I have to give it up to stranger things that a queer kid getting called the f slur enough that it accumulates into giving him great power so he can team up with his friends to kill god is a very D&D plot

Men

Guillermo del Toro knows no baddie can resist a spooky hairless freak who told him our secrets

I dedicate this afternoon showing of Wicked to the woman who did one lone horny clap after As Long As Your Mine

2025 really was the year for breakups congrats everyone for ditching those losers

Families that eat thanksgiving at noon scare me

Every year we send our high schools marching bands from the warmest states to one of our coldest cities for the Thanksgiving day parade

New Dad lore just dropped: “my uncle dated a Rockette”

Cynthia said she will do the parade but only if she can EAT

We had to bring some things from the old place.

In Stranger Things all the high school students end the school day and go home to their wife and 3 kids

I’m sorry but they kind of ate with this

Your mom and your aunt want you to know you didn’t cut that small enough!!!

Lily Allen’s impact is that now I don’t even want to see Winoa Ryder’s character in Stranger Things end up with David Harbour’s character

All the tarot TikTok readers are frauds and liars except the one I’m watching right now which is real and only applies to me and 6000 other people

Ah yes, my favorite character, the voice of Matt Mercer

What if we kissed at Cartoon Network Hotel in Lancaster, PA

I went to a breath work and sound bath session the night before I flew home for the holidays and my friend called it the “self care final boss”

Not my uber driver stopping to charge their tesla in the middle of my ride

I’m sorry non theater people experience break ups with the cast recording of Sunday in the Park with George

I’m glad Sondheim didn’t have to see the Wicked press tour

I come with a lot of bias but The Mighty Nein is really good. Like, this is really promising as a new TV show not just as a Critical Role show.

oh look a fun and cute thing I wrote

like in the least judgmental, body positive, mostly concerned way possible what is up with the bodies of the Wixked ladies they look scary

My roommate’s little Brooklynite dog knows the word “pastry”

What if we kissed at the meatball restaurant for doggies

Happy Mighty Nein episode 1 premiere to all who celebrate

Happy whole Serrano ham from Costco season to all who celebrate

I’m at the tarot reader I’m at the therapist I’m at the combination tarot reader and therapist

I can tell you the kids are more conservative because TikTok is pretty centrist compared to bluesky now and Twitter in its heyday - they are radically pro Palestine but otherwise they don’t really like the left

I’m watching breaking bad and wanted to know what it feels like to be on meth and the search results weren’t helpful, google

democrats do literally anything challenge

Telling single people Mamdani and his wife met on Hinge is actually not helpful to us at all please don’t do this

Tapping the meme

Just checking in to say that performing Phantom of the Opera in its entirety with legos on tiktok live is a top use of the internet

People who put resources for D&D games on the internet for free are doing the lord’s work and will surely see the kingdom of heaven

For the love of god someone write Alex Newell an actual leading role

The city center revival of Bat Boy is one of the best things I’ve ever seen???

Thanks for your service, Mayor-Elect Zamdani.

I’m a published writer who ran some writing through some online AI detection services and they told me something different and that it was anywhere from 0%-53% written by AI

This guy is acting really casual for someone who just triggered a boss fight

honestly I’d be cool if people bought edibles with SNAP

bitch where is my check

hm why did Mamdani win no way to know hey did you see this headline “tech company cuts off the hands of ungrateful swill employee discussing rights”

What GMing TTRPGs feel like

Helpful if you and your friends are dirtbags

I’m sad so I ordered enough dip to serve four people

if you have a pet please give them a little kiss for me today

“ah yes, and here is the op-ed section of the NYTimes offices” *camera pans to normal office space of award winning journalists and their staff. In the middle of the room is a crude zoo cage of idiots making gorilla noises and throwing shit at each other*

did an all male improv group write this