@bayareadata.press Are you not with Riff anymore? I'd fallen off reading your weekly articles, but I always checked the Christmas week one for new nonsense for my holiday playlist. I demand more Funky Funky Christmas!

It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza.

Hey @diceenvy.bsky.social, my "naughty" calendar had a duplicate d12 today when my wife's "nice" calendar had an equivalent d20. Did Krampus mess up?

@bayareadata.press Starbucks strike question: my buddy's birthday is today. Starbucks gives you a free drink on your birthday. Can he get his free drink? That hurts management and the workers still get paid - admittedly not enough, but net benefit to the worker.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

@questauthority.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you: youtube.com/shorts/TLlIA...

Athletics could well be playing as SAC next season...

Severus Snape-ass Irish lesson.

Thanks Duolingo, I think I've got that one.

@bayareadata.press Apparently they manufacture them out here?

Having just been introduced to the concept of splitting the G this year, I'm not yet an expert at it. Plus these are can pours, so not full pints. Practice, will, as they say, make perfect.

@atapper.bsky.social I took your profile picture.

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Is this your first time parodied on SNL? I don't recall seeing you in there before. youtu.be/Biii4l597G8?...

Why I am opening this box of Raisin Bran Crunch with my hands, like a fucking socialist?

Not drunk enough for this.

I will never understand how we got here.

@bayareadata.press Wanted to get your feeling on this post from the bird site.