Mama said there’d be days like this. Because dad was never around. Fuck him.

Thanks, Obama

The vibes. They are good.

God dammit

CUTCH! (I forgot he is a Ranger)

He was taking a shit, wasn’t he

Okay, send him back to Pensacola

Cubs

My two random thoughts to end the night: I wonder what Ryan Klesko is up to the days Have any of you seen the show Bookish? It’s on PBS and I’m curious

Sigh.

Ah new guy. Don’t fuck up

Holy shit

No

THROW THE FUCKING BALL

Are they babying Palencia? Or is he hurt again already?

What the fuck even is a Corbin Martin

Oh come on

Elly is not having a good series

Was Taylor trying to cup some balls?

Okay

Cubs

Someone tell Cutch

On another note, maybe this is finally the time the Cubs get Jake Peavy

Ooooooh folks

I’m sorry what

@chaoskat.bsky.social Kat, I have a PBS question

He was washing his lifter truck and fell off the ladder

Baseball themed arcade named Turn Two

Still wondering how Elly didn’t field that ball last night

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Oh shit

Do the damn thing Nico

The funny thing is Amaya is so slow he still wouldn’t have made it to 2B anyway

Kangaroo court for both those fellas

B U S C H I N B I O!!! TIE GAME!!!

MICHAEL FUCKING BUSCH

Ross and Rizzo should have Len Kasper on their little pod

This Phillips kid looks like Aaron Harang. Just funny looking dudes

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Welp

Jordan Belfort: still on drugs

Maybe you shouldn’t have smiled after that K, Jam

God dammit Jamo

Seiya is the funniest Cub we’ve had in quite some time.

Is this honestly surprising to anyone?

Busch hitting a lefty? In this economy?

I mean. I’m pretty sure a good majority of us were saying this in the moment. But you do you, boo