Go Slovakia!

BREAKING: A national security official says Donald Trump is in a catch-22 where Iranians are threatening to release videos of him sexually assaulting children if he bombs them, and Israel is threatening the same if he doesn’t....

Everyone should proceed on the assumption that Donald J. Trump is proven to be a child rapist in the Epstein files. If that assumption were incorrect, Trump would have released all the files by now to prove his innocence.

Happy Tuesday! Time for #C64 #Russian class again! Today we tell a reverse Yakov Smirnov joke that really only works in English but WTH, you're going to learn some new Russian words today, like "независимо", meaning "regardless" - the translator's interpretation of "whether or not"

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian Class No. 73! Today Donald gets a strange call from the world of fiction. Seems the ruler of a mysterious country is interested in his "Board of Peace" because of what they think it really means. #1984 #orwell Note that your Russian brother is a "brat" lol

Hmmm

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian Class # 72! I thought of conjugating a verb today but instead we will just focus on a few examples of Нужно - to need. Stay safe! Увидимся на следующей неделе!

Meanwhile on Xitter

I got an idea for January 30. Let’s everybody put $1,000 worth of stuff in our Amazon Shopping carts … … then, at 6:00pm sharp — your time — we all delete the orders. A blue wave of cancellations, from coast to coast. 🌊

#c-64 #Russian Class #71 Happy Tuesday campers! Donald is once again out of distractions and Vladi isn't taking his calls. So he decides to repeat a previous distraction that worked well for him. Как насчет этих чертовых файлов Эпштейна, Пэм? How about those fucken #EpsteinFiles, Pam? #distraction

Sorry, Adrian.

Happy Tuesday! Счастливого вторника! Another supersize #C-64 #Russian class today where we are reminded why everything is turning to crap right now. Blackmail and hi-stakes geopolitics distilled into a screen and a half in two languages. Enjoy, stay safe, and CU Next Tuesday!

Clearly, screaming and yelling and reposting until you're blue in the face about the Epstein Files is not producing the Epstein Files. So one wonder, what do we need to do to force the issue? You know, with actual force?

lmfao

My fridge door. Ask me what it says or just use Translate on your phone

Hey @nhlflapanthers.bsky.social When you visited the White House, Did you give Trump the Stanley Cup?

This is how it's done

Looks like Grok's safeguards are on, although the claim that non-paid users can no longer generate pictures at all is falling flat.

Isn't it weird that "Johnny Stiff" and 47 have the same syllable structure? You could sing along and insert the other name and it would sound just as good, maybe even better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGK...

Happy Tuesday! It's #C-64 #Russian class time again! This week Vladi calls Donald to talk him into installing Grok on Government systems... DoD systems... financial systems... you get the picture. Can't imagine why. Спасибо Rick Wilson for the idea for this week's class!

100% this!!

On reading the news that Dilbert dill-hole Scott Adams had passed, I visited Dilbert.com for the first time in many years. No comics, just whiny racist bullshit. Yeah, rest in piss Scott. I loved Dilbert until I got to know the mind behind him.

Nighttime prayer: “Dear Lord, you've taken my favorite comedian, Rob Reiner, my favorite actor, Robert Redford, and my favorite musician, Bob Weir. I just wanted to let you know my favorite politician is Donald Trump.”

If only Hillary had called them that instead of "basket of deplorables" - let's see them wear THAT "badge of honor" lol

Still MAGA?

Grok admitted that it creates CSAM. Anyone on X can use it to create CSAM. So why are the US Government, major corporations, major sports leagues, major celebrities - and even some of my bsky friends and followers still using prolific CSAM site X as their main social medium?

The jurisprudence on democracy requires reform. Crimes against democracy - voter suppression, gerrymandering, etc - should be as serious as high treason. Politicians who commit crimes against democracy should receive penalties appropriate to that, including death, until democracy is restored.

Trump: "Cartels are running Mexico!" I believe him. He'd know; after all, organized crime is also running Amerika

SAY HER NAME. Renee Nicole Good, 1988-2026. Murdered on the orders of DHS secretary Kristi Noem. It's eye for an eye time. Noem for the electric chair, today. 80x50 ANSi.

The Conscience of a Hacker, also known as The Hacker Manifesto, turns 40 today! Written by Loyd "The Mentor" Blankenship, its spirit still resonates with hackers and makers everywhere. A cornerstone of hacker culture. phrack.org/issues/7/3 #HackThePlanet #HackerManifesto

This week Donald and Vladi are busy plundering other countries so we bring in a celebrity teacher, famous actor Samuel L. J.. He's got a few things to say in English, Russian, *and* motherfucker! Thanks for attending #C-64 #Russian class! We do this every Tuesday. Прощай, ублюдок!

Imagine Putin kidnapping Trump, giving a speech that he's going to "run Amerika", and installing Rosneft and Lukoil in Texas.

Thank you, Venezuela, for becoming the 51st state so we don't have to. Can't say you got an upgrade in leadership though.

AI may or may not take your job but it took Clippy's. Won't someone please think of poor Clippy?

Oh snap, did I forget to do something last year? Adiós <dies>

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

Happy Tuesday and Happy New Year / С Новым годом! Just another quick light bulb joke to help you understand Putin's heavy use of drone warfare in Ukraine, as the war approaches 4 years. #C64 #Russian class - we do this every Tuesday!

oh snap 😬

"Fock Kreesmas" -- Melania

According to the NORAD Santa tracker, Santa just visited Moscow. Nothing but coal for Vladi, Уголь для Влади! www.noradsanta.org/en/map

It's always been legal to say Merry Christmas, but some day it will be possible to say "Happy Holidays" or "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker" without getting cancelled! For now, at least, you can say MC or YKYMF in Russian. Happy Festivus! We have #C-64 #Russian class every Tuesday!