it is squishy. and a great pillow so i've been told.

i got new jeans today and not only are they comfy, my butt looks great in them.

i agree to do social things and then am surprised i'm exhausted afterwards. i will never learn this lesson.

Absolute love-hate relationship with being flustered. What do you mean I am unable to hold eye contact and start stuttering but it also makes me feel warm and giddy?? Perish

just a little tummy then

i should've listened to miss roan and not had a date tonight. managed to insult me within 15 mins. god i hate negging. anyway going home to snuggle up and watch doctor who. capaldi is all i need.

in such a pet mood. want to be cuddled and want head pats and you braiding my hair. on your lap while you feel me up. feeding me treats to nibble on. falling asleep as i'm so comfy and safe. 😡 why is this not happening right now

instead of chastity. a thong or other underwear that you are not allowed to touch or reach underneath. knowing that the only thing in the way is your commitment to obedience. and you will obey.

advice to straight men from lesbians in an article titled "heterosexual outreach" by nancy ford, published in "dimensions" may 1995

well i tried to upload a pic then bluesky broke. now you don't get to see my tummy 😡

If the rebecca black song happened today the producer would have def used AI to write the lyrics and we would have been deprived of the lines "fun, fun, fun, fun" and "Fun, fun, think about fun"

sunny day. went to bakery for lunch ☺️

i need to stop edging it just makes me desperate all day

and i take pics after because i'm all excited 😖

it sounds like a great idea to stay up late reading erotica again.

thinking,, about this

i could lay down and nap in the sunshine all day ☺️

honestly social media sites having 100% uptime is kind of a bad thing for me lol i think bluesky SHOULD stop working randomly with no warning sometimes

i long to be brave, i long to belong

hayfever more like hatefever on account of my feelings on it

sleepy boy means brain is mush. it's only horny up there at the moment.

arms too short, must say please 🍎 bonk!

i wasn't using it but it is such unserious site things that access to the Quiet Posters feed, which is part of the functionality the site has advertised on official accounts just broke for 300k people because it runs out of the tech advisor's personal account and he's a thin skinned AI baby

getting naked for photos is tough work. it's cold 😖 at least i'm hot

creative process

but if i get out of bed, i'll no longer be comfy 😡 also i won't be able to touch myself. that too.

i was too focused on my little bedtime puzzles that my tea got cold. man's hubris strikes again.

accidentally made myself no longer horny because there were too many historical inaccuracies in the erotica i was reading and got too frustrated and pulled out of it.

my feed is just the new tomodachi and i love it.

Yearn

(Almost) Daily Oshawott 1193 #pokemon

:P

my job is laptop but I don't fully understand laptop so my daily life is full of small mysteries and this keeps me beautifully naive as like a foal

my level of cooking is making something that looks like a microwave meal, but tastes like a surprisingly decent microwave meal. progress!

i'm sick but it's actually good. it's taken away my voice so i can't work today. and other than that i'm just sleepy. and brain a little mush. so i'm going back to bed.

There's a whole genre of kink art that's like

crazy how i'm grumpy, then eat dinner and magically. i'm no longer grumpy. one day science will solve this mystery.

attention and praise is the currency i accept interest is paid off with hot choccy

don’t let all the studying and work I do fool you, I am just a dumb pet if you say the right words. every thought leaves my head.

i'm not a very good brat and one of the reasons is. i try and be intimidating and defiant. and end up looking like the grumpy pingu. you can't take me seriously when i'm just

Endless cycle

humping is masturbation for pets and toys. don't need any pesky hands getting in the way. just use the pillow.

this probably pisses people off but it's okay because im a whimsical little angel boy and everyone love me

happy saturdayyyy :))

i am now excited and overtired. but. i got a butt pic i don't hate.

i took a good picture again. we're winning the war against the camera lads.

i'm so adorable that i deserve rewards just for that pamper your pretty little pets 🥰

me before an MRI