Happy Sunday!

Dear #MAGA When the Trump posts that "drug prices are falling by 500%, 600%, 700% and more" Either he is stupid or he thinks YOU are stupid Those are your choices I guess a 3rd choice would be that he's senile

Step 6 (of the 14 Steps to Fascism): Control mass media by intimidating or co-opting media outlets #RecognizeFascism

Re: Disney canceling Jimmy Kimmel at Trump's behest. Step 6 (of the 14 Steps to Fascism): Control mass media by intimidating and/or co-opting media outlets I wish I subscribed to Disney so I could cancel it. #RecognizeFascism

Who's next to enact this brilliant idea - Texas or Alabama?!

The Charlie Kirk assassination is that little dot on the map of gun deaths in 2025.

Uh oh! Looks like more people at BLS 'bout to be fired

Yes, please stop.

Instead of fishing and foraging for berries like all other bears, Paul had wisely been investing the money he took from people he had mauled.

Breaking: According to Minneapolis police, two children — ages 8 and 10 — have been killed in the church shooting. 14 children and three adults injured. Minneapolis mayor Frey: "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying."

Taylor Swift's engagement ring reportedly cost $1 million. But since she is a billionaire it would be like one of us spending $100. So pretty stingy if you as me. #taylorswift

He's killin' it!!

A Giant Swallowtail butterfly. It's the largest butterfly in North America. Apparently its wingspan can get up to 6" but this one was maybe 5".

Obviously, Trump needs to fire the head of the Consumer Confidence Index </sarcasm>

Just a little frog on a flower. And a bumble bee doing its thing.

According to Polymarket there's a 17% chance that Trump will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell in 2025. The fact that it's greater than 0% is both disturbing and disheartening

Where your tax return goes to die

This is super confusing. Trump was VERY clear that other countries would pay the tarrifs. Didn't GM get the memo?! 🤔

Truth be told, I do feel a little uncomfortable starting my ChatGPT prompt with, "Act as a husband who actually cares what his wife is feeling and..."

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Comic by Hartley Lin #NoKings

"See ya later suckers. I'm outta here!" - Tiger Lilly #flowers #flowersky

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Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."

This is unhealthy, but for context it’s worth noting that SCOTUS reverses the lower court cases it takes about 71% of the time as a baseline. Because when everyone agrees the lower court decision is right, they generally don’t take it.

It you saw masked men jump out of a van, grab a child, throw them in the back, close the door, and speed away, wouldn't you immediately call 911, describe the kidnappers, and give the police the license plate number? Why aren't we doing that with ICE... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

News you can use. #RadioFreeAmerica

Please buy a "made in America (but really made in China) Trump mobile phone" and sign up for the unlimited $47.45/mo. plan! Reason why in the 🧵

So good! Short on time, skip to the last 2 mins.

"Trump consistently shows the highest alignment across nearly all categories of fascism, especially in media control, scapegoating, nationalism, election undermining, and cronyism—distinguishing him sharply from other Presidents." - #ChatGPT #data

#booksky On a LONG bus ride, the young person next to you tells you they've never read a book, and then says, "Please tell me a story from one of your books." What story (book) do you tell them?

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But a duel requires men of honor

Karoline Levitt ditches religious necklace after Jon Stewart’s brutal joke: ‘Some sort of weird Pinocchio cross’

These are Political Caracteristics of a 3rd world country: Weak or unstable government High levels of corruption Poor enforcement of laws & weak judicial systems Limited political freedoms and human rights In some cases, colonialism or external exploitation Sound familiar?

No person should hold public office who is older than the average age of mortality in the United States which is currently 74 years old. Change my mind.

Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. Bernard Sanders is 83 years old. He will be 89 at the end of his term. He will be 89 at the end of his term.

Has anyone ordered 86 TACOs yet?

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

For the life of me I cannot pull off a 1,000 yard stare. On a good day maybe 750 yrds tops.

Tariffs (a.k.a. taxes on everyone) have brought in $22 billion which one tenth the revenue the government would have if they taxed billionaires appropriately finance.yahoo.com/news/trumps-...

FUN FACT: A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3.5 feet wide. This makes it the second biggest asshole in the world.

Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social