better version deleted the old one, plus the is video cooler

pretty baby

hate when a rich family has a grand piano nobody plays, it personally offends me

the duality of woman

spiders are objectively beautiful creatures but the primal monkey minds gotta ruin everything huh

got the ate a snickers at 11:23pm grumbles 😔

thinking of going to school to be a manicurist but all the beauty schools near me are private now and i can’t get fafsa for them.

nvm

ahhh i feel better

My photos don't do them justice but @jemma.bzky.team made me the coolest bracelets! Love you girl!

Estrogen is powerful

hello ! from da backseat

GAY!

Estrogen is powerful

uhm… is this part of the update???? like why is pressing the reply button taking me to the post instead of just letting me reply like normal? that’s ass wtf

I DIDNT FUCK A PUMPKIN!!!! topping is fun but it’s not my first choice… now if the pumpkin could fuck ME, that’d be a different story

this year my costume is: girl (who DID NOT fuck a pumpkin)

…

SYKE

happy halloween !

hey guys i think estrogen works !!?

trans women at my door: trick or treat!!!! me: ohhhhh a bunch of dogs!!! isn't that really cute and original :) here you puppies go!!! [throws vials life saving medicine into their pumpkin candy bucket]

hey guys i think estrogen works !!?

idk if ur supposed to do this but i worked out at night and i feel great

where are my marty mcfly lesbians at?

jazz really is the type of music to make you go "oh yeah, baby!"

how long do yall think id last on survivor

bitches watch survivor for ten minutes with their mom and go “i could do that, i wanna do that”

lil cherry ear rings i just made

we call this a preemptive dox

am i crazy for literally considering “Ampersand” as my last name if it is, you can call me crazy, hi i’m crazy

where are my marty mcfly lesbians at?

pals

long hair, custom bike, handmade button down, hand made pants, vegan portland jemma is gonna be unstoppable, yall aren’t ready

recession indicator

i’m gonna say something and yall are gonna kill me, please resist the urge to kill me. i’ve never really cared much for halloween

i swear to god if i get another FUCKING walnut shell chip in my salad from these trader joe’s walnuts i’m going to murder a person

i looked :(

pacific tree frog i found :) this lil goober has been croaking in the front yard for like two weeks and i finally found it :)

the thought of like clicker training a dog* (*CANIS LUPUS FAMILIARIS) and it listening to me and being my pal and taking it on hikes and it not tugging or pulling on the leash is like drawing me in right now, i see too many untrained off leash kinda dog owners and i want to be the opposite of them.

i’m getting a sudden urge to get a dog

do all trans women have breeding kink? or does it just happen to coincidentally be every single one i’ve met so far

you can’t tell i long to be a handmade capsule wardrobe kinda lesbian cause when halloween comes around i’d rather think about what kind of grotesque/bizarre thing i can paper mache instead of what sexy outfit i could wear

i never have halloween costumes cause i’m exclusively a “make your own costume” bitch and never think about it early enough to have time to make something

i used to make my own whacky costumes when i was a kid and no one liked them ever and it soured me on it one year when i was a kid my costume was a to scale blue usps mailbox my dad and i made out of cardboard and paper mache and people would open their door and just see this

i’m gonna say something and yall are gonna kill me, please resist the urge to kill me. i’ve never really cared much for halloween