“My best friend Leslie said oh she’s just being Miley” is one of the greatest lyrics of our lifetime

Last night, ICE purposefully targeted medic, pacifist & veteran Adam Marshall, an organizer with Eyes on ICE, while he was trying to help protestors at Delaney Hall who had been gassed three times. They slammed him to the ground and ripped off his gas mask. He was arrested and dumped 10 miles away.

ICE is expanding its use of iris recognition technology, with plans to deploy hundreds of scanning devices across the country. The practice raises concerns among privacy experts that the Department of Homeland Security is amassing a database of biometric data. n.pr/4dAMaAo

the fact that the wedding is in the Bahamas makes this especially hilarious

My friend said I’m a girls girl cuz I told her it’s ok if she doesn’t like another girl

Nature is healing ?

I love him so much

what happened to tila tequila is she ok

Just saw another one!!

honestly? Justice for nickelback

Over the weekend someone asked me if I’d come across any good conspiracy theories, and my mind went totally blank. It was my time to shine! I biffed it!

body doubling with my cat (napping all day)

Happy couples therapy season 5 to all who celebrate

You’re watching hacks im watching half man we are not the same

WHO IS WATCHING HALF MAN! THAT LAST EPISODE! MY GOD!

The key to happiness is to not care about your life in a non suicidal way

Did we all know that jfk used to see a doctor called dr. feelgood who got him all methed up around the time of the cuban missile crisis ???

I miss the days when people could get shitty dieting advice without getting red pilled

Whoever is playing me in this simulation can you throw me a freakin bone?

The birds have been chirping at 3am like, all the time now? Anyone else notice this? Anyone else always awake at 3am?

me alone in my apartment like, constantly

I told myself I could get Arby’s after a concert in Connecticut but they don’t have any Arby’s in this state apparently

Shoutout to the guy who said very loudly half way through the silversun pickups show “what a great concert!”

You never realize how incompetent your parents are until they’re getting scammed

I love seeing women scolding their bfs in public yes girl make him ashamed

I wish I could grow a mustache it’s like a little blanket for your face

Apparently cults emerge in times of societal stress so lmk if there are any fun ones I can join

What if you die and learn the heavens gate people were right

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

This dietician on tiktok recommended their 10 top Trader Joe’s items and it’s all just frozen vegetables literally get fucked

This is an excellent question.

I can’t think of anything more embarrassing than being attention-seeking in your 30s. You have until 29 to get that shit out of your system

Fuckkkkkkkkk that

I know we’re not allowed to comment on women’s bodies but everyone looks bad. Celebrities look bad. This new thinness norm is b-a-d

He walked so looksmaxxing could run

The looksmaxxing guys know women don’t like that right?

I assume he’s referring to “pedophile” ??

Imagine on Saturday someone tries to kill you and Monday you have to entertain the king of England why would anyone want to be president

It’s giving “titanic”

Hang in there guys, it’s gonna happen in July

Imagine building up the courage to take out the president of the United States and literally no one takes it seriously

“new york is the city that never sleeps” that’s why we’re all in a bad mood

The energy I’m trying to bring to everything rn

If he wants us to believe these staged shootings are real they’re gonna have to kill him

Men on tiktok are mad at me but idk how to make them understand I used to go viral on twitter all the time and literally nothing they say can hurt me

Sometimes I wonder where I’d be today if democrats didn’t let bush steal florida

literally my celebrity crush

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

So, She’s the Man is just Mulan right?

I don’t believe in god but angels are 100000% real