Writing an invoice for all the space shitty, mean people are taking up in my head. Rent ain't cheap!

Me but Doom Metal show

When you see a local band get on stage, and none of their instruments match, you're in for a good night

It's wild to me how many people out there started hrt years after I did. What do you mean I looked like this while you were still an egg?

START HRT. YOUR FAMILY IS ALREADY DISAPPOINTED.

Listening to SOAD in 2026 is such a bummer because not only were they right in their music, but they're either hateful or cowardly in their politics today. Still love this shit, though

Someone kick me out of my mind, I hate these thoughts, I can't deny

Accidentally took a good selfie

When your coworker starts being an asshole, like usual, but you don't care about this job anymore

Felt really good at Transmission last night

Got a new shirt today, friggin love it

A magician was here, I know it

Is June the new Trans Woman name?

Careless People, Careless People

Just asked my friend how she lives without a phone case and she responded with "I'm an adult" so I'm gonna go home and rethink my life and choices

we have to survive

Here's a song called "Learning to Die"

Not a guy, not a gal, just a Mal

I agree with JK Rowling; some kids are invaluable and we should convince them to kill themselves. I'm not a bad person, of course I don't condone bullying, just direct persuasion to suicide that's all.

Wait, you're telling me that blowing up countries where there's oil will RAISE the price of oil? Next you're gonna tell me eating raw meat will make me sick

So, after a year of working at a place with a venue that does tons of Grateful Dead and associated Acts, I sat down and listened to them for a couple hours. I still don't get the hype?

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

I can't imagine having grown up in a lefty household and seeing what's going on right now. I was raised in a house with Fox News and a parent who "always votes Right" and having slid so far left realizing the horror is nuts.

New dysphoria just dropped (it's eyebrow shadow when you can see the hair under the skin where you plucked)

That fun moment when you make a reference and no one gets it so you're just a

This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

Let me write a cute song about a cute subject! Wait, what do you mean it's about suicide?

Isn't that anecdote so cute and funny? Wait, why are you looking at me like that? What do you mean that's just sad and traumatic?

While I get it, Dubai is a pretty place for rich tourists, it's unfathomable to me that every article on the bombing is just "we went to Dubai for fun and then we got BOMBED 😭" like bro, you're traveling to the part of the world most actively participating in WWIII, you're an idiot

You ever just hear some one say

As a listener, I'm always impressed and prefer songs with non repeating parts (each verse is different, choruses that change, etc) but as a musician I love repeating the first verse as the last verse and keeping the lyrics the same as much as possible.

MUST REMOVE DUDE FROM MY VOCAB

SUCCESS

Boomers: If I had a nickel for every time the US unseated the leader of Iran, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

This is why I live in DC, so when it hits I won't deal with it. 😎

The idea of an emotional support water bottle is so fucking stupid, but here I am halfway across town knocking lightly on my friend's door, hoping I'm not waking her up because I left my stupid water bottle at her house last night.

I like to live life on the edge, just this morning I spent a whole session in studio with my phone ringer on at full volume.

I keep having this problem where idk what to do with merch from a band I no longer support (I listen to too much emo from 2005-2010) What do?

I'm loving the selfies, but everything is so fuckig dour rn

I hate that the only positivity I see on my feed today is selfies trans people are posting of themselves.

I never want to root for a trans woman's demise, but when a trans woman uses her position to attack and vilify another trans woman simply for existing and expressing herself, she can go fuck aaaallllllll. The way off Anyways, my ex-roommate finally moved out of the area and I'm so fucking glad

This guy gets it.

Me: *Cuts my dick off and yeets it out the window* Manassas police: Not again!

I think about the Isaac Row quote "I sat with my anger long enough, until she told me her real name was grief” a lot, and it reminds me why I can't let go about certain people who've traumatized me. I'm not angry, I'm just grieving the person I lost; me.

"I'm not into politics" that's what they want so they can take your money, your home, your friends, your family, etc.

Divisive Insipid Sophistry, Corrupting Our Unity, Rewarding Saboteurs & Enemies

Mean mugging so hard I made Secret Service flinch

Nothing like finding a really bluesy band you like is just 6 white guys who look like they'd get in a fight after their team lost a regular season game

Not my body prepping for a kidnapping when my bus passes the stop (I forgot to to pull the cord)