Trump managed to make himself a mythic being to at least half the American population, Prince Andrew is a uniquely annoying human being who seems to have never have done anything useful or appealing in his entire life

YES, Trump gets this treatment, this is the whole point of Trump coverage for a liberal audience

feeling a little sorry for Epstein imagine your bros being Donald Trump and Peter Mandelson the wages of evil i suppose

Feel a bit sorry for him, man has been racist as a job since he came of age, everyone knows, and now he can't even racist grandpa post against the other presidents

oh come on what did they expect? Like he was gonna be like "yeah I love to fuck kids. you got me"

People already get this, the biggest impediment is that illegal labor is cheap and no one wants to give it up

I'm sorry it cracks me up that Peter Mandelson just hung out with Epstein for the love of the game

why was his WIFE at the pedo party? lady what were you up to 👀

Oh great now they're going to pull over white people too

the minnesota operations aren't self defeating if your ultimate goal is increasing the number of deportations. these deportations are cruel but now the window has shifted from "well I dunno what to do about this" to "we can deport better"

You can't outvote a Nazi, that's the whole point of being a Nazi

GoFundMe really fucked society, the hustling is just too intense... also I thought this was the British guy and was like HE HAS FUCKING MONEY ALREADY

HUAC wasn't armed it was just this one drunk and Roy Cohn... although tbh even AIDS couldn't stop Roy on the spirit plane

Everyone loves Hitler because they didn't have time to get sick of his ass back when he was alive

they oppressed this poor woman for being Nicolas Maduro's Club Chalamet

this is so crazy if Venezuela was a state the governor would be Yusmyleydi Hitler Delgado and they would be a new form of Republican

If Rubio can succeed where 75 years worth of policy failed, he truly is the emperor of the Golden Circle

it's gross that AI "takes off clothes" but you know somebody is going to leak actual nudes of an actress and vile gooners will get mad that her body doesn't look like the AI version... entire generations only attracted to yassified bodies on a screen

This would have been disturbing if he or any other candidate had anything of value to say... they just wanted to jam with a celebrity!

If you knew Trump was about to die why wouldn't you just be like hey JD what's up, let's be friends. why would you leave cussing out a guy who's about to die... just sit tight for two seconds

They aren't ready for the Hyperborea Democrat

yessssss finally they're going to dissolve Congress (on the grounds that the people are too demanding and giving the congressmen trauma)

the world is about to see an alliance between wine moms and Agartha believers

I read this as Duane Reade and was like yeah I want to check in too

I don't get this like the meanest thing to happen to Trump would just be that everyone kind of forgets him and moves on

wait was this a reverse Charlie Kirk situation? Imagine being in the Situation Room and the president is calling TMZ

i would overthrow the government just to put Biden back in again just so we could see the woke wax museum. then obviously we would have to overthrow Biden for Trump or if he's not available the mysterious Barron

why would a high earner settle in Britain... unless they were a criminal pervert

I really hope Trump does not die in office because a LOT of people are going to lose the last 1 percent of their minds once JD Vance gets up there and starts talking about how demons are real

I bought these spices and they gave me a pack of Russiagate conspiracy theory spices

Therapy was a bad idea... no more therapy

imagine being American and going to jail for a war crime because you got busted by other Americans. you would have to just get killed in the prison right away because that's too embarrassing

i'm tired of the guillotine joke could you imagine being in america and trying to get someone in one of those things. you'd end up like the side of a grater

this would be a really grotesque scene (complimentary) but why would you want Benioff there? Are they friends, is this a thing where Benioff is his emotional backup?

I still think Trump and Biden should make love

It's sad to see, you can tell he's decompensating... he should have said retarded in the first term it would have been like juneteenth for dimes square types

Suspect elites were always like this but they used sealed letters and that invisible ink shit instead of emails so the people had to guess

there is a Michael Jackson biopic let Donald Trump and Brett Ratner cook

I wish he had stayed in so I could have cast my vote for the greatest American of all time

how was that even supposed to work he was calling Trump up to figure out how to remove his monitor? Bolsonaro NO

Saying it before but Trump is a hater because they tried to throw him in jail and take his beautiful buildings... Mamdani wasn't involved in that

I'm sorry but this is not a surprise, the only way you can be an elected official without having a family that owns some land or is part of the intellectual gentry is by working your way up the security state. workers have to work! they don't have the time or money

this is true but they don't want to piece the veil (Trump spiritually gay as hell)

yeah uh huh you are going to get the king to play by peasant rules... Likely

screaming at this Epstein story that sounds exactly like Crown of Mist: The Death of Princess Diana

there will NEVER be another

why is Trump so angry at The View all the time...

the sad thing is that this is probably true in that Trump was the only person with the sheer BPD power to have a friendship breakup with a guy he partied and trafficked with. Everyone else was Jeffy's friend til the end

wait Palantir works that well? Waaaah Thiel is a wizard