Klingon son or Borg daughter #startrek #trekkies #maythe4thbewithyou

Meery xringmas

I POOPED MY PANTS. THEY ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE. NO. I DID. IT WAS THE BIGGEST POOP. BIGGER THAN THE LIKES YOUVE EVER SEEN. A REAL CONSERVATIVE POO. AND IT FELT GOOD!

My followers are all so pretty omg

When stupid libshits think they are actually kokiri hit ‘em with the thousand fairy stare

Best notification I've ever gotten

Fuck off dude (Not you @geographyfacts.bsky.social I love you <3 )

ELON AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. SHARE IF YOU SUPPORT ME BEINT PUBLIC ABOUT MY POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP WITH ELON AND VLAD

Our president has such a beautiful way with words, truly a modern Cicero!

Can't wait to get started on going after the WOKE. Take that Comrade Kamala and Sleepy Joe and crooked Hillary and Barack HUSSEIN Obama. USA! 🇱🇷 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈

@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social you should nominate me for Attorney General - im floridan - not a pedophile ( would add more diversity to your administration) - im 18 (ik that might be a little too old for you but i hope its close enough) Expecting ur confirmation letter in the mail shortly

My friend @oxoko.bsky.social wants you to know that you should always assume that he's smart smart. You mess up when he least expects it. He messes up when you MOST expect it. That makes him the more safe genius.

If you disagree you're a revisionist (a denier of the eternal science of Marxist-Leninism-Zestyism) #communism #leftism #politics #trump #real #minecraft #pleasegooutwithmejessicaimbeggingyouitsbeen10dayssinceivetextedyouandyoustillhaventresponded

Joe many liberals…,,, Too jenner…. BLON TWINKS????? The grinch?

5 likes and I will post a video of me busting a nut screaming full volume

Im literally the vanguard of the revolution btw #marxist #maosist #leftist #lenincametomeinadream #real #ally #communist #socialist #hashtag #minecraft

I've tried to stay silent about this, but i cannot remain silent anymore, as silence is the worst form of violence. I was the ghostwriter on this track, "Stuck In Luiga's Stomach Alone" I hope this revelation helps you all find peace in this fucked up world. #pokemon www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0...

Ong women scare me. Whenever some chick on bluesky acknowledges my existence my eyes start watering and shit like am i allergic to females? i told my mom about it and she just started dying bruh im out here getting clowned on by my own mom 💀💀💀

what if fortnite was called freaknite and instead of shooting eachother with guns you shot eachother with cumshots #real #fortnite #epic #awesome #epicawesome #zestfest #ally

who the fuck is this guy who just followed me? Clearly Austin needs to get some chaser tips, luckily for him i am selling a chaser course for everyone boulderbugle.com/how-to-be-a-...

Got the new popgoes game and just wanna say I dont know if there is a hell but if there is @kanecarter.bsky.social will burn for eternity there for making this minigame so hard #theftkingwasright #maybe #notreally #/hj #pleasenerfthisminigamedeargod #imstillplayingittho

Monkey paw curls when I wish for the midus cuck all my chairs gold

We're going back in time to the first twinksgiving to get bussy off the menu

Forced to post this because i played this. i got to level 9, almost won. But friend @zestynoodle.bsky.social won by tricking one of the players lmao. #epictroll #troll #meme #tabletop #cardgame #ohgodsomanycharacters #hashtag #bluesky #fuck #munchkin #lmao #gamerrage #funny #help #helpme #aaaaaaaaaa

@lonaaaa.bsky.social you like astrology right? What's my zodiac sign

Wait you guys are actually Maoist?!? I thought that was just to get blusky babes, do I actually have to read all those fucking books

Should I post my ass too

reactions to my ass this afternoon

WHO IS ASUKA AND WHY IS MY ENTIRE HOME PAGE JUST THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS ROLEPLAYING AS HER

i want to fuck mothman

What If for April fools day I said I had multiple people in my head, hahaha, then I kept the bit going, hahaha, wouldn't that be funny hahaha

Why are the first 10 posts on my homepage people role-playing fictional characters, did I miss the memo or smth

THESE TRANSFEMS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE WE WANNA MERGE INTO THE LEFT LANE WITHOUT LOOKING

JK Rowling writing: "this trans characters name is Sir-ina ihaveadick and she's evil!" George Lucas writing: "this trans characters name is glubba sheito and she shoots lasers from her tits"

HOW TO STAY WARM yellow5.com/pokey

Does anyone have any recommendations for board games to play

I love how my phone just snitches on my dad for daydrinking

I'm gonna bring dishonor to @bumstead.bsky.social's family name by owning more stupid shit in the shape of Texas than her

PROUD FLORIDIAN 🐊🍊🌊

Yknow this marx guy is kinda smart actually

Ur turn

He also wasn't in Apprentice or Home Alone 2 so fuck him

Face reveal!!! (Floridian)

33% is crazy 😭