Wait wait wait what if people posed as ice agents to kidnap ice agents?????

I only have about 40 min of work in me per day

I think the revolution is taking longer this time cuz we’re not making it look as sexy and fun as the hippies did

Do you think the Beatles broke up because one was a secret republican I bet it was paul

TAKE 👏🏻OFF 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 GIANT 👏🏻 BEANIES 👏🏻 AT 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 THEATER 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 STUPID 👏🏻 HIPSTERS 👏🏻

Seeing mens exposed ankles in winter :(

Are we still hard launching in our 30s?

I found a take that reflects my opinion so I feel better now

Real quick when does better call saul get good

Setting a reminder to release my jaw every 30 seconds

Just got an email of the top conversations on Glassdoor and holy shit

It’s really easy to have a glow up just stop drinking

Regulating my nervous system by being depressed all the time

I don’t think AI should do creative stuff but I wouldnt mind if they took over reels

I would do ANYTHING for his approval

Spotify wrapped day is a HUGE day for crushes

What’s your favorite group of conspiracy theorists I love flat earthers those wacky guys are so funny

I think the key to appearing youthful is to never consider yourself not a child

Should I put my cat on Prozac i feel like every cat is on Prozac

If you don’t use Spotify anymore congratulations you’re a better person than me lol

The most chaotic show of all time- Facebook marketplace live! The game show - is TOMORROW NIGHT and you simply MUST come!!!!

Late 20s/early 30s are a weird time because you start to realize who your real friends are and who are people you just get drunk with

holding my hand :)))))))

I always forget i need to google neck stretches before I go to concerts because I bang my head too much and the next day is soooo brutal

Panic-listening to this bands new album before I go to the show

We have some of the best television of all time thanks to daddy issues: breaking bad, succession, young Sheldon, just think about it!!!

just watched a tiktok about how therapy doesn’t work for people who ruminate so I guess my only option is to get worse 😈

Someday I wish to has as much deluded confidence as Walter white

The Josie and the pussycats soundtrack didn’t have to go that hard damn who is responsible for that

Hyperfixation king 👑👑👑👑

Me and who?

Skyler literally has the worst taste in men

2025 really was the year for breakups congrats everyone for ditching those losers

I continue to be impressed by the amount of celebrities who go on ziwe without having watched any ziwe

If a turkey is pardoned one year are they up for grabs the next year?

I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...

“what they did has nothing to do with you” yea and I’m taking it personally

I just need 20 min curled up in the tiniest little ball

I have such a pet peeve of people who vaguely want to make plans but never follow through on it

It’s 1am I’m folding laundry my cat is hunting a fly we’re like a domestic power couple

I don’t have proof yet but I think jlo and ben affeck’s second divorce was an indication of terrible times ahead

tbh it’s a miracle that literally anything gets done

for the love of god can someone romanticize ME for once???

Only myself and two other women in the otherwise empty train car HELLO FEMINISM

Something so jarring about canned Hal’s

Found a subreddit about those stupid fucking LED headlights and I feel so seen I thought I was the only one

any good black friday cruise deals? let’s go to bermuda

I really think if this dumb app got drafts it would blow tf up let the people have works in progress!

Need a bf but only for this

Life is pain fr fr fr