Tesco can fuck off with their little tokens to vote for which local good cause will be funded. You made several billions of profit last year, just give all three the money you bastards.

📊 Ref lead of 4pts Westminster voting intention REF: 23% (-2) LAB: 19% (+2) GRN: 18% (-1) CON: 17% (-) LDEM: 13% (-1) via @YouGov, 22 - 23 Mar Chgs. w/ 16 Mar britainelects.com

Keir Starmer's 'Love Actually' moment after insults from Trump. “A lot of what is said or done is undoubtedly to put pressure on me. I understand what is going on. “But I am not going to waver on this. I am the British PM and my job is to be absolutely focused on the national interest."

Is the war over then or do we wait until someone not mad tells us?

The racists are very confused today. They don’t know whether to attack all Muslims as they think likely they set fire to 4 ambulances or to shout “WHY DO WE HAVE JEWISH AMBULANCES”. They’re very confused bless em.

Hate to inform all the right wing nut jobs currently shouting that Cadbury’s hasn’t written EASTER in huge letters all over their eggs enough - I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t eat Easter eggs.🐣

Laura Kuensberg reporting the IDF line that missiles from Iran could hit us - as fact. Steve Reed says not true. It’s obvious that Israel is trying to turn public opinion here in order to drag us into this war. Hold. The. Line.

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did on J6 🩸🩸🩸 THIS IS WHAT AN INSURRECTION LOOKS LIKE ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Just a flavour of the comments on a local article about Nick Timothy’s comments. There’s loads of comments. Vast majority like this. Depressing

Here’s a photo of Christians praying publicly on the square in my town. This is Nick Timothy’s constituency. Is he worried about these Christians praying publicly? Or are these religious folk ok for some reason…… 🤔

First Matt Hancock then Nick Timothy do I win the “worst run of MPs” award?

Nick Timothy wants to ban religion? Or is he just talking about 1 particular religion?

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Good to meet with Prime Minister Keir Starmer, today. Canada and the UK are working more closely together in defence, and deepening our economic relationship to create more certainty, security, and prosperity.

Again?

This upset some people 🤷🏼‍♀️ ok

I've just had an amazing idea

The Mandelson appointment was met with approval on all sides. Based on him being a Trump whisperer. So all those people questioning Starmer's judgement need to question everyone else's too

Why is it called the Straight of Harmuz when it’s clearly a massive curve? 🤷🏼‍♀️

A military investigation has now found the US responsible for killing 175 at a school, mostly girls. Israel is accused of genocide, illegal settlements in the West Bank and the displacement of 700k and killings in Lebanon. Why is this not covered enough? These injustices will continue to divide us.

Nick Thomas-Symonds drew the short straw today then didn’t he.

Utterly baffling briefing just now with Kemi Badenoch’s spokesman in which he repeatedly insists that “we’re in the war” with Iran and that she supports it, while simultaneously denying she ever said she wants to join the war she thinks we're already in

Badenoch said if she was prime minister HMS Dragon would have left a week ago. Presumably with its doors hanging off and with no weapons onboard.

Badenoch is absolutely hopeless today. All over the place and should apologise to the armed forces for her “hanging around” comment. Starmer fired up today #PMQs

The TACO moment approaches.

Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 29% (-2) LAB: 21% (+2) CON: 18% (-2) GRN: 12% (=) LDM: 10% (-2) Via @survation.bsky.social, 5 Mar. Changes w/ 28-28 Jan.

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📊 Ref lead of 8pts Westminster voting intention REF: 29% (-1) LAB: 21% (+3) CON: 16% (-2) GRN: 14% (+1) LDEM: 10% (-2) via @OpiniumResearch, 04 - 06 Mar Chgs. w/ 27 Feb britainelects.com

If you saw this last night you’ll know #awks 🫣😆

There’s one that features SpongeBob. So there’s that.

If you’re only over here and you never pop back to X you won’t have seen the staggering videos the White House are putting out about the war. I’d describe them but you wouldn’t believe me 😳

Exclusive: US military investigators believe it is likely that US forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on February 28 but have not yet reached a final conclusion or completed their investigation reut.rs/40b19JN

This will upset the “we’re not defending our bases” people

I thought this was parody

That’ll upset the “everyone hates Labour” crowd.

Finally

“Hanging on to Mr Trumps latest words is NOT the special relationship” - Starmer. Spot on.

General Kemi doesn’t care she wants WAR! #pmqs

Badenoch's tone feels a bit misjudged for the situation. A bit partisan given there are huge numbers of Britons caught in a war zone. After Starmer sets out the latest evacuation plans, Badenoch says he has not answered her question.

Got to say, this is both an unedifying and an unimpressive performance from Kemi Badenoch at PMQs today. She's trying to pressure on Iran but it feels like she's entirely ignoring the answers to stick to a bizarre script. And giving Starmer free hits in the process.

After four days of hesitating, the president of France has joined the prime minister of Spain in saying that the 🇺🇸🇮🇱 attack on Iran is a violation of international law. But they are still the only 2 EU leaders to have done so. Will others join?

I agree with this guy

Welcome to the party Macron. Pull up a chair. Join us in the naughty corner against Trump. www.politico.eu/article/us-s...

Given that more Brits oppose strikes on Iran than support them, it is possible that Trump is in fact helping Keir Starmer’s standing with the public. The more Starmer resists Trump’s demands, the more principled he appears, in line with British views on the war.

This is the “special relationship” America need to care more about #EpsteinFiles

We’re all focussing on the Winston Churchill bit and forgetting the bit where he said he didn’t need to ask permission to use bases they’d just fly in and use them. Who’s going to stop them? The guy is completely deranged.