this whole spotify thing is pissing me off so bad i need to go touch grass

more like spotify crapped

am i the too woke friend for judging u for posting ur spotify wrapped? maybe so

had horrible dead mom nightmares where i was finding her dead in my childhood home wow i love grief

asked her on a date (finally) and she said yes

grief is getting boring they should make a different feeling

every few weeks i’m like i’m over this crush and then she comes back up and im kicking my feet and giggling

sorry I went through your dog door and rearranged your furniture

fuck my stupid sussy baka chungus life

am i still sexy and mysterious if i crash out for no reason

feeling very sorry for myself very frustrated with myself

i hate my stupid sussy baka life

today me and a friend were jumpscared by two parked ones and he immediately yelled “just die!” at them

my first ever friendsgiving was so beautiful i love being a trans lesbian in chicago illinois

messy eaters be like omg i’m crumbing

making edibles hehehe

I can't wait to beat the shit out of one of the sidewalk delivery robots the first time I catch one of them when I'm out wearing a balaclava. I'm going to kidnap and torture it in my living room

i love being on the ace spectrum and confusing everybody when i get railed at the cruising party 😏

the sluts party discourse is so amusing to me im chuckling at work

my friend of many years has cancer and it would mean a great deal to me if you helped him out

WHERE BE THE BIG DOG

what mental illness is when u personify everything

got so sad i got dizzy

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Sometimes I’ll get my ass kicked on chess.com so badly that I have to block my opponent so I never encounter them ever again

curtain curtain

great week

celebrated the nyc election and now people think i’m a woke liberal should i kill myself

we’re grownups if i swipe on u and i know u, it’s not friendly, i wont u

Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused

ready for these nyc elections to be done so i can stop getting racist white women calling about our endorsement

feeling like shit i hate living

i got my period on top of food poisoning 😀

god is punishing me i cannot feel my ass it is so numb i live in the bathroom

watching scanners all giddy because i think it’s so funny

any time i cough or sneeze cuddles meows at me like she’s telling me to shut up

my scary costume today is wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

great way to end the month

you’re the weirdest person I’ve ever met. just straight up peculiar (flirting)

i’m gonna say it: queer people are pissing me off about whining about wanting non-sex centered events/things to do and then not showing up unless it’s sex/dating related

flopped hard tonight idk if i can brush this one off

i’m obsessed with this male pornstar like i want to be him he’s like gender envy for me

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bears wearing shorts in the fall warms my heart

my upstairs neighbor has taken to blasting music every night and it’s not even good

i just want a little gimp to come home to is that too much to ask

starting to get that hermit itch (in a bad way)(where i completely isolate)

if ur still using spotify im gonna be lookin at u funny