Why haven't these statements been headline news everywhere?

I can’t believe Nolan wrote Odysseus saying, “HOW ABOUT THEM OLIVES” to Polyphemus

Good lord, is anyone on a rewatch of Schitt's Creek? What a hilarious, groundbreaking, heartbreaking show. Say what you will about Heated Rivalry, but SC was also lightning in a bottle.

Some CTV morning show producer thought it would be good to have a segment asking the question, "Has AI become more creative than humans?", which I answered by smashing the power button right after telling my TV to go fuck itself.

So many performers have pulled themselves from the Kennedy Center lineup that Trump is just going to shut it down for 2 years. 🤣😄😂😅🤣😄😂😅

Amazing that The Grammys get 3.5 hours of prime time on CBS when it's incredibly boring and also features a bunch of celebrities who seem cool with appearing on a state-run network. Chappell Roan, Bieber, etc...what the fuck are you doing?

Is there a thing where the live GRAMMYS can't feature hard rock bands?

Said Heritage Minutes commercial. Al Waxman dubbed me Glasses Kid. youtu.be/QNKpK_InQHQ?...

I can't imagine the huge number who must be doing a Schitt's Creek rewatch this weekend.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

No shit.

The most Canadian thing I have ever done was to be in a Canadian Heritage Minute commercial about Marshall McLuhan, directed by King Of Kensington Al Waxman, and featuring Cedric Smith of Road To Avonlea and X-Men fame. Oh, and it was filmed at UofT. I was awful, but feel weirdly proud of it.

Now is NOT the time to be losing funny, delightful, and kind people!

If nobody puts it down ON THE RECORD anywhere, then the monsters win totally. It must be some place on the record, because otherwise they can get by with anything. ~Martha #Gellhorn, an ardent anti-fascist

I watched her obsessively on SCTV of course, but fell in love with her in Beetlejuice. She was so hilariously manic that she glowed from the inside. So sad. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

OH NO! Catherine O'Hara! 😢

Season 2 of THE PITT is a lot like ER in that it seems to be pacing for a 22-episode season.

This FBI raid in Georgia is incredibly alarming. If ICE invasions haven't convinced the average person that Trump is looking to steal the mid-terms, the GA stuff is him saying, "They stole it from me in 2020, so I am stealing it back."

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I seem to be in a bit of a minority among Trekkies, but I thought Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S3 was an enormously entertaining diversion from all the heinous irl awfulness far more worthy of contempt.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I'm considering selling all of my furniture because Roomba just keeps bumping around passive-agressively like a mindless automaton and it's making me feel sad quite frankly.

We’re basically watching a civil war, but you still have to pay rent, walk your dog, care for your kids, heal your broken heart, go to your appointments, send those emails, and all of it just keeps going. The personal victories and failures still exist, while our government executes people.

Wow, this armed fool is drunk off his ass while doing his cosplay thing.

He's gearing up, folks.

Yep, CBS Face The Nation both-sides-ing what very clearly happened during ICE's murder of Pretti.

"Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact." -Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, the 37 year old nurse who ICE fatally shot in Minneapolis today

Saturday morning, January 24, another ICE murder in broad daylight in Minneapolis. www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...

The irony of everyone fawning over how Mark Carney is 'standing up' for Canada is that he is simultaneously eroding the few institutions that actually distinguish the Canadian state from the US, and those which theoretically could be used to shield Canadians from the disaster area to the south.

Improve a game title by adding "The Hedgehog" at the end Leisure Suit Larry The Hedgehog

The biggest challenge Canadians face right now involves the utter disconnect between Carney’s rhetoric and his actual policies. It makes it so difficult to even begin a debate about what actually standing up to the US would look like.

MINNESOTA VERSION OF COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

JFC -20 C, -30 C windchill right now. Not enough shelter beds in town.

Wait...what? There's an opera based on Chabon's The Amazing Adventures Of Kavalier & Clay? Colour me intrigued.

A bookend to Mark Carney's WEF address. This call is coming from inside the house.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How embarrassing to keep showing the world your ass over and over again.

FUCK YOOOOOOOU!

OK..."mechanical issue." 🤞 🤞

Carney coming out pretty strong in his WEF Davos address. Necessary, though I'm not sure revolutionary garb hangs well enough on him.

We mainly laughed, albeit nervously, at earlier 51st state comments. Surely he isn't serious, we said. The context is now more grave. They are literally telling the EU to be quiet & let Greenland happen. If Carney wants voters to remain confident, there has to be far more than backroom economics.

Today's Globe headline. 🇨🇦

I'm sure it's obvious why this is the creepiest thing you will hear all day.

This should chill every American to the bone, that this man wants to drag everyone to war with ALLIES to sooth his ego.

BREAKING: No duh.

The absolute accuracy of this.

I just signed a petition demanding the federal government Ban X/Twitter in Canada. Join me in signing here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

@mark-carney.bsky.social Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Danny Elfman behind the drum kit with A$AP Rocky!

LOL'd at #SNL's Heated Wizardry bit, which means "Dobie is a horny elf" may be the last sentence I hear today.

The whole cast of THE RIP was really good, but it was great to see Teyana Taylor again, so soon after ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. That woman has screen-chewing swagger.