I (121M) am a possibly illegal taxidermy goose that's gone missing, threatening the livelihoods of an antique dealer and his new temp employee. AITA for making them chase me through Baltimore if it means they fall in love in the process?

Look what my mom made me 😭 It took almost a year and something like 200,000 stitches. And she made it 3D, with a spine and "pages." I'm in such awe. One of the most special things I've ever been given. #booksky #romancebooks #crafting

I (121M) am a possibly illegal taxidermy goose that's gone missing, threatening the livelihoods of an antique dealer and his new temp employee. AITA for making them chase me through Baltimore if it means they fall in love in the process?

Look what my mom made me 😭 It took almost a year and something like 200,000 stitches. And she made it 3D, with a spine and "pages." I'm in such awe. One of the most special things I've ever been given. #booksky #romancebooks #crafting

For the first time ever, the FINDERS KEEPERS ebook is on sale through most major retailers! It would mean so much to me if you'd consider adding a copy to your e-shelves 🥺🙏 bookshop.org/a/98934/9780...

For the first time ever, the FINDERS KEEPERS ebook is on sale through most major retailers! It would mean so much to me if you'd consider adding a copy to your e-shelves 🥺🙏 bookshop.org/a/98934/9780...

Every once in a while someone quotes one of my books online and I am like "I have zero memory of the context of this line but that's not half bad, good job me."

Acknowledging difficult American history is recognizing the people who suffered through it as Americans.

Please, disaster-resiliant monolithic dome was my father. You can call me humpy house. redf.in/jZ5c5A

Did you know I have a new book coming out July 28th and that it is maybe my favorite thing I've ever written? And that it's available for preorder??? sarahadlerwrites.com/wild-goose-c...

I'm biased because I love my wife's books, but WILD GOOSE CHASE has some of my favorite jokes and situations that Sarah has ever written starring the most down-bad man you've ever met.

Did you know I have a new book coming out July 28th and that it is maybe my favorite thing I've ever written? And that it's available for preorder??? sarahadlerwrites.com/wild-goose-c...

FINDERS KEEPERS is now out in the US, UK, and territories! Thanks so much to everyone who made this one possible 📚💙

My book comes out tomorrow. It's called FINDERS KEEPERS and I think you should buy it.

Once again having fun matching my nails to the book I’m reading! 😂🩷💚 I’m having so much fun, I’m gonna keep doing this 😊 #booksky #nailart #bookish #booknerd @sarahadlerwrites.com

Hello yes I am vegetable

I'm at the dietician. I'm at the urgent care. I'm at the combination dietician-palliative care-psychiatrist-anticoagulation clinic-pediatric specialties-behavioral counseling-prenatal clinic-orthopedics and sports medicine-urgent care (because the community has outgrown the local hospital system).

Have been having recurring eye twitching for the last couple of weeks. Hmmm I wonder why 🤔

A GENTLEMEN'S GENTLEMAN by TJ Alexander is fantastic and everyone should read it.

6yo: "if there were 9,000 Steely Dans, then I would scream for the rest of my life because that would sound horrible."

6yo to her piano teacher at the end of her lesson: "I don't want to leave. I want to live here. I want to learn all of your secrets."

“Our history shows that rugged individualism and self-reliance are important values. But rugged individualism didn’t beat the Nazis. It didn’t take us to the moon. We did that together.” - Cory Booker, 25th hour

I love seeing my senators names on this list!! Keep up the good work @alsobrooks.senate.gov and @vanhollen.senate.gov

Update: Slept the whole two hours. No regrets.

Telling myself I'm just gonna nap quick then get back to revising. How much do we want to bet I don't actually get up until it's time to get my daughter from school? 🫣 But seriously, why does revising make me so dang sleepy??

First trade review is in for FINDERS KEEPERS and she's a star 🥹⭐

I saw a woman walking down the street today with an immersion blender in one hand and determination in her eye and I am extremely curious about her.

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New mode of transportation just dropped.

This was an absolutely wild choice for this kid to make.

babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months

Sometimes I wonder if I really have ADHD and then I somehow find myself in the middle of cleaning out the spice cabinet when I had been watering plants.

I recently picked this up after seeing it on our mutual lit agency's socials and becoming intrigued. Highly recommend it!

This ends tomorrow and VOW for Girls is 10% away from their fundraising goal! Help end child marriage with a donation of any amount and select my name from the drop-down menu to enter to win a print ARC of FINDERS KEEPERS! give.vowforgirls.org/campaign/659...

This ends tomorrow and VOW for Girls is 10% away from their fundraising goal! Help end child marriage with a donation of any amount and select my name from the drop-down menu to enter to win a print ARC of FINDERS KEEPERS! give.vowforgirls.org/campaign/659...

A woman walked into this Taco Bell excitedly announcing it was her first time here in years and I am having so much fun watching her experience this right now.

Cannot get over my massage therapist recommending we try CBD lotion today because of "who you are and how you live your life." 😅

Man at post office: "Are almonds a liquid?"

They have handed out recorders and I can hear it from elsewhere. It is the definition of a threnody.

6yo at an instrument demonstration at the library when asked if anyone has any questions: "Why are instruments even a thing?"

Alighted feels like it should mean to get on, not to get off.

This is why I am 1) not thrilled that I'm about to board a plane and 2) not touring this summer.

Yesterday my 6yo went with her grandmother and great-grandmother to see a thing where dogs do tricks. When asked how it was, she said to my husband, "They jumped 60 feet in the air! That's higher than me. And probably higher than you." And anyway I'm real glad I'm going back home today 🥹

Good morning from the hour-long security line at ATL 🫠

A funny TSA quirk is that they told me my cardigan needed to come off for security, unless I buttoned it, in which case it would instead be considered a shirt.

Weird how annoyed with me my tax people are that I didn't receive their emails. Like, sorry, I am also annoyed! It's annoying! But I cannot help that they did not reach me.

Finished watching Elementary 😭

I love a tiny little under-stair bathroom.