A timeline of me watching the Cubs tonight: Hell yeah, continue the streak! One home run won’t matter, back on track Yikes …That escalated quickly Hey, at least we didn’t get no-hit Hey, at least we didn’t get shutout …yeah fuck this I’m getting high

ryan rolishit

Should have let Conforto pitch

I’m not even mad, that was a really fun game

THIS BASEBALL GAME IS DRUNK

A guy just came across the bar to compliment my shirt lol he said “I kept thinking, is she really wearing a Kenny Omega shirt?” and then he saw @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social in a Bullet Club Gold shirt and thought YEP

There’s this guy who does these local commercials and never blinks and he’s become my sleep paralysis demon Pretty sure he’s an alien in a human suit

That game went about as well as I expected it would

“Pete Crow-Awesome”

Listen, it the Cubs are gonna win 10, lose a couple, win 10, lose a couple, I think I can live with it. I did turn on AEW though

Hey, Rangers. You gotta chill it on playing Narcos so damn much.

Hey. Cubs. You had an 8-1 lead. You don’t need to have a 4th straight walkoff win, you can just win without giving us all this stress.

I’d talk about how hot Clark Connors is but I’m super afraid of Thekla and I don’t want any trouble #aew

“What is going on here? Some kind of human centipede suplex situation… it’s making me uncomfortable” Mox on commentary 🤣

if the cubs are going to lose one game a week and one home game every three weeks, so be it.

Cubs, baby, what happened

This run is Darby’s greatest work and everything I could have ever wanted from a Darby championship Need I remind you all that I fuckin love Darby Allin

Check out my new tattoo, #WrestleSky! Can’t wait for AEW Dynamite tonight. ❤️

He didn’t like the worm, guys. Questioning everything.

This came up with my husband tonight, we can’t remember—who originally started the BALD! thing with Ricochet? @amy.wrestlejoy.com this feels like something you’d remember

My husband just sent me a screen shot of this and said “literally you” and honestly I’m feeling a little attacked right now I do think I’ll feel better when the edibles set in though

We are the living embodiment of the grumpy/sunshine dynamic

15 best shows on TV, gut instinct only Modern family Community Always sunny New girl Schitt’s creek The good place The office Friends The walking dead Game of thrones Vikings Bones Doctor who HIMYM Supernatural

ONE RUN GAME BOTTOM OF THE 9TH SEND BEN BROWN WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Cubs and fake rallies, name a more iconic duo

Low quality video for a low quality call. A gift to the cubs but this was foul???

I dont think its asking too much for the cubs to simply win ten in a row again

The Cubs won ten in a row but the baseball gods said that’s it, we are just never winning again

Why is Ben Brown still on my fucking baseball team

I fucking love baseball, you guys

Every time I see this image I picture Okada “I so sorrryyyyyy…. Bitch” 🖕

Crying RN

I FUCKING LOVE DARBY ALLIN

Kenny ❤️

Darby said “I call winner”

Great match but Bruv should have won

Bruv is SO back

Wtf are we doing aew

Love Darby’s makeup tonight. Love Andrade’s face/body/etc always. Prepared for @tronlebowski.bsky.social to call me out for being horny on main

Thanks to @smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social for saving my night. Will have to rewatch Bucks match later though.

Fuck you HBO for ruining my night

AEW is fucking unwatchable on HBO max

Do yall see what I live with

CARSON KELLY, LOML

Why is this my favorite post today

I’m placing 100% of the blame on Ben Brown and also Craig for using Ben Brown Fucking Craig

WE SENT HIM BACK OUT?! Have we just given up on this game

Me, any time Ben Brown is in

The Ben Brown experience is like playing Russian roulette with 4 bullets in the chamber instead of just 1

Ben Brown is just never going to put it all together and I’m done watching him try.