Hey Bluesky, could you help me signal boost my Big Cartel shop? Jeremy Creatures are designed and hand-sewed by me, and they take many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I don't know why it is, but curling up with a horror novel soothes my chaotic li'l brain...

Mmn, yes. Aliens—that'll do the trick, eh?

I speak British well enough to know that today...was kind of hilarious.

For all of it, this has been an...exciting study in human nature, I suppose.

Went to sleep thinkin' about the election in Hungary... When I woke up and checked in on the world, I was giddy before coffee. Between Artemis II and Magyar's victory, there's some air for a little joy.

You can be literally as far from him as humanly possible, and that motherfucker will still fucking yap at you about himself.

Billionaires are a cancer on our world. It causes mental illness.

I won the No Kings lottery with the folk I was next to. Had the most stimulating conversation with a sociologist, veterans, and a nurse. There were bubbles floating everywhere... Kids were fighting a tree with sticks... A tiny yorkie thought she was a sled dog...

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS

No Kings. Find your event for this Saturday, March 28th. www.nokings.org #NoKings

HANDS OFF: 1300 events NO KINGS 1: 2100 events NO KINGS 2: 2700 events NO KINGS 3: 3000 events and counting Let’s make history. Again.

Dear media: we don’t want to know who Banksy is. We want to know all about the criminals in the Epstein files.

We've thrown so much into the well of depravity and pricked our ears to listen for the sound of something hitting the bottom...but all that's reached our ears so far is a stunning silence.

Only the microwave knows what time it truly is.

'Ruh-roh. Uh. How do we deal with Shaheds...?' I have...a lot of thoughts. Some are just the memory of Jimmy Dean Maybelline sneering about suits and gratitude, while the Orangerangutan bellowed about cards.

Meet my newest creation: Mabel the Interdimensional Spider and Builder of Haunted Labyrinths. I designed and hand-sewed her, and I hand-embroidered all her flowers and markings. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I had a dream...that Bondi actually addressed and apologized to the survivors. So...yeah.

Hey folks! @skyladawn.ca is at the emergency vet clinic with the fourth emergency in four months. This appointment is probably going to cost ~$500 so I'd like us to try to cover as much of it as possible. This is going to be a thread on how to help. 1/?

Last post got no traction - trying again with the algorithm gods. I need a vet in south central PA, adams, Franklin, York, Dauphin, cumberland, who I can partner with - looking to have a separate donation account for my colony so folks to donate to it and I can use when I have a sick/hurt feral

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

'How long will the deal be, Mister President?' 'Uh... Infinite.' ...man looks and sounds like his brain's been through a rock polisher.

I know things are super serious right now, but... Turtle centaurs? Is that a thing?

Whenever I begin to think my rascality is a bit too much, I just remember... ...Diogenes. Which just means... I really could go harder.

I'm keeping my shit together...out of spite.

Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word? My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last. www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...

When they say 'absolute immunity,' it's more than just absolution: It is permission and command. In a breath, it robs us all of due process, and validates obscene violence.

Even the slightest application of logic breaks the narratives they keep trying to strong-arm into being.

Right. Pardon the one guy, then indict the other with the same charges. The priniciple they balance on is precarious... ...but contradictions don't matter when they don't care if their message is believable or not, and the principle doesn't exist.

...I shan't be complaining about never being surprised, I suppose.

...what are we even doing right now.

Hi, I'm a d6.

This is what compelled me to get the game 'Midnight Walk.' I've never played a game that had me studying every single thing in such a mixed state of emotions: Wonder, fear, endearment, amusement... I yelped, I cooed, I giggled... Sometimes all at once. A great way to pass the New Year.

Him, amused: 'We didn't have to read about Kamehameha one I through III first thing in the morning...' Me: 'It's called rabbit-holin', and I'm a li'l bunny.'

Today, I learned about Bear 122... AKA, The Boss. He is about...600 lbs. of walking 'Fuck you.' He's been hit by a train twice, eats other bears, and has sired about 70% of the bears in Banff. He doesn't really mess with humans, prob'ly 'cause we're too easy and he likes the spice of a fight...

Went out to leave a feast for the outside critters. There was a 'possum already out there, and he scurried the moment I came out. I go to set the food down when I hear scratching behind me. In the darkness, I couldn't tell what it was...just a hazy fluff of white. A cat, perhaps...?

In lieu of leaving cookies and milk out for... *suspicious squint.* ...Santa... I'll be leaving half a burrito for the bless-ed trash panda that I've named Boogity.

I don't think I'm getting a kitten for Christmas.

Bari is the most 'pick me' type of person I've ever seen. She's living up to her self-proclaimed title of contrarian so hard that the lack of reporting is the report.

My goal for 2025 is 8 more new patrons. Would anyone care to help us out? Signing up for my Patreon helps support my fabric art, my writing, my unofficial town sorcerer work, and myself as a human being. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

'Twas the night before Epstein release, And all through the 'House The Squeaker was squeaking, Like a frantic li'l mouse... The agents were redacting, Ensuring with great care, That—one-sided and exacting— Their retribution was there... But we've seen the estate releases so stop fucking us around.

Watchin' my fella's basic physiological functions like breathing and swallowing betray him: 'It's actually quite amazing that we've survived this long.' (He's fine, by the by.)

Why does it feel like December's going by with the suddenness and speed of falling down a flight of stairs?

Scotland generates significantly more renewable electricity than it consumes, hitting a record high of 113% of its electricity demand from renewables in 2022, meaning it exported surplus clean energy. It can be done!

*rubbing eyes and groaning:* Why couldn't America just get bangs...?

Well, I think we can all agree that if software is 'pretty cool,' it must be infallible. (Seriously, though... This is kind of horrifying.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9M4F_U1eEw

Hey, I know it's not Giving Tuesday anymore (I am deep in the paper mines), but if you've ever wanted to help me out, please consider donating to keep PRI and Ithaca's Museum of the Earth open. They have until December 31 to raise 1M to prevent foreclosure. priweb.donorsupport.co/page/FUNWALK...