chronos in hades 2 kinda giving demiurge if you think about it

if you think about it, the only monkeys that live in the arctic are us humans...

i love this beer

Been really getting into washing my hands lately

How can a women be "18 months pregnant" when there are only 12 months?

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button

Critical support to sauron for opposing the monarchy

Oooooh look at me I'm a fiction writer I'm gonna invent conflicts between made up people so real people can get stressed out about them uhuhuhuuuu

they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak

Happy trans day of visibility!!! 💖

happy trans day of visibility 💙💗🤍💗💙

send this to 10 frot bros for good luck on this #frottingfriday

i found out whats wrong.... theres literal hitler particles in water bro....... we've been drinking hitler particles for DECADES

Lmao

Just found out about ear piercings. Fellas, we make women hurt themselves, literal holes in their ears, just so they look “hotter” to us. Do better…

Sure, lingerie is hot I guess. But me personally? The sexiest thing a woman can wear isn’t an article of clothing… it’s a smile.

Me and my stupid chungus wife

complaining on the trampoline call that bouncing and moaning on it

An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods

I should be allowed to tell people to kill themselves. Not sure about everyone else but I can handle it.

call me private security the way im her paypig

i excel at spreading her sheets... then i put my data in

Armpits

Girls who like getting cucked, call that FOMOsexual

Ketchup doesn't exist. What are you having with these?

"can't hurt to be safe" mfers when they find out about vaccines

I haven't showered since 2022!

actually years aren't real! the earth's position around the sun is only but one frame of reference. i prefer to celebrate our "year" orbiting the center of the galaxy (around 230 million of what you earth idiots would call a "year") fuck you !

yeap it's signalatro

there are 2 thinga im gonna always beat the odds n my meat 😤😤😩😩

The assassination of UnitedHealthCare CEO Brian Thompson was RABIDLY ANTICOMMUNIST and REVISIONIST as it was not approved by the SUPREME SOVIET!!!

Bezos is more of a Revolutionary Communist than all of the Western Left combined, and all he did was drive up automation; while simultaneously creating an efficient global network and supply chain. WE DON'T NEED LEFTISTS

@aoc.bsky.social can you please shout out my good friend depalodor

My favourite ones so far