🫶🌟🥰helping the elderly today! Enjoy your retirement 🥰🫣🧚🏽‍♀️

@dutytorturer.bsky.social sir, Roger the Black would like to book a regular session with you. I (he) would like an emphasis on pain without physical damage. I’m willing to pay a surcharge 😘🫶⭐️ Hugs and kisses 😘

Just walked into a car park. Seems very busy for this time of night. 😘🫶🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ apparently it’s popular with dog walkers

😘🥰😂I have temporarily turned Roger to stone, for displeasing me. 🌟🫶⭐️ he said it can happen to any man. So I’m showing he can stay hard! 😂🧚🏽‍♀️

🌟🥂🧚🏽‍♀️Today has been spent planning for February. Chaos doesn’t happen without meticulous planning. 🥰😘🫶🌟

🥰🫶🧚‍♀️😘 it’s Friday, so I sent Roger out this morning to put out the welcome sign. 😘😉😁 Hugs and kisses 😘

Today I’m trying really hard to help an elderly despot! 🤭🫶🧚‍♀️🥰 I need to take a nap now😟 my head hurts 🫶🤭😟

🥰😘🧚‍♀️Roger has begged my forgiveness, for being too drunk to serve me properly at the weekend. 🤭🍁🫶 I have decided to be show mercy… but be clear. I will not accept any failure to meet my exacting expectations in the future 🫶😘🥰 limp excuses will not be tolerated 🤭

🫶🧚‍♀️😘🥂 casting a hiccup spell on the fire breathing dragon, who lives behind the Mead Hall😁🤭🥰 Should be fun! 🤭🧚‍♀️

🧚🏽‍♀️🫶 as fairy princess I claim Greenland should be mine for a "Magical Unicorn Tea Party," with icebergs as tables and polar bears as tea guests, ensuring my enchanted cupcakes stayed fresh forever!🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰

🥰🤭 now Roger has sobered up. We can get to work. Today we are making unimportant things disappear, a shoe lace, the handle of a cup, a single glove, a small child or the cork from a bottle of wine. Nothing anyone would overly miss. 🤭🥰🧚‍♀️ Hugs and kisses 😘

🫶🥰😘as you know, I encourage Roger to have fun. But he needs to be able to get up in the morning to service me. I get very angry with staff who fail to fully satisfy me! 😉🥰😘

🫶🥰🍁Roger is out on the town tonight 😘🤭🧚‍♀️ wearing his pulling armour 🤭🫶😉

🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥂today we are teaching the little people about the unfairness of existence. 🤭🌟😂We will be casting random fun spells of things like appendicitis or kidney stones. And one or two lucky serfs will get a spell of good luck. 🧚🏽‍♀️⭐️😍 Hugs and kisses 😘

🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰 back to work today, too many serfs are surviving childhood. So today we will be casting blight on newly planted crops. 🫶🤭🌟 I can’t wait to see the little peoples faces when the crops fail! 🥰😘🥂 Hugs and kisses 😘

🫶🥰🧚‍♀️ a restful day of recovery for Roger and I. Just practicing a few basic Hex’s 🧚‍♀️😍🫶

🫶🥰🫶that was a wild night! 😘🫣🤭 has anyone seen Roger? he didn’t come home last night after his foursome with the lads! 🥰😘🧚🏽‍♀️

🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🥰Jenny popped over to apologise for last nights demonic encounter, which was sweet of her as it was totally my fault. 🫶🌟 I sent Roger out as he’d never survive a night with Jenny and good help is hard to find🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🦋

🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰I accidentally summoned a demon while trying to pronounce all the names of @wulfhelm.bsky.social medicine! 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫣 hopefully it will return to hell once it’s fed! 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶

🫶🧚‍♀️Behold, I have created a magnificent new home fit for me. Yes, I know that the resources could have been used for the betterment of society. 🥰🍁But if the little people want nice things, they should work harder.🥰🧚‍♀️🫶

🧚‍♀️🥰🫶I summon the northern winds to bring mildly more winter weather to Wulferhampton! 🫶😍 behold my power! 🥰😘🍁

🫶😍🧚‍♀️in my latest series of great works for the pathetic little people of Wulferhampton I have replaced the lepers gate with something more appropriate. 🧚‍♀️🥰🫶 Hugs and kisses 😘 Thank you for your attention in this matter🫶😍🧚‍♀️

🫶🧚🏽‍♀️😍announcing the new improved 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶 Hugs and kisses 🧚🏽‍♀️😘🫶

I am delighted to dedicate this statue to the people of Wulferhampton 🧚🏽‍♀️😘🌟

🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶today we went squirrel hunting. Which was nice! 🫶🥰🌟

Hugs and kisses 😘

🥰🦋🧚🏽‍♀️ I could lift the ancient curse on Wulferhampton, but where would be the fun in that! 🦋🌟🫶 Hugs and kisses 😘

🫶😍🧚‍♀️good news! We are recruiting! 🧚‍♀️🫶 after Roger got a bit over enthusiastic yesterday (he loves his work). 🫶😍🧚‍♀️ we are hiring 🫶🥰🧚‍♀️ we guarantee a job for life. Short term contracts available 🧚‍♀️😍🤭

🧚🏽‍♀️Darlings what a wonderful Yuletide we had! 🌟Special thanks must go to the serfs who made it possible. 🧚🏽‍♀️ Alas, Roger and I find we have too many helpers😘rather than fire them, letting them starve🥂🥰as an act of kindness we’ve decided to execute them🫶🧚🏽‍♀️ with the added bonus of encouraging the rest!🧚🏽‍♀️

🫶😘🍄After yesterday festivities, many of the little people will have worked hard. As a reward Roger the black has offered to wake them up early for today’s work. So they can make today extra special for me. 🧚‍♀️😍🫶 🫶🥰🧚‍♀️isn’t he a darling 😍🥂

🧚🏽‍♀️😘🫶At this special time, we take pity on the little people. Roger and I accept many of them into our service, in return for undying loyalty and servitude. 😘🥰🥂 Hugs and kisses 😘

🫶🧚‍♀️😍good news, Santa has now undergone his indoctrination and will now ensure that for all time, rich children receive more expensive gifts than worthless poor children. Really poor children will get nothing. 🧚‍♀️🥰🫶 Happy Christmas 🤶 😍🧚‍♀️🫶

🥰😘🫶today Santa gets to experience the life of the old gods. 🥰😘 Hammer time! 🧚🏽‍♀️🫶 Think I nailed that! 🥰😘

🥰🧚🏽‍♀️🫶Roger is helping Santa with his accidental wine. Duke of Clarence style ! 🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰🥂

🫶🧚‍♀️🥰Bastard shoppers! 😘🥂clogging up the shops, the supermarket will be close for two days. Get a grip! 🧚‍♀️🫶 Hugs and kisses 😘

🧚‍♀️😍This week we will mostly be eating reindeer. #feelslikechristmas 😍🫶🧚‍♀️

🥰🧚🏽‍♀️🫶Today Roger and I are thinking (laughing) of everyone stuck in traffic to spend Yuletide with people they actively avoid for most of the year! 😘😂😂 Hugs and kisses 😘🧚🏽‍♀️🥰

🧚🏽‍♀️🥰 I’ve always wondered why humans make a virtue of walking through the storm! 🥰🧚🏽‍♀️ don’t you have houses or at least hovels to shelter in? 🫶🧚🏽‍♀️ Sending hugs and kisses 🫶😘

🧚‍♀️🥰🫶 today I’m thinking of the futility of the lives of all the little people. 🫶🧚‍♀️🥰 🧚‍♀️🫶hugs and kisses 😘

🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶pre birthday drinks with my man JC. He’s wondering how you all fucked up so much! 🫶🧚🏽‍♀️😍 How we laughed! 🧚🏽‍♀️😂 Hugs and kisses🥰

😘🍄🫶You get the idea! 🍄🧚‍♀️🥰😍

🧚‍♀️🫶🥰 I’ve returned from an extended residential. Living rent free in the heads of lesser beings. 🧚‍♀️🍄🥰 🥰😍sending love and kisses 😘

🧚‍♀️🫶🥰Adding something special to the Christmas sprouts! 🍄🍄😆😘 silly serfs fell asleep 😴 🤫🍄

🧚‍♀️🥰Roger the Black has been checking who has been naughty, he doesn’t care if you are nice! 😈 See you soon! 🧚‍♀️😍🤫🍄

🧚🏽‍♀️😍🫶today in the war on Christmas, we led a strike on Santas workshop!🫶🧚🏽‍♀️🥰 Hugs and kisses 😘

🥰🧚🏽‍♀️🫶off to give cheer to the little people, I know they like to see be warm and dry in my magical bubble.😍🧚🏽‍♀️if only they had been born a noble fairy they too would be safe from the rain. 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰 oh well, they will have to suffer for their mistakes 😊🦋⭐️

🥰😍😉morning everyone 😀😆😃 met this lovely guy last night🥰😍

🧚🏽‍♀️😍😉Roger and I visited the latrine pits, to encourage the serfs working. It’s such a shame they are too lazy to dress for the cold. 🧚🏽‍♀️🫶😍 it took only a moment for Roger and I to select our thick winter cloaks. 🥰 I don’t see why these poor fools can’t do the same🥰🥂

😂🥰look at the happy freed elves! 🧝 they can now work in my factory and we can sell the toys to Santa 🧚‍♀️🥰🫶