Nachos are just a plate of mini tostadas

incredible weekend for haters from the University of Texas

If Congress would do it's job, it would rip out everything they've funded in the executive branch and put it in it's own organization. The leader should be a non-partisan city manager-like type position that's renewed on a set term and agreed upon by Congress.

Is he going to announce we used AI to create robotic Santa? Like Futurama?

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Justice Jackson to Solicitor General Sauer (just now, in Trump v. Slaughter arguments):

Go Bills!!! #BillsMafia

Ball x Pit is my 2025 Balatro. Great game.

My dog really needs to stop fish bombing my office.

Halftime for Buffalo and Ty Johnson is currently leading the team in targets

I'm a great spot at DKR to people watch and have already seen two separate handcuff incidents

Maroon is ugly AF

RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/

Awww yeah that's the good stuff perplexity!

The Oklahoma Sooners band is +8000 to play something other than Boomer Sooner during the game today

They line up perfectly.

i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

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It's a beautiful thing #Sabres

THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DATING 👏 SITE 👏

15 year car loans???

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

Josh Allen being here is criminal

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

Who knows the James Acaster presale code for Austin? Fellow Taskmaster fans help me out 😂

Is this pilot having an existential crisis on AA flight 5623 😆

Go Bills!!!

Joey Bosa looks like someone user switched to the wrong defender

Football. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

UT out here selling 9am Caymus. Maybe we do deserve that T-Sip nickname.😂 #HookEm

I read the dessert as "Pacemaker's Dessert" and how I wish that was real lol

Go Bills

My @texasstars.bsky.social were terrible tonight against the worst team in the AHL 😭

Why pay for a subscription when you can just use this?

Officially open water diver certified! Recreational diving is awesome.

Sean somebody gotta tell you about those glasses. They're not great Mr. McDermott

Its been 735 days since OU scored a TD on us 🤣

It’s 7:04 PM Texas Time and OU Still Sucks!!!

It’s 1:23 PM Texas time and OU still sucks

Hegseth really messed up the comms on this Qatari thing huh? This has been in the works for almost a decade. From 2022: www.stripes.com/branches/air...

Looking forward to the sequel of Detroit: Become human. Detroit: Become Excel

Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

how to stay sane open.substack.com/pub/cohen489...

I see one of my people had too much to drink last night at the game #BillsMafia

it is, unironically, the absolute vindication of Fukuyama. we ended history and we were completely unprepared for the idea that "the end of history" was a state we'd have to work to maintain

H. I'll just eat a beef on weck for every meal