Last night I dreamed Bad Bunny was my boyfriend. Not in a horny way, he was just very attentive.

It’s cool that men in our lives will tell women that not everything is misogyny only to gain tangible proof that every aspect of our adolescence was specifically crafted by pedophiles to make us primed for their pleasure and abuse

Like 3 years ago all my group chats were about starting communes now they are about buying guns

Furious we let the evil French Ice Skaters win

One thing a party of gay people in a dnd campaign is gonna do is make a party of all casters

I turned this into a reel bc this is what the media landscape is now.

I can’t believe Lin isn’t there selling Piraguas

My new favorite activity is attending NYC dance classes where I quickly discover I’m totally out of my depths

Women like doing Pilates so we, The Men, need to find something wrong with it. In this essay, I will -

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

The one bright spot is the Muppet Press Tour

Look I’m willing to publicly admit how many hours I have pumped into BG3 if it gets me a chance at being in that writers room

I’ve seen the most beautiful and interesting women of our generation go on divine spiritual journeys over the most mid men ever born

No, but that’s my emotional rumination!

Tbh the Epstein files should be what sparks the class war

hahahahahaha *screams* *sobs*

Men mad at Romantasy’s popularity like they don’t keep writing the same book about WW2

Please join me in playing dnd where you can escape to a reality where you solve your problems by committing violence against evil overlords and the overlords arent even remotely as evil as they are in the real world

lol how is everyone processing the worst news to ever exist

So when does Neil Gaiman do Rogan

We have the Epstein List but not the 2017 NYT Broadway Me Too article

It actually bums me out that Latin stars have to so aggressively speak for immigrants - they say lovely things but they should have to and they shouldn’t even have to prove anything. Decency should extend to anyone!

Ok so now we know that if we’re gonna do a general strike we actually need to organize it

In Bridgerton, love conquers all. It even conquers blood poisoning and infection.

The premise of this season of Bridgerton is like, “ok fine time to wrangle the bisexuals!”

When the revolution comes I’m sending those Lagree bitches to the front lines

I’m on a fitness journey but I’m also on a mental health journey so if your exercise class freaks me out I’m comfortable enough with myself to just walk out

It is a universal truth that if I run a one shot and there’s a rogue in the party then the rogue is guaranteed to crit

I ran a D&D game for all strangers for the first time and it was really fun and I think they all had fun!!!

Catherine O’Hara was the funniest person to ever live!!!!

Get in girlies, we’re doing violence against the system!!!!!

i think these sorts of things can be very powerful; it clearly was very effective in minneapolis last week. but one city shutting down bc unions and leaders organize it is different than a sprinkling of ppl acrosst the country who look at social media calling in sick

im confused about the general strike tomorrow. it looks like it has more support than similar calls in the past from politicians, but i don't really see much about it from unions. seems unclear to me who's lead to follow here (do not yell at me for not being 100% on board, i will block you)

I have seen the birth charts of babies born recently and I’m afraid of this coming generation

No one can ever explain to me how general strikes without an organizing body works to support people who will lose their income? Many people can’t risk that? I’m so very much all for it but whenever we call for them I’m like “????”

Cybertruck tried to fight Shiva, the ice summon from Final Fantasy

A stunning amount of TTRPG modules are based on the initial premise of local officials hiring to the party to essentially serve as Fantasy ICE

I’m sorry to be an insufferable theater kid I can’t stop thinking about the current relevance of Let the Sunshine In

Finally!!!

Played through the Last of Us for the first time and I’m confirming that I still hate the ending so much

We have Heated Rivalry at home!!!

Sorry I’m very busy I just found out Raul Esparza played Che in the 1998 tour of Evita

The silver lining in all this is that we are going to get an uptick in videos of huskies refusing to come in from the snow

So hosting the Olympics and the World Cup this year is definitely a good idea

Obsessed with the tiny Pilates princes who bought her tiny boyfriend to his first class

Mister Police:

here’s your friendly reminder that if a part of the country experiences weather it doesn’t usually experience - even though you maybe deal with it regularly - they don’t have the infrastructure to handle it and it will be very hard for them!

Listening to Mamdani press conferences and crying with pride even tho he’s just talking about snow removal

Praying for the man at speed dating who is showing a woman his collected works of Conan

Heated Rivalry: the TTRPG