I'm gonna become the world's first woke mormon

Happy pridemonth btw!!!!!!

P**p & Pee 15

Love Mode

Comfort

Miserable Hotel

I hate it when people don't use "POV:" correctly. Ts shit pmo me off.

call me moses this bush is speaking to me

I Love Drinking Alcohol And Then Making Out!! 4-hours

I should become a train station announcer person all they do is murmur something unintelligible into the mic every 5 minutes

Reverse stranger where you sit on your dick and balls until they go numb so it feels like you're jacking someone else off

I'm Cumming Like Crazy 2

Please Fuck Me

just great. as if we didnt have enough already, i'm getting word that Sex is getting its own launcher

Shit. - Pissing & Pooping -

i love my life i love my wife!!

i should invent something

Horny Minecraft Movie script: Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?” *minecraft chicken spreads legs* Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”

Pikmin Teamwork 🚬🍃 #pikmin #fanart

chronos in hades 2 kinda giving demiurge if you think about it

if you think about it, the only monkeys that live in the arctic are us humans...

i love this beer

Been really getting into washing my hands lately

How can a women be "18 months pregnant" when there are only 12 months?

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button

Critical support to sauron for opposing the monarchy

Oooooh look at me I'm a fiction writer I'm gonna invent conflicts between made up people so real people can get stressed out about them uhuhuhuuuu

they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak

Happy trans day of visibility!!! 💖

happy trans day of visibility 💙💗🤍💗💙

send this to 10 frot bros for good luck on this #frottingfriday

i found out whats wrong.... theres literal hitler particles in water bro....... we've been drinking hitler particles for DECADES

Lmao

Just found out about ear piercings. Fellas, we make women hurt themselves, literal holes in their ears, just so they look “hotter” to us. Do better…

Sure, lingerie is hot I guess. But me personally? The sexiest thing a woman can wear isn’t an article of clothing… it’s a smile.

Me and my stupid chungus wife

complaining on the trampoline call that bouncing and moaning on it

An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods