Does your ass ever burn after just one shit? Usually its only painful after the third shit of the day

“This is a remote post, but would require attendance at a base office location…” ITS NOT FUCKIN REMOTE THEN IS IT 👹👹👹

My wife & I are still out of work. We have 5 months before we have to give up our home. So I’m reaching out again to see if there are any indie devs needing a level designer or software engineer to join their team? We just need a chance 💜 #IndieGames #IndieDev #IndieGameDev #GameDev #GameDesign

Wow! We raised $130 for Palestine Children's Relief Fund! Yesterday I truly felt the love and the community spirit, you are all incredible people and I cannot thank you enough for everything. Big thanks to @thatpurplederg.bsky.social and @speedysparrow.vtubers.social for the raids!

Here we go! Birthday fundraiser is now live! twitch.tv/oddishrob

After a three-week lull in movie watching, I decided to dig in to some British horror classics at ridiculous-o'-clock on some mornings this past week. #LetterboxdFriday #Filmsky

Tomorrow's birthday stream will also be a fundraiser for Palestine Children's Relief Fund! Even your spare change will make a difference and every donator will receive a custom sketch. tiltify.com/@oddishrob/b...

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✨Birthday Stream Bonanza ✨ September 19th 6pm BST Including Crash Bandicoot Permadeath, Gartic Phone, Jackbox Party Packs, game giveaways and more! ⬇️

Huh. I don't think I wanna buy path of exile supporter packs any more.

Love a good sale, especially for such a neat piece of software. Clip Studio Paint is currently 60% off until 17/09 for anyone interested

5 favourite albums of any genre 1. Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary 2. Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral 3. My Bloody Valentine - Loveless 4. Eels - Electro-Shock Blues 5. Toots and the Maytals - Funky Kingston I'm pronably gonna kick myself later for forgetting 5 whole other albums I adore

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

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Me: tries to get more sleep after waking up feeling too tired Also me: intense dreams about being framed for shoplifting and being melted by volcano

'Crash Bandicoot' was released on the PlayStation 29 years ago today.

'Spyro The Dragon' was released on the PlayStation 27 years ago today in the US.

I love the direction AI scam messages have taken. I feel relaxed and understood.

Fuck StreamElements, for realsies. If you need alternatives, I suggest @proller.bsky.social's Squonk Chat for your chat widget: ko-fi.com/s/2027294c51 And for Everything Else there's Streamer.Bot: streamer.bot

U.K. residents, could this be your chance to stop paypro censorship in the country? Please sign this petition petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Found this obscure track (timestamped) on a random YT vid, so I found a stream of the album it came from. It is so entrancing and hypnotic. Really makes me wish more media was easily obtainable and through less morally-objectionable means. youtu.be/bWsgWonVrxQ?...

I present to you... Hatsune Mimikyu! . . . , #art #digitalart #hatsunemike #mimikyu #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #hatsunemikufanart

Congratulations to @teamcherry.bsky.social and Silksong for officially breaking Steam 😂 It was inevitable But can I please buy the game now Steam. Pretty please 💜

Hello I am writing this post before Silksong has released, as a time capsule of a different time, a new era approaches

LIVE! | Ash Wednesdays - Pokémon Unbound Soul Link | New Pokémon adventure, new Pokémon story, same great friends! | Soul Link with @thatpurplederg.bsky.social

Hey. Drink some water. This is a threat.

I would love to remind folks about the awful people behind Phasmophobia. They "apologised" but never learned, they essentially tried to sweep things under the rug after people spoke out. I would advise anyone to support other devs making similar games. www.pcgamer.com/phasmophobia...

Hello I'm writing this on the toilet, everything is going well here

Sery_Bot feature drop! !raiders - Easily shoutout all of your Twitch raiders at once. Usable by your mods. docs.sery.bot/commands/mod...

Tonight at the Tavern - We celebrate 1k & 7 Years of Streaming with: THE WRESTLING IS SILLY TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS Join us from 7pm BST to find out who from this cast of characters will become THE CHAMPION OF THE CHANNEL! twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer [ #vtuber #subtember #wrestling ]

The sexual tension between me and saying something so disconcerting it kills the vibe of the function immediately

This week included my first cinema trip of the year! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

this is absolutely terrifying the fact that there's one genocide actively occuring in Gaza while another is brewing here is a sure sign that the world is sick

I love making friends the old-fashioned way (letting my Twitch mod bully me and drag me into his friend group)

hey, instead of giving this piece of sentient shit any money, go buy some music from your trans friends, like me, and many other incredible people on this site. it'll go to better use (keeping us alive) instead of allowing her to donate more to anti-trans causes please

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

This week included lots of sci-fi intrigue and some campy horror class. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

"try our new AI mode-" actually have you tried eating my entire fucking ass

things i am slowly relearning, because i had somehow forgotten: i'm cool and fun and people want to spend time with me! i deserve to be celebrated and adored! i am sexy and desirable and funny!!! nobody else gets to decide those things for me but me!

Hello I'm a non-trans (non-cis) person and I stand with every trans person in the world and I say FUCK JK ROWLING FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK TRANSPHOBIA! Let trans people live!

For those curious: Gamescom Future Games Show with Lady D and Solid Snake! Live now as of this being posted www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVRK...

I would love for the brain to not be overstimulated every time I try and stream

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Live tonight with @storm.vtube.social and @cielothebehemoth.bsky.social! Plus giveaways and... a surprise?

hey, don't do this. i've had to help recover a steam account before and your purchase history is one of their forms of account ownership verification.

GO GET FOLKSY TO 1K!! DO IT! That yeen deserves so much more love and i promise you you'll love her streams 💜

increase a band: sixtynine inch nails

A thrilling week! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #Filmsky

Something I realised a couple of days ago: I don't hate myself any more. I truly loathed myself in the recent past, I didn't think I deserved to live etc... I caught myself by surprise with this realisation. Never give up, even if you feel like you should. Don't give up.