you're not supposed to have a shot this good in your first movie #filmsky #moviesky #tarkovskysky

This one is crazy because its like a movie made by aliens in a world where even baseline feminism never existed #filmsky #moviesky #supergirlsky

Pulling all of my money out of the market and putting it in the Bart Bank

i like it when joe dante tips past disdain for filmmaking to outright hostility. also another movie in the 'wendy schaal playing francine smith before francine smith existed' canon #filmsky #moviesky #gremlinsky

i'm actually fine with movies looking like this. we didn't really need to progress past this point #filmsky #moviesky #1984sky

The humble chap #catsky #fatsky #humblesky

Watching the #backtothefuture musical at #pdx on broadway and I only just now noticed that the character of George McFly is basically just a less successful Robert Crumb

Is this the best Jared Leto performance of all time? Its a pretty short list of this, him doing the Super Mario voice in House of Gucci and him getting axed to death in American Psycho but I'd still give it the edge #filmsky #moviesky #letosky

this is what every conservative thinks college is like

Extremely Russian moment in this when a diehard communist is fighting in WWII, runs into the guy who used to torture him in a soviet gulag before the war, vows to kill him when no one is watching, only someone else does it first so he shrugs and decides God took care of it for him

i've been trying to watch the show tales from the loop and it has the same affect as throwing on an episode of the twilight zone and then immediately taking a bunch of benadryl #tvsky #scifisky #sleepaidsky

feat. a super rare 'tom cruise before he got veneers' #filmsky #moviesky #vanillasky

Do you think Hideo Kojima has ever heard Jeffrey Lewis' Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song

There's like four minutes of this movie that makes you think you're getting Apocalypse Now With Dragons, the coolest idea teenage me could even conceive of, but unfortunately the other 98 minutes is a real slog #filmsky #moviesky #thatnapalmscenebutitsdragons

Finally saw the Death of Dick Long and between that and Babylon I'm starting to think @vincemancini.bsky.social's film of the year is solely based on whether or not a horse's bodily fluids are involved

bring back the death penalty but for just this household

Inside of you there are two billies

I don't blame Milla for this one. I blame Luc Besson and the French in general #filmsky #moviesky #millasky #frenchsky

There's an air show near me this weekend and every time one of their dumbass fighter jets does a flyby over my house this quote flashes unbidden to my mind

going through a little bit of a 'noir: 😐 noir, japan: 😀' phase on tubi right now #filmsky #moviesky #tubisky #noirsky

Its weird that Edward Norton's leper king just became a class in Darkest Dungeon. Like that's a very specific guy, maybe the coolest guy in the movie, but why are there multiple of him in your roguelike dungeon-crawler #filmsky #moviesky #gamesky #edwardnortonsky

There are several times in this film where a character shows up for a few minutes, says something that alludes to them being back later, then jumps out of frame never to be seen again #filmsky #moviesky #fatalitysky

trying to do the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation thing by getting from the wikipedia article for Kingdom of Heaven(film) to Jesus Christ Superstar(film) and I keep running into theological dead-ends

this is a definitive ranking btw #filmsky #starwarsky #skywalkersky #starkillersky #maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou

Spring Breakers is so deftly carried by James Franco playing a Florida scumbag and I was like maybe he's a great actor actually? So I watched his As I Lay Dying adaptation and it was completely abysmal so no he's just really good at being a scumbag lol #filmsky #moviesky #springbreakersky

How it feels to spend any amount of time interacting with the american healthcare system

@sorenbowie.bsky.social I have a theory that the most recent American Dad ep was created from someone singing "I'm hot for treasure" apropos of nothing and then working backwards from there, confirm/deny

Catching up on the #WHCD news

Sin City is kinda crazy because it really shouldn't work but it does and then it never works again (the 2014 sequel, Miller's The Spirit, every shitty neo-noir movie or game half-assing the style made in the last twenty years, etc) #filmsky #moviesky #noirsky #rourkesky

What I like about this acct is that with just a few images it truly captures the desolation you'd feel if you actually visited a town of 3k people that bordered Alabama and Florida

the coens wrote a sequel to crimewave, never made it, and then clooney came along and decided to throw in an unrelated and bad-but-well-meaning movie about racial segregation that runs parallel for reasons I still don't fully understand. mystifying. #filmsky #moviesky #coensky #obama3rdtermsky

Listening to the apocryphal tale of a macaw set free to roam the hellscape of south houston after its redneck owner died on an episode of pendejo time and getting emotional: yeah, I think I'm doing pretty well

Rainbows over the night market #pdx

The best Taye Diggs movie? Arguably. The best Chris Kattan movie? Easily. The best Geoffrey Rush movie, though?? There's an argument to be made. #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky #equilibriumsky #roxburysky

get their asses james mason #filmsky #moviesky #fatalismsky

Dark castle knew all you need for a good ghost story is a shit load of gore and a wise cracking scared guy

there's a lot to like about thirteen ghosts: semitruck full of blood, several KoRN style ghosts that got their heads caught in something, a distraught tony shalhoub wailing on a baffled f murray abraham, and a rapper who is basically in a different movie #filmsky #moviesky #shalhoubsky #rahdiggasky

Going to be on the Inside the World of Horror Panel as part of the Las Cruces International Film Festival. Honored to be among the legends! lascrucesfilmfest.com/join-us-for-...

House of Wax is fascinating because its like they took everything that made the Jessica Biel Texas Chainsaw Massacre competent-if-not-good and then did the exact opposite #filmsky #moviesky #parishiltonsky

I like the brief part of #xfiles second season when Mulder is teamed up with Krycek because instead of thinking its part of the conspiracy (it is, obviously) Mulder mostly just seems annoyed to be partnered with an annoying loser

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Just realized that the United States started WWIII between back-to-back Friday the 13ths...is numerology real now

how i'm trying to be

Feels kinda like conservatives are doing the whole 'protects but doesnt bind' thing only about the laws of material reality wrt the availability of oil and gas and that seems like a bad plan in the long term

All cheeks no neck #catsky #fatsky #cheeksky

sometimes it pisses me off when I throw on something like The Net (1995) expecting it to be laughably bad, and it mostly is, but it still manages to look better than 90% of movies released today because it wasn't filmed on a greenscreen with flat netflix lighting #filmsky #moviesky #hackersky

as one of the seven people who saw Psycho Killer in theaters, I can confidently say that Andrew's description of it as an american giallo film is offensive even if you don't like giallo films lol #filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky #giallosky

I saw The Secret Agent yesterday and it was really good so I decided to check out another Wagner Moura film and its neat to abruptly see him go from playing the suavest guy ever to whatever the fuck this #filmsky #moviesky #technobardpoppunkbandsky

Scrunched face #catsky #fatsky #scrunchedsky