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Headlines in the onion/reductress :) Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast linktr.ee/v_dcknz
Wait wait wait what if people posed as ice agents to kidnap ice agents?????
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I only have about 40 min of work in me per day
about 2 hours ago
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I think the revolution is taking longer this time cuz we’re not making it look as sexy and fun as the hippies did
about 16 hours ago
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Do you think the Beatles broke up because one was a secret republican I bet it was paul
about 17 hours ago
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TAKE 👏🏻OFF 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 GIANT 👏🏻 BEANIES 👏🏻 AT 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 THEATER 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 STUPID 👏🏻 HIPSTERS 👏🏻
about 19 hours ago
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Seeing mens exposed ankles in winter :(
about 24 hours ago
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Are we still hard launching in our 30s?
1 day ago
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I found a take that reflects my opinion so I feel better now
3 days ago
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Real quick when does better call saul get good
3 days ago
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Setting a reminder to release my jaw every 30 seconds
3 days ago
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Just got an email of the top conversations on Glassdoor and holy shit
3 days ago
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It’s really easy to have a glow up just stop drinking
3 days ago
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Regulating my nervous system by being depressed all the time
3 days ago
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I don’t think AI should do creative stuff but I wouldnt mind if they took over reels
4 days ago
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I would do ANYTHING for his approval
5 days ago
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Spotify wrapped day is a HUGE day for crushes
5 days ago
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What’s your favorite group of conspiracy theorists I love flat earthers those wacky guys are so funny
5 days ago
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I think the key to appearing youthful is to never consider yourself not a child
5 days ago
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Should I put my cat on Prozac i feel like every cat is on Prozac
5 days ago
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If you don’t use Spotify anymore congratulations you’re a better person than me lol
5 days ago
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The most chaotic show of all time- Facebook marketplace live! The game show - is TOMORROW NIGHT and you simply MUST come!!!!
5 days ago
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Late 20s/early 30s are a weird time because you start to realize who your real friends are and who are people you just get drunk with
5 days ago
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holding my hand :)))))))
6 days ago
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I always forget i need to google neck stretches before I go to concerts because I bang my head too much and the next day is soooo brutal
6 days ago
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Panic-listening to this bands new album before I go to the show
7 days ago
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We have some of the best television of all time thanks to daddy issues: breaking bad, succession, young Sheldon, just think about it!!!
8 days ago
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just watched a tiktok about how therapy doesn’t work for people who ruminate so I guess my only option is to get worse 😈
8 days ago
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Someday I wish to has as much deluded confidence as Walter white
8 days ago
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The Josie and the pussycats soundtrack didn’t have to go that hard damn who is responsible for that
11 days ago
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Hyperfixation king 👑👑👑👑
12 days ago
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Me and who?
12 days ago
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Skyler literally has the worst taste in men
12 days ago
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2025 really was the year for breakups congrats everyone for ditching those losers
12 days ago
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I continue to be impressed by the amount of celebrities who go on ziwe without having watched any ziwe
12 days ago
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If a turkey is pardoned one year are they up for grabs the next year?
12 days ago
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reposted by
sleepiest girl in the whole wide world
Jessica Cale
12 days ago
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway. Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/us/trump-green-card-interview-arrests.html?unlocked_article_code=1.4E8.EysH.oXieEDTJkrKa&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
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“what they did has nothing to do with you” yea and I’m taking it personally
13 days ago
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I just need 20 min curled up in the tiniest little ball
13 days ago
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I have such a pet peeve of people who vaguely want to make plans but never follow through on it
13 days ago
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It’s 1am I’m folding laundry my cat is hunting a fly we’re like a domestic power couple
14 days ago
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I don’t have proof yet but I think jlo and ben affeck’s second divorce was an indication of terrible times ahead
14 days ago
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tbh it’s a miracle that literally anything gets done
14 days ago
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for the love of god can someone romanticize ME for once???
14 days ago
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Only myself and two other women in the otherwise empty train car HELLO FEMINISM
14 days ago
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Something so jarring about canned Hal’s
14 days ago
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Found a subreddit about those stupid fucking LED headlights and I feel so seen I thought I was the only one
15 days ago
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any good black friday cruise deals? let’s go to bermuda
15 days ago
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I really think if this dumb app got drafts it would blow tf up let the people have works in progress!
15 days ago
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Need a bf but only for this
15 days ago
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Life is pain fr fr fr
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