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my streamer is talking about cock humiliation

obsession was so good she’s so me

going camping for a week to feel something

fuck my stupid chungus life

fucked up my interview because i’m a fucking idiot

"bpd"? no i said i have "cpd", cartoon personality disorder. i perceive my entire life like it is a 1950s looney tunes episode.

EVERYONE SAY “PLEASE HIRE AMBER, UNITED”

tearing through carls like it’s my fuckin job

crashing out over not being able to drive myself home from my back injection

made an amazing dinner with leftovers to last me a few days… can’t eat it… is this hell…

can’t eat garlic for 7 days should i die

cant sleep all i can think about is carl…

My dumb bitch wife just texted me something that requires a heartfelt response and Claude is down. Fuck my life

chat im so sad

we’re seeing levels of depression rivaling near-high school dropout me

feeling like those women on booktok who read ice planet barbarian but with dungeon crawler carl

i just think it’s really sinister that after five months i get my period when my life is in absolute shambles

hi so what does it mean when the beta blocker doesn’t work

can’t sleep all i can think about is my play and all of my past regrets

can’t figure out a plot to my play other than “they fall in love”

ever since a certain zine rejected me i’ve been so dissatisfied and hateful of my non-poetry writing

Happy 40th birthday to the talented Robert Pattinson.

spam posting on bluesky so you know it’s bad

having to be sober and being on my period is the most diabolical combo

when i am sad i like to tell my friends i love them

the grief is never ending and i am just so tired

the baphomet bag is out but for some reason the general public thinks they can interact with me because of it

day two of my forced tbreak somebody shoot me already

just heard someone listening to poppy riding down the street on a bike i love being gay

not having a mom on mother’s day feels like this

writing cry for help poetry then showing it to no one

does anyone want to hit me over the head and drag my limp body into the woods. it kinda sounds relaxing

reading over my poetry from the past five months and it’s almost like i’m a writer or something

calling my fans “fatties” to inspire everyone to get more fatter

rick moranis and annie pots in the ghostbusters franchise are the two wolves inside of me

me to myself when i open canva:

andersonville is becoming gay guy central and i’m gonna have to ask them to either fatten up and become bears or LEAVE

my life is falling apart (:

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i’m seeing who’s all going to decibel and i am taking notes… just for future reference… dont worry about it

i need a late night friend who will read my wips immediately and tell me their thoughts

my streamer said watching a twitch stream is like being cucked

writing a play and already i hate it and it’s my worst enemy

creating a chaser 4 chaser dating app that pairs them randomly so they can each try to convince the other one to transition

*takes a drag of my ciggerette* I used to have blue hair and pronouns...Now I have two toned hair and nothing.