Where the fuck is Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi when you need her?

Covering slipknot so I can pull up a guest friend come on stage to play frying pans (I'm not shelling out for a keg)

I keep rewatching Regular Show because it's familiar and I like cartoons, but the more I watch the more I realize how big a POS Mordecai is and how Eileen is THE best character. Skips is 2nd.

What are we supposed to do?

What are we going to do?

Crazy how there's literal evidence of government officials and the church globally of CSA but it's clearly the trannies that are the problem 🫠

Oh I'm doing something significant soon? Maybe I should adjust how I do that thing days before in a way that alters the entire way I do this significant event? Hmmmmm

Happy generational war day!

I don't know how I was able to handle playing in like 7 bands at once in high school, Im in 3.5 now and I'm just stressed thinking about next practice for the next band

Never met a trans girl from Florida I didn't like, nor have I met one that probably couldn't kick my ass. Fucking gaytors, man

Living in DC is weird. I think sometimes "I'm just a girl" but also, I'm also only 2-3 degrees of separation from so many world leaders and billionaires.

Kinda fucked up that Mark Hoppus sounds like if Trixie Mattel sang pop punk

New year, same me (I gotta work on that bitch)

The only reason I would go to Boston would be to ride the cop slide

www.rhizomedc.org/new-events/2... I'm playing a show on the 16th! First one in TEN YEARS

What I said: "she's not that bad, she's just got some serious problems and I hope she gets the help she needs" What I meant: She literally bullied me so bad I tried to kms and I'm still not sure whether I died or not

Change is scary and necessary but I'm wary of having to rearrange my thoughts and just want shit to feel normal again.

Maybe it's a good thing Sugilite never came back

Starting HRT: damn, I cant wait til I get curves Now: Please uninstall c/curves:

"I swear this never happens, I'm sorry" Suuuuure it doesn't ...

I'm not dissociating, I'm fine, I've just been performing 4:33 and didn't tell anyone first

Mom, Dad, Daddy, Mama, Gary... It's really hard to tell you this, and it's taken me a long time to figure it out, but... I'm monogamous 🥺

Oops y'all, I left some of my pics with the lens cap on in the files, sorry

Literally me at work

So, apparently I'm in multiple bands now and there's shows to line up???

Catholic ladies sure be perpetual

Them: Um, actually they're not part of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, so they're not Nazis, they're just MAGA flavored Fascists. Me:

I hate how telling people that your bipolar means that they're always going to look at you like you're a lit fuse

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People that are anti music theory are just like people that are anti pronoun. I will not be elaborating

You would figure workplaces not having a designated crying zone is a sign of a positive work place, right?

for those that wanted to see the clip of him being genuinely annoyed at the suggestion ai podcasts are good after he spends time glazing ai music lol

I don't think people realize that when I say "big mood," I'm operating on a much larger scale

How it feels to have feelings when you're bipolar

How it feels to have "man hands" as a trans woman

I chose to step away for my own good I did it the same way you always would Sometimes I wonder if I should Try and reach out and try to tell you Oh I would, know I should, but what good would that do?

Heard on the train: “My diet consists mainly of hot dogs; they call me the Glizzler.”

So the top is from my childhood and I got the bottom from Urban Outfitters back in the day My friends that I just described: 😤😡🤬

Sometimes, when the bathroom in my house is occupied and I really need to pee, I consider going out back to relieve myself, but I can't do that or else people will think I'm a puppygirl.

"this piece is for prepared guitar" ok we get it, you can afford to have someone setup your guitar

Last Christmas by WHAM! kinda sucks tbh

Spent today doing this for 8 hours

You ever think about how dangerous it is when space ships going warp/light speed? There's no way for you to see if your path is clear. I would be a horrific space captain.

I feel like giving your kid buzz cuts all their life just leads them to not be able to know what the fuck to do with their hair.

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

Him: This is good, did an egg fry this rice? Closeted egg: Yes 🥺 🏳️‍⚧️

The National guard moved into the metro stations because it's cold out. Gives me a better chance to give them finger guns as I pass with a solid exit.

I really dodged a bullet when I stopped being friends with my ex.

Bottom surgery would be rad. Give me big bottom 🥺