What’s the normal amount of coffee please say 3 lattes

Bisexuals are haunted by men and terrified of women

Thinking about how the Jellicle Ball cast recording going to be a formative experience for so many theater kids

You know, I’ve nursing an extremely hot take that most looks that what we consider androgynous looks are still inherently male and thin coded and reflect a baseline misogyny that curvier or more feminine bodies can’t be seen neutral of gender if anyone wants a new exhausting discourse

Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy https://theonion.com/pope-releases-encyclical-on-perils-of-disneys-star-wars-strategy/

Look I’ll say it: I think being a Gemini and straight is wrong. Gemini culture is not your costume!

If I had ever pitched “arugula as a dairy replacement” as a joke, the room would have thrown it out

This was already covered by @omara.bsky.social and @gaymalsky.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net

You shouldn’t troll unless it’s to say JK Rowling is a c*nt

People always want to sell you on workouts outside and seems like a good idea but always remember no that’s dumb there’s bugs out there

You know how when non New Yorkers say “that’s my mayor!” about Mamdani? That’s me watching Pope Leo as a non practicing Catholic going, “that’s my pope!”

Jeremy Allen The Hut Jabba Allen White Jeremy The Hut White

I know this is the absolute least important concern about Colbert being cancelled but are they also gonna discontinue americone dream

What if we kissed at the Brennan Lee Mulligan DSA fundraiser

Nightmare blunt rotation

Everyone relax my Airbnb host gave me a rave review!!!!

BOTW is a game about a D&D party that failed

The flight tracking map is something they made especially for neurodivergent people

Thought about Jennifer Hudson in Dreamgirls and I feel better now

We are just gonna sit there - why are people so horny to board

I maintain this isn’t a simulation bc if it was they’d make us run everywhere bc walking is boring

I think the Death Note musical is good enough that with the right director and some rewrites could become absolutely bonkers Broadway run, but will be hurt if they can’t find a voice as prolific as Jeremy Jordan

I love seeing women scolding their bfs in public yes girl make him ashamed

As soon as I figure out how to play this mandolin that’s the exact same as my violin it’s over for you hos

You ever think about how Leaves from the Vine is single most perfect VO performance in history of animation

Please, Lord, I see what you’ve done for others.

Weight loss is funny bc people are very respectful about it now which is good but also ok to notice I want you to notice i love validation but don’t be weird or mention it too much or ok yeah don’t mention it maybe I get it everyone shut up

Our next Time Person of the Year should be Etsy Witches

When women are avoidant it’s like wow equality win slay girlboss lean-in!!!

Two Odyssey movies, one by Christopher Nolan and one an adaptation of Epic: the Musical? What’s the energetic opposite of a Sophie’s choice?

all the girlies are getting past life regressions, doing shrooms, and learning to shoot guns

When I say I miss improv and someone suggests a jam to me it’s like an artist saying they miss drawing and someone suggests stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen

TikTok is obsessed with Mamdani but then says they hate left make it make sense

Lily Allen is who Sabrina Carpenter wants to be when she grows up one day

If you have a wolf cut in Brooklyn you just spawned as by magic at the Lily Allen concert

Hayley, Lily, and Florence playing in NYC this month is so powerful

RIP Twitter you would have loved making memes about burning down warehouses

The truest sign that we are shifting right is all the Jamie from last 5 years apologists out there

Sometimes you pull the tower and the lovers in reverse bc your deck is tired of discussing that man

If you ever start to feel confident in your fitness level you are setting yourself to get humbled by 5 nothing 102 lb bitch with a bob

When you plan your look for the Ren Faire you can choose classic medieval, fairy, or pirate. Though most people will choose the ever popular, “polyamorous”

Thank you Bryant Park Woodcock for filling the void NYC has had since we lost the Mandarin Duck

I love Pilates and I’m a leftist and I really resent that a practice that has absolutely nothing to do with fascism is now an “alt right pipeline” because a handful of men misunderstand it!!!

I’m begging them to stop this

I genuinely wouldn’t want to downplay the unprecedented and phenomenal work of the Mamdani campaign but Silwa hating Cuomo too much to drop out wasn’t NOT a reason for Mamdani’s win

The Lindy West stuff bums me out. I feel sad for her. I’m equally bummed to see people say she has failed at feminism bc doesn’t love herself. Like ok maybe true on paper, but you’d be hard pressed to find someone who hasn’t failed in their feminism or made mistakes trying maintain a relationship

As someone new to group fitness I think it’s insanely weird that many exercises are gendered

I took an Alexander Technique class today and now I’m unpacking acting school trauma

I’m sorry but Chappell Roan gonna have to fully punch a kid on camera for me to give a single shit

Seniors only have two fitness levels: barely able to move or super hero level strength and endurance