Yuletide carols....

SPROUT BULLETIN One of the sous serfs let the fire under the sprout cauldron get too hot and it's boiled over. Wülferhampton residents are advised to stay indoors and their plug doors and windows until the miasma clears. View of the big tree from the Mead Hall...

2.1.0 is up! - GIFs are here! - You can now see and posts GIFs from deck.blue! They're fully compatible with @graysky.app and @skeets-app.bsky.social - You can disable autoplay in the settings and also pause them by clicking! Also a really requested fix: - Enabled spellcheck in the post composer!

#Wednesday #Photoreel🎞 📸

Good afternoon 💙sky folk. This was the sky this morning. I thought it looked more like an omen to the world 👀😳

@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social Please note disclaimer in my bio 🐤🦆

Your apothecary has successfully relocated to where the skies are blue. Do pop in to say hello!