yuck this game does not look like how i remember it

Sanei is releasing Star Fox plushies in June! Pigma when?

Bizarre promotional flipbook distributed in 2003 as part of Nintendo's "Who Are You?" marketing campaign, featuring inspirational text alongside a sequence of images of a person transforming into Donkey Kong.

y'know what this is bluesky not tumblr, have the alt with her cock out as a treat

Welp, I made another gojinka. If you don't know who biollante is, finding out is your homework

it's golden week again. have a good morgan monday. #otdevil

hmmm i dont think i actually know how to relax

no it wasn’t worth it obviously it wasn’t fucking worth it

IM THE GREATEST OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME

AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU GLITCH SHOWCASE SUBSET WHOEVER MADE YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man

it pays to be an artist

dehydrated horse

OK FALSE ALARM EVERYONE IT WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME EVERYTHING IS A OK

FUCK

jeez youtube no need to call me out so hard

(ate) string

ok that wasnt what i was expecting to see as todays featured article

i’m home…. 🥹🥹🥹

english is like a beautiful lady that bends and moans in the most perfect way but only if you understand the exact way to pleasure her

clicker training my boyfriend but not for anything sexual just to get me a coke from the fridge

bweh

stop bpd girl. bpd girl don't look at clearsky. open youtube and search "japanese ferret cute", bpd girl.

my head hurts from thinking i need someone to just turn it off already

youtube what the FUCK does this mean

as per usual i have the best of uma luck

only you can make that 11 subscribers

settling down with the unsettleable (aka: we can't have normal sex)

interested in some hidden gems? check out "Mario".

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

exciting news: i've partnered with @halcyonunderground.bsky.social to start officially selling merch! this is what we're starting off with but there'll be more to come (more stickers, pins, maybe prints). :3 halcyonunderground.com/collections/...

the power of the garlic butter lingers within me

i dont get how something like this even happens how do you so tremendously fuck up a climax like that??? at least henry cavil was actually fun to watch unlike mr i am the holy trinity superman

so the sky just turned fully blood red and you’re telling me they’re somehow not supposed to notice that?

MAYDAY MAYDAY PULL UP PULL UP HOLY SHIIIIIT

what the fuck is this SHIIIIIIIIIIT OH MY GOOOOOOOD IT NOSEDIVED SO HARD

yeahhhhh i see why people don’t like this movie

nope kal el no just made this the worst movie of all time

uh i’m kind of confused so far everything about this movie has been…. completely fine….? like there hasn’t been anything super bad

guilt???? why the fuck would he feel guilty?????????????? superman did that to himself???????????????????