They should do a Westminster dog show but for boyfriends

Selena meyer coded

best day of the year alert

It sucks that doing things you don’t wanna do is good for you

I need Sabrina carpenter to have her jagged little pill moment sorry I just can’t with this branding project

Took a bit of this donut just as Man I Need started playing

In a past life I was a real housewife maybe

I’m really annoying it’s crazy I have so many friends

Nothing kills your will to live more than being sick

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

how it feels to live through history

May everyone be as in awe of the snow as my cat is

Now the left is quoting george orwell at the right I’m losing my mind

I hateee being sick I really turn into a huge man about it

Melissa Joan Hart is a legit card carrying conservative republican we are through the looking glass.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

I do love seeing my neolib friends get radicalized in real time

My friends keep going to straight speed dating events and leaving with other girls numbers

I cannot emphasize enough how fun it is to get really high and watch reruns of mtvs NEXT

Do you we’ll ever recover the social courtesies we lost during Covid or are we stuck with people watching videos on their phones at full volume for the rest of our lives

Man the Serena glp-1 ads really bum me out

“You have as many hours in a day as beyonce” shut the fuck up shes a fucking billionaire she doesn’t have to go find a special trash disposal for batteries or defrost the windshield or get the mail or wait an hour to talk to customer service at the bank or do a load of delicates

I was told my steaks were “perfect medium rare”

the steve mcqueen of cats

my millennial boss described a piece of too-long copy I sent him as a "fall out boy song title"

Me not being anxious dating

In need a support group like those families that adopt seriously overweight pets. Like, they cheer when a dog goes up one step, takes them on mini walks around the block. I want that.

Ladies, it’s important to date younger so you and your man die at the same time

My boy is such a babygirl

I can’t stop watching this lolol

I don’t think water works on me

There is no one more insecure than a person *on Broadway* who needs to show off at karaoke

I need to know who wrote the quippy one-liners for mtvs NEXT how did you get that job tell me everything

Episode 21 out now!!!! Link in bio!

I think about Chris Fleming screaming “A CRUSH IS FOR A TIME OF PROSPERITY!!!!!!!!!” every single day

34 really is the new 26

Having adhd is having multiple of the same alarms I guess?

This is appalling: Top DOJ officials are actively pushing for a criminal investigation into the widow of Renee Good, leading prosecutors to quit en masse, NYT is reporting. Who in the White House ordered DOJ to do this? That's the next thing to establish.

Supporting ICE is supporting this: No exceptions. No bad apple bullshit. If you support ICE, you support this.

Conservatives will look at this and be like “that’s wrong!”

I swear Metamucil was made by the shitting gods

They should make a law banning two securely attached people from being in a couple

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Fundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬

Really really really good reddit thread! I recommend reading!!! www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...

Is everyone on 90 day fiance an idiot or do the producers tell them to be completely incompetent for drama

He says “mom, it’s no work monday”

He hatessssss taking pictures with me

Remember when bread was at the bottom of the food pyramid those were the days man

I know people are upset about RFK’s new food pyramid but when have Americans ever paid attention to the food pyramid