back in chicago with my kitties what more can a guy ask for

stopped on the train cuz the tracks are frozen 😀😛

this is the year of doing freak shit, im tired of pussying out

i got my glasses fixed for free today this is what america should be like

i need to step my pussy up. i need to step my cock and balls up. i need to step my butthole up.

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

broke my glasses on the last day of my trip smh

i love saying fuck my drag despite not doing drag

I’m a regular guy, i put my dick on one ball at a time just like everyone else

Two autistic bitches fucking each other call that trains4trains

awww it kinda sucks matthew lillard is in scream 7 ):

me when the in pillion:

my last night in a real bed until Train Bed for the next 48 hours

why does rick owens look like that

seeing pillion today im ready to cry and nut and cry again

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

i wish more restaurants had a single house made chocolate chip cookie as dessert

portland local replied to my tweet so i had to block him

trying not to get fomo not being in chicago rn but u bitches are making it hard

could portland be the chicago of the west?

every time i step outside and despite it being grey out i see green everywhere i think hmmmm should i move here 😂

i love u portland (just got so much weed for $80)

in my quietmaxxing era

tried to watch porn on the train and couldn’t because we’re in montana

missing my kitties already

if i have any mutuals in Portland lets get dinner! i’ll buy 😛

PORTLAND SOON PORTLAND SOON PORTLAND SOON

lgbtqia+ed too hard and now i can’t stop they/themming everyone

chicago driving challenge (IMPOSSIBLE MODE): don’t rubberneck

my favorite part of tonight was saying “nay m’lord nay” in unison with @czarmitch.bsky.social completely unplanned without even looking at each other

Photos and styling by the one and only Kenna Sharp 💕

lesbian sex is just sex to a guy like me

train tomorrow i am so excited to have my own little room to myself

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😵‍💫 you want to come to my wife’s market this weekend 😵‍💫 there’s a giveaway and a free event themed sticker and everything 😵‍💫 come hereeeee 😵‍💫 like comment subscribe idk how social media works i just want to see my wife smile 😵‍💫

Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄

ice water just hits soooo goooooood fuck………… i will never use AI

this bitch thinks she can steal my clown swag while not even being able to spell clown

chicago humiliation ritual: blocking the intersection in the loop

Being gay is an all year commitment

lost my debit card and ordered a new one but forgot i can’t get cash and im weedless and can’t buy weed because i can’t get cash 😭

As of today, it is now illegal to create sexual deepfakes of other people without their consent in the UK.

need to go back to my roots (watching this porn video titled fat elf gooning)

people keep saying really nice things to me just out of the blue without me asking them to and i’ve never experienced this

i can’t wait for school to start i’m frothing at the mouth to pick out my classes

i love the internet because what do u mean i can just talk to strangers like they’re my buddy

secret third thing 2 tickets are kind of hot and sexy rn ..... you should get in on this show before its too late!!

Lower wacker? I hardly know her!

recession indicator: mummy movie