This would have been disturbing if he or any other candidate had anything of value to say... they just wanted to jam with a celebrity!

If you knew Trump was about to die why wouldn't you just be like hey JD what's up, let's be friends. why would you leave cussing out a guy who's about to die... just sit tight for two seconds

They aren't ready for the Hyperborea Democrat

yessssss finally they're going to dissolve Congress (on the grounds that the people are too demanding and giving the congressmen trauma)

the world is about to see an alliance between wine moms and Agartha believers

I read this as Duane Reade and was like yeah I want to check in too

I don't get this like the meanest thing to happen to Trump would just be that everyone kind of forgets him and moves on

wait was this a reverse Charlie Kirk situation? Imagine being in the Situation Room and the president is calling TMZ

i would overthrow the government just to put Biden back in again just so we could see the woke wax museum. then obviously we would have to overthrow Biden for Trump or if he's not available the mysterious Barron

why would a high earner settle in Britain... unless they were a criminal pervert

I really hope Trump does not die in office because a LOT of people are going to lose the last 1 percent of their minds once JD Vance gets up there and starts talking about how demons are real

I bought these spices and they gave me a pack of Russiagate conspiracy theory spices

Therapy was a bad idea... no more therapy

imagine being American and going to jail for a war crime because you got busted by other Americans. you would have to just get killed in the prison right away because that's too embarrassing

i'm tired of the guillotine joke could you imagine being in america and trying to get someone in one of those things. you'd end up like the side of a grater

this would be a really grotesque scene (complimentary) but why would you want Benioff there? Are they friends, is this a thing where Benioff is his emotional backup?

I still think Trump and Biden should make love

It's sad to see, you can tell he's decompensating... he should have said retarded in the first term it would have been like juneteenth for dimes square types

Suspect elites were always like this but they used sealed letters and that invisible ink shit instead of emails so the people had to guess

there is a Michael Jackson biopic let Donald Trump and Brett Ratner cook

I wish he had stayed in so I could have cast my vote for the greatest American of all time

how was that even supposed to work he was calling Trump up to figure out how to remove his monitor? Bolsonaro NO

Saying it before but Trump is a hater because they tried to throw him in jail and take his beautiful buildings... Mamdani wasn't involved in that

I'm sorry but this is not a surprise, the only way you can be an elected official without having a family that owns some land or is part of the intellectual gentry is by working your way up the security state. workers have to work! they don't have the time or money

this is true but they don't want to piece the veil (Trump spiritually gay as hell)

yeah uh huh you are going to get the king to play by peasant rules... Likely

screaming at this Epstein story that sounds exactly like Crown of Mist: The Death of Princess Diana

there will NEVER be another

why is Trump so angry at The View all the time...

the sad thing is that this is probably true in that Trump was the only person with the sheer BPD power to have a friendship breakup with a guy he partied and trafficked with. Everyone else was Jeffy's friend til the end

wait Palantir works that well? Waaaah Thiel is a wizard

I'm sorry but like did he mean girls girls or women girls because if it's the latter what's the point. uh oh I heard Donald Trump likes sexy ladies, he will be very mad when we point that out

I need to know what the reply was, like if Epstein was like "no he is so disgusting! no pussy grabbing!" (the funniest part I've seen so far is Epstein grossed out by whatever Ken Starr told him was in Bill Clinton's trash can... YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE JEFFREY!)

Real heads know what THIS means

they just pick the ones who have elections furthest out so it looks like the entire party didn't puss out... this also gets voters trying to get "real Democrats" instead of doing the sensible thing and giving up

people are making fun of this but we are in the presence of the senile alchemist... yeah maybe there WERE royalties associated with Obamacare. I don't know

this makes me laugh because this would be the ultimate bad couple even if they were both gay as hell

Hamilton is about Donald Trump but I like that kids had fun with it

if John Podhoretz's mother was in the Heritage Foundation for 40 years she would have heard (and possibly promoted) anti-Semitic shit that would disgust Ye and Nick Fuentes. this is jealousy of Tucker Carlson

I would vote for the Nazi tattoo guy and Santos... it's a job for the freaks

I honestly feel like Aaron Rupar is the Saint Peter of Trump's administration... he spreads The Word

Tbh if you're that scared of ID at a mass protest it's already over

can't stop thinking about what if you were kept in a tunnel for 2 years and nobody told you what was going on and then they brought you out and the first thing you saw was Donald Trump doing the Crystal Castles pose with Ghislaine Maxwell and they told you that he rescued you

How are you that age and beefing with Red Scare Dasha... masochistic

Ok the Pritzker and Trump families have problems with each other stemming from the 80s when they were all involved in the hotel business, yet civilians must suffer 😢

Why does every single piece of political AI slop involve the most repulsive pictures of babies. I would live under 1000000 years of dictatorship if it meant I didn't have to see that shit

AI is ripping through the Boomer community like Ebola

this isn't as good as the North Carolina porn guy but it's close... that's crazy

remember peppy Trump... man nothing gold can stay