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i am fvuking crying laughing at this

getting mad at my phones face ID because its still working when im pretending to be Dead

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he shoulda drank a chug jug

people are saying the canadian government is changing Family Day to Gay Family Day. 1 like = 1 protest

no one talks aboht how fucked up it is that your parents just stop playing peekaboo with u as soon as u turn 27

Thats No Way to Speak to Someone with Such a Fuckable Ass

just made myself a sandwich and damn maybe those guys online were right about women belonging iin the kitchen

finna start hypermiling my pussy. sory i mean gonna

every one has that ome video that makes them shoot cums out of there penus

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great week sso far other than my pet bird exploding

We Honestly Hate Those Dumb Ass Silver Stars but Red Coins Are Getting Harder To Come By

Me

just ripped a fat boner #wildweekday

computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button

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do u guys think a penis copuld go into a butt hole? i know that hole isnt really meanght for that but i just wonder what would happen

Folks, if You havent seen it, go type Hawk tuah into you tube right away. its a Total riot!

food places will brag about their cows being grass-fed like grass isnt the most commen thing on the world, like buddy if u start feeding them escargot let me know but otherwise idc

day 27 of giving alexa imposter syndrome by asking it to show me images

this 97 year old balls still serves cum the old-fashioned way

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good morning the world

people call me an arachnophobe buut im not afraid of spiders i just think marriage should be between a man and a woma

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

whats that nb in ur bio stand for, no bitches? oh. oh sorry. no im chill my cousin is a they too

extremely important PSA

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i know theres a lot of scary stuff going on in the world and you may not want to hear this right now but you guys have GOT to stop saying nice whenever u see 69

no idea what inspired me to make this last night 🤷

my bitch call me estrogen she says that hormones

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