Do cunts choose to drive BMW’s or do you become a cunt because you drive a BMW? 🫶🤭🥰

The latest to block me. One less populist to worry about 🧚‍♀️😍🫶

🫶🧚‍♀️🤭 anyone celebrating the murder of a defenceless old lady, just because they disagreed with her. Needs to have a word with themselves. 🧚‍♀️🫶😍 Sending 🥰

🫶🍄🧚🏽‍♀️I’ve given Roger the day off. He’s gone to the beach , sure he’ll have a nice time. 🦋🧚🏽‍♀️🥂⭐️

🧚‍♀️🫶😍sending hugs to all Scottish fans today. 🧚‍♀️😍🫶🤭

🫶🧚‍♀️🍄thank fuck it’s Friday 🧚‍♀️🥰😍

@infinitescream.bsky.social great night at the mead hall! 🍄🧚‍♀️🫶

🥰🧚‍♀️🍁waiting for the King of the North. Knowing he’s going a bit shit. 🫶🤭🍄

🧚🏽‍♀️🦋🫶checking in on all the poor souls who have blocked me. 🦋🧚🏽‍♀️🌟

I suspect someone is confusing Wulferhampton with Wolverhampton. Common mistake among the illiterate and poorly informed peasants and other little people. 🍄🫶🦋 Sending hugs 🫶🍄

🫶🧚‍♀️🫶with Sir Toolsons resignation, I’ve decided to stand for the leadership of the tool makers guild! 🧚‍♀️🥰🥂 I will continue my work as benevolent socialite and friend to forest folk. 🧚‍♀️🥂🥰

Sacrifices must be made 🥰🧚‍♀️🍄🫶

😂🥰🧚‍♀️it’s too hot for chaos today🍄‍🟫🫶🧚‍♀️

😂🧚‍♀️😘did I mention that I like green? 🥰😍🫶

Despite the vile rumours to the contrary, Roger hasn’t resigned and is overseeing a fully operational mushroom defence plan. 🍄🍄‍🟫🫶🧚‍♀️

😂🧚‍♀️🥰I summoned a wizard in a dress and tall hat to explain his views on AI 🥰🧚‍♀️😂

😁🤭🥰I just want to say something uplifting 🧚‍♀️🫶 🫶🧚‍♀️you are all going to die-eventually. So don’t worry, it will be over soon. 😍🤭🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♀️😁 hope that helps🥰😘😁

🤭🫶🥰feeling resplendent 🤭😁🥰 Might delete later 😘🧚‍♀️

I apologise for the nonsense on the Wulferhampton feed. I’m sure they will block me soon! 🫶🧚🏽‍♀️🍄

@wulfhelm.bsky.social waiting for good news! 🫶🍄🧚‍♀️

🫶🤭🧚🏽‍♀️🌟happy Friday, hope you are all in your happy place! 🍄🦋🧚🏽‍♀️⭐️🥂

Roger is just fine! 😘🌟🧚🏽‍♀️

🥰🧚‍♀️🫶🍄 good morning my darlings, hope your crevices aren’t too moist today. Sending hugs 🥰

Have a little gravitas 🥰🦋🌟

🥰😘🌟 it’s hot today 🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🥰🍄

I don’t like when we dead name Tommy Robinson. We either respect people’s right to change their name or we don’t. We can’t pick and choose just because someone is a vile racist thug.

🥰🧚‍♀️😘 rewarding Roger for his loyalty 🧚‍♀️🫶🥰🍄

Revenge is sweet! 🫶😂🧚‍♀️🍄

🫶🌟🦋🍄Today, Roger and I are visiting our state of the art mushroom farm. The little people work under the strictest welfare standards by highly trained Orcs. 🍄🫶🧚🏽‍♀️ Since we installed modern Orc management productivity is up and worker complaints are down🧚🏽‍♀️⭐️😘

🍄😂🧚🏽‍♀️🥰the little people look happy with the weather today. This is never a good thing! 🧚🏽‍♀️⭐️🦋

🤣🤭🧚🏽‍♀️🫶thank fuck it’s Friday 🤣🍄🫶🥰and relax🍄🥰😂⭐️

Celebrating 🥳 last night’s Wulferhampton mushroom party election victory. I promised everything and I will deliver everything to me and people I like. 🥰😘🧚‍♀️

🥰🤭🧚‍♀️we don’t hear enough about donkey carts! 🍄🧚‍♀️

🧚🏽‍♀️😔🥂Sometimes I look at the Wulferhampton and realise that without m, they would have no purpose. I think, I’m the only worthy being in their lives. 🌟🫶⭐️ It’s a burden 😍🧚🏽‍♀️🥰 Hugs and kisses 😘

🥰🧚‍♀️Roger may need some WD40. 🥰😂😉

🥰🧚‍♀️🤭feeling cute, might delete later 😉🥰🧚‍♀️

🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🌟I have returned to Wulferhampton, after being summoned by my fan base! 🌟🫶⭐️😍

🧚‍♀️🍄🫶worry not, my super fans. I’ve been taking a break among my fairy brethren to escape the constant ☔️ of Wulferhampton 🥰🧚‍♀️🫶🍁😘

🧚‍♀️🥰🍄🍂Instead of giving your loved one the dying sex organs of a plant. Be a real man and try the severed head of her enemy! 🧚‍♀️😉🫶

🫶🌟🥰helping the elderly today! Enjoy your retirement 🥰🫣🧚🏽‍♀️

@dutytorturer.bsky.social sir, Roger the Black would like to book a regular session with you. I (he) would like an emphasis on pain without physical damage. I’m willing to pay a surcharge 😘🫶⭐️ Hugs and kisses 😘

Just walked into a car park. Seems very busy for this time of night. 😘🫶🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ apparently it’s popular with dog walkers

😘🥰😂I have temporarily turned Roger to stone, for displeasing me. 🌟🫶⭐️ he said it can happen to any man. So I’m showing he can stay hard! 😂🧚🏽‍♀️

🌟🥂🧚🏽‍♀️Today has been spent planning for February. Chaos doesn’t happen without meticulous planning. 🥰😘🫶🌟

🥰🫶🧚‍♀️😘 it’s Friday, so I sent Roger out this morning to put out the welcome sign. 😘😉😁 Hugs and kisses 😘

Today I’m trying really hard to help an elderly despot! 🤭🫶🧚‍♀️🥰 I need to take a nap now😟 my head hurts 🫶🤭😟

🥰😘🧚‍♀️Roger has begged my forgiveness, for being too drunk to serve me properly at the weekend. 🤭🍁🫶 I have decided to be show mercy… but be clear. I will not accept any failure to meet my exacting expectations in the future 🫶😘🥰 limp excuses will not be tolerated 🤭

🫶🧚‍♀️😘🥂 casting a hiccup spell on the fire breathing dragon, who lives behind the Mead Hall😁🤭🥰 Should be fun! 🤭🧚‍♀️

🧚🏽‍♀️🫶 as fairy princess I claim Greenland should be mine for a "Magical Unicorn Tea Party," with icebergs as tables and polar bears as tea guests, ensuring my enchanted cupcakes stayed fresh forever!🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰