The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

the chances of getting attacked by a panda are low, but not zero.

His attempt to be Trump’s bluntest tool Might create an unwitting new rule. Comer opened the door To call Trump to the floor To get grilled, fill his diaper, and drool. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/u...

Perhaps that’s why he wants to obscure What he’s making the Clintons endure. If his ham-fisted fight Risked the glare of the light, Even MAGA his lies might abjure. newrepublic.com/post/206253/...

Now post-Hunter, James Comer’s approach Has continued beneath mere reproach. Hypocritical claims And nefarious aims Both prevent a more meaningful broach. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

And this moron then took his bad look Into writing an even worse book. His ridiculous stint Even dumber in print, Holding all of the lies he could cook. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/j...

Comer’s generally first from the blocks To sprint over to babble on Fox. Even Doocey the twit Knows the guy’s full of shit When he preens on the idiot box. www.wonkette.com/p/james-come...

If he wanted to get to the truth, He’s be up for awards as worst sleuth. But the game Comer’s playing Is dodging and braying— Distraction from folks most uncouth. www.salon.com/2024/01/24/c...

Perhaps James’ moral failing’s a clue Why his character judgment’s askew. But the folks he believes Are known brigands and thieves— Weak support for the lies Repubs spew. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

Running oversight, one might expect He’d have ethics that all can respect. So his dancing with fraud Isn’t much to applaud— Though it fits with his GOP sect. www.milwaukeeindependent.com/newswire/con...

Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the remarkably dumb James Comer. In Kentucky, the standard is set By a dumbass they’d love to forget. Comer sets the bar low For what congressmen know, And then lies with no whiff of regret.

As I figure out what among the perpetual fresh onslaught of horrible people and topics in the MAGA hellscape will get the #FridayLimericks treatment this week, a reminder that you can get all of last year’s selections for posterity here. a.co/d/0dAiXMJB

McGowan: There's three people mentioned most in the Epstein files: Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald Trump. But we're deposing Hillary Clinton?

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We are watching a corrupt, lawless GOP make a mockery of the democracy we want to believe we have. Unless we demand accountability, both through our votes and from those for whom we are voting, that will never change. It’s time to elect people who will represent all of us. (2/2)

The big questions voters need to answer going into the midterms: are we the most powerful nation in the world, or the one nation in the world too weak to hold the powerful to account? Do the seats for which we vote belong to a party or to the voters? (1/2) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

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A gender marker that aligns with a person’s identity on a state ID hurts no one. Forcing one that does not—and requiring the cost and stigma of obtaining a replacement—does hurt some people. It’s unconstitutional scapegoating designed to hurt people. (2/2) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Kansas has passed a law (over the governor’s veto) that invalidates trans drivers licenses, effective immediately, imposing criminal penalties for holding a license that was legal when obtained. That seems a straightforwardly unconstitutional ex post facto law. (1/2)

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Tax billionaires out of existence.

To echo the sentiments of G.K. Chesterton, fairy tales do not tell children that monsters exist — because they know that already. But rather more importantly, fairy tales tell them (and us) that the monster can be killed. And such stories must never ever go out of fashion.

It is not the job for women to make excuses for ill behaved men. I’m glad she said it.

"Now I have to sit in front of you and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility." She's wise beyond her years.

🇺🇸 🏒 Captain hilary knight : “The joke was distasteful & unfortunate— Now I have to sit in front of you and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility… It’s a great teaching point to really shine light on how women should be championed for their amazing feats.”

30 years. This video should be on every network.

James Comer wants transparency! Just not the kind that includes the current president or lets the public see anything beyond curated GOP talking points. newrepublic.com/post/206253/...

damn, Trump's surgeon general nominee Casey Means is a transparent bullshitter even by the standards of the regime. Watch how she's tries to blame Chris Murphy's staffers for the fact he has her dead to rights on being dishonest and corrupt.

The DOJ under Pam Bondi has been neither competent nor honest. Balancing the interests of national security and press freedom isn’t easy, but having a government so virulently opposed to our foundational freedoms makes the problem much harder. (2/2) www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

In the Hannah Natanson opinion today, the court carefully weighed national security interests against First Amendment interests. But the jarring part is the court’s acknowledgment that this DOJ cannot be trusted because its interests are directly opposed to 1A freedoms. (1/2)

Abolish ICE AND CBP

He is saying what Mike Johnson believes but won’t say. The Republican majority is more important to them than disavowing a sexual predator boss causing the suicide of staffer.

Blue cities/states need to cut off federal funding.

Dr Oz, with Vance standing behind him, announces that "we're going to for the first time take a massive action to defer funds to a state," then details they are defending $259m of funding for Medicaid programs in Minnesota that take care of pregnant women, seniors, and people with disabilities

JD Vance: "We're announcing today that we have decided to temporarily halt certain amounts of Medicaid funding that is going to the state of Minnesota in order to ensure that the state of Minnesota takes its obligations seriously to be good stewards of the American people's tax money."

They’re not pausing Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud. This is retribution.

Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment -- prosthesis, orthotics -- supplies across the board."

Riley Gains: "My husband is a legal immigrant.. I'd describe him as more American than a lot of Americans who are citizens... He respects ICE." BTC: "Who are you to say that somebody is more or less American because of their adherence to certain political issues? Isn't that inherently un-American?"

NPR: The DOJ has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that Trump sexually abused a minor. It also removed some documents from the public database where accusations against Jeffrey Epstein also mention Trump. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed

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🚨 WOW — REPUBLICAN Rep. @RepThomasMassie just completely exposed the push to protect foreign pesticide corporations from lawsuits by sick farmers 🧑‍🌾 being carried here in Tennessee by ex-ag sub chair @rustygrills (and @TNFarmBureau) It has stalled for now. But… yikes, Rusty.

She was promised a job and is offended that anyone would dare question how crazy she is. The entitlement of these weirdos is off the charts.

KIM: Keeping professional licensure and certification is mandatory MEANS: I do have a medical license right now. It's voluntarily placed on inactive status K: is yours up to date? M: I have a medical license that's unexpired right now K: Are you going to deprioritize having active licenses?

This administration is determined to get our personal and sensitive information Getting voter rolls from states is difficult so I assume this admin is going to try another way to acquire our info. BANKS . #LiveBlue #ResistanceUnited #ONEV1 www.cnn.com/2026/02/24/b...

Americs does not need another unqualified bitch in charge. There are many,many qualified men and women, but Trump choses substandard and wacky, every damned time.

someone needs to ask her about the current “side effects” of having pregnancy complications in a red state

How long before they remove the warning label from cigarette packs?

You'd think the barrel of stupidly incompetent would be about empty by now, no?