Hear me out: SHARKOIN

Lol my house, where I live every day, is 20 minutes from the closest grocery store

Watched Hocus Pocus with 8 and 5 and wow do they talk about virginity a LOT in that movie

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT is unironically one of the best popular narratives about the way privatization of public services destroys local community

Aaaaaaand is 70 degrees out

I have lemon garlic chicken going in the crockpot and all I wanna do is stand here and smell it

Quickly adding "podcast guest" to my resumé www.monroegazette.com/p/new-yorker...

Really, really wish the people across the street would keep their dogs on their own property. I've had to call animal control 3 times in like 2 months because of it. And I love dogs! Just don't want random ones on my back porch and crapping in my yard

"By the time a ticket is finally scanned at the turnstile on matchday, it may have been bought, flipped and resold three or four times, every trade skimming another cut into Fifa’s coffers"

49 degrees inside the house, heat is on

One time I stood in line behind Tish James at the Dunkin in the NYS Capitol

"Research shows wildfires are 4x more likely in areas w/roads than in roadless forests...and >90% of wildfires occur within 1/2 mile of a road. Even USFS's own research undercuts the argument that repealing the roadless rule would have a positive effect on fire mgmt."🌍 www.sacbee.com/opinion/op-e...

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

Whatever's down there must be terrifying

It is mind blowing how much of the Revolutionary War took place in upstate New York!

When I worked for the government there was a website that told you my name, title, department, office location and salary. The government ran the site for public information

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

Timeline cleanse

I know this is a stupid thing to complain about but the weather has been soooooooo nice that I have completely and utterly neglected my inside chores for weeks

Kids and I slept in the tent last night because it's like summertime temps. Now 5 is feeding me Belvita crackers while singing nursery rhymes and the birds sing

Not a bad place to watch a movie

I've lowered the price of these tickets to below face. Gonna be an incredible show, super sad I can't go but my loss is your gain

I hate to admit how often I say/think "the box, the box!!"

Jumping in to say Sierra Hull is fantastic! Somebody buy these!

I've lowered the price of these tickets to below face. Gonna be an incredible show, super sad I can't go but my loss is your gain

Aww this is sad. She is in the same realm as Steve Irwin for me, broadened my horizons and curiosity and I'm sure she did the same for countless others as well

Conversation between 5 and I Me: want me to get your clothes out for tomorrow or do you want to? 5: you can, but NO PHISH SHIRTS. Me: but how will everyone know how cool you are if you don't have a Phish shirt on? 5: Not everything is about you Daddy 🙄

Due to a series of events beyond my control I sadly have to sell my tickets for Sierra Hull and John Craigie for Friday night in Stowe, VT. Great seats, front row of the mezzanine. Selling essentially for face my.stubhub.com/listings?isM...

Due to a series of events beyond my control I sadly have to sell my tickets for Sierra Hull and John Craigie for Friday night in Stowe, VT. Great seats, front row of the mezzanine. Selling essentially for face my.stubhub.com/listings?isM...

US DOE leadership asked Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy staff not to say "climate change," "emissions," "decarbonization," "dirty," "clean," "green," "sustainable," "energy transition," etc. Scoop I'd like to see: Is AI being used to censor or defund projects/proposals that use these words?

Take your pick

Welp, I should probably figure out who Bad Bunny is

HOLY CRAP BEARS

What exactly makes a truck "New England" edition? Like it comes with rust already? Free snow brush included?

Love being added to a Facebook group chat with a dozen people and getting a thousand notifications in an hour. Just love it.

They used AI to evaluate climate change impacts

Went on 5's kindergarten field trip yesterday with ~50 kids and ~30 parents and realized when I got home that my pants had a 5" hole in the crotch

They just called back so I answered and was immediately hung up on 🤷‍♂️

Honest Malort reactions

That's gonna be a no from me dawg

Warming waters are shifting the diversity of American river fish www.npr.org/2025/09/24/n... 🧪🌎🦑🐠

Amazing! variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I was trying to check out the cool hip band Geese and accidentally listened to several minutes of the amiable jam band Goose instead and I was like damn I am way out of touch with the trends. It’s amazing how many ways you can become your father all at once.

I remember watching Casablanca for the first time and thinking "ooooohhhh that's where that line is from????" every 5 minutes

I'm torn because Cousin Eddy said that squirrel is high in cholesterol

If you see this, post a concert picture you took

Had the kids make get well cards for one of our friends and they know we go see Phish together so 8 added this to the back of the card 🥰

This is ridiculous. Bad for students, bad for NY, bad for the Adirondacks

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall Tucker Band