Flirted too close to the sun and now it’s Real™️ oh no

Yo, since when can NSFW art only be viewed on the web for Bluesky and not the app????

Although this is dressing femininely, it was actually validating to my agenderism because it was very much like putting on a costume. Like “heh, today I’ll wear Woman™️ and you’ll see” for no other reason than it being a challenge 😂

Oh no. I bought a dress. And wore it. And did my makeup. With eyeshadow. And lipstick. All because someone called me cute and I thought, “bet, I can do even better”

Glad I got off Twitter because I imagine it’s a total shitshow right now with all of this, but I’m just remembering the number of times I was mocked for being dramatic and equating “queer” with “degenerate,” when I was saying “queers are degenerate to the people censoring degeneracy.”

My life is a movie. Uber driver Ahmed is absolutely floored by my name, I am now giving him directions for the entire drive while he ignores the Uber app, and we’re listening to Arabic music

You don’t have to like, approve of, or engage with porn and nsfw work to see how right wing extremists are using fear and stigma around smut to ban queer people from public life, define “good” sex as only between married people for procreation, and otherwise further force white supremacy on everyone

Istg I’m being primed to be someone’s sugar baby, my life is a fanfic, no wonder I can’t write them anymore 😭🫩

Please, learn to make your own covers without AI. It’s a fantastic skill to have, you’ll feel immense pride, and if you have funds to hire a model, you can get some amazing interactions and connections

My coworker Brad thinks my hair is natural. The hair that…changes color and length three times a week and that I cover the hairlines with hats or accessories to disguise wig lines Bro flirted with me for 15 minutes talking bout not liking girls with short hair unaware of my 2in shave underneath

Anyway, Baby Saja was not designed to mock and chastise kpop fans for their infantilization of the performers. Baby is a caricature of a K-pop group staple, the small cute one who raps

You ever see a take on media where the person obviously actually made an Attempt™️ to analyze the media and it would be a good take if only it wasn’t completely wrong and based on a flawed understanding of the fundamental tone of the media itself?

I really don’t know what to do in social groups where there’s no pause between one person talking and another. I just never speak because so many people interject so fast that by the time I can talk, my adhd has forgotten what I wanted to say or it’s not relevant anymore 😔

If you ever feel stupid, know that there are literal people with degrees who have conversations like these: “I caught bass in New Mexico” “Oh! Was it sea bass?” “I don’t know”

leaving for a trip tmrw so no streams for the next week or so 😇 (pray for me)

Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

I refuse to take anyone seriously who says that Date Everything is just a joke dating sim without any depth because I was a sobbing mess during Nightmare’s third dream, and Barry is the personification of AuDHD and the hopelessness of those struggles and I’ve only met like 20 dateables so far

In the meantime I’ve been playing so many games: Nightreign Fantasy Life My Time at Sandrock Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma Date Everything Regretevator Pressure Bit of everything tbh

I basically removed myself from social media, partially for my mental health and partially because I received news about my physical health It’s way less stressful being away from Twitter especially, but also a bit isolating? I have to find news and I’m behind on memes 😔

Always a fan of when the people who tell you you're engaging with media wrong also think that some genres of media are inherently valueless and not worthy of genuine evaluation, that's definitely a smart person you should listen to.

Seen a couple of things now about how Date Everything doesn’t understand its own genre and is just a big joke dating sim and I- Are we playing the same game???

Props to my coworker Brad who intentionally avoids topics he doesn’t want to discuss with people he doesn’t like, somehow while flawlessly not offending them, voice as smooth as butter, endearing them to him Then gossips about them later You’ve master the Social Skill Tree, I aspire to be like you

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve overheard separate coworkers talking affectionately about ChatGPT in a deeply unsettling way, I’d have two nickels Which isn’t a lot but I’d like to go back to WFH now, I forgot what normal society is like and I don’t like it here 🫩

when you see your level 2 teammates trying to throw hands with bell bearing hunter in the castle basement #eldenring #nightreign

Are you there god it’s me your daughter and Maury is gonna prove it

Hello Bluesky, I took a long break from social media basically after uninstalling Twitter but then apparently the great divorce of Trump and Elon happened and I missed it, so I am back on Bluesky and Tumblr in small doses at least 🤣

wtf am I doing, man. I need to get off twitter

I did eventually get to meet that monster writer. I asked her what the key is to writing monster smut and sadly I didn’t love her answer. She said that you can’t be too out there with it, you have to hold back Sounds like most readers want very anthropomorphized monsters

Mentor invited me to a book convention. There were monster smut writers. One had a line so long that you had to take a number. My mentor pointed and said, “if you’d started publishing when you said you would, that would be you right now.” She brought me to light a fire under my ass and it BURNS

I’m not okay, man. Went out for dinner with friends. Really needed it after this week of seeing Trump’s bullshit every day. Not even five minutes into dinner, I learn that one of my closest friends who I’ve had for 15 years, is a Trump supporter, and he was hostile about it. I’m fucking gutted rn

Do not buy prebuilt PC’s. Just get the parts. Build it yourself. I was unfamiliar with some system integrators’ game, which is to bar you from updating your motherboard so you’re forced to contact them, NOT TELL YOU THIS and then it takes four months of troubleshooting to figure out their bullshit

Possibly the most bizarre puritanical take I’ve seen this month on X and it was someone saying that kink without emotional connection is a form of masturbation that “instrumentalizes the use” of another person You ever read a take so batshit off the wall that you just

Just be prepared. We've all seen that headline going around today that Bluesky is the current #1 app, and X dropped out of the top 25. That means the absolute worst people in the world are going to be coming here trying to turn THIS place into just as much of a shithole. Block them. Don't engage.

I spent like an entire week heavily pro/anti discoursing on Twitter and then got a cold. I’m blaming the stress 😂 Also I need to just not. I’ve been trying to only butt in to provide the resource document when they’re spreading misinfo but damn it gets hard when they’re so stubbornly unintelligent

when you come across an abandoned vehicle in a ps1 horror game

My plan to play ocean and/or horror games for inspiration backfired and now I’m hyperfixated on Homicipher, send help

Having a rough time rn realizing that a friendship of mine might be…idk transactional? Or…more like I feel invisible in it? And idk how to navigate that at all, man ADHD makes it excruciating because I just daily tell myself I deserve it and I can’t be upset or I’m a hypocrite 🥲

Writing advice from my mentor always gives me such perspective. I was trying to decide why monsters work a certain way in my world and she said, “It doesn’t matter. You are writing porn. There’s a novel about a man with a shrimp head and the only excuse is that he’s cursed. You’ll be fine.”

If you ever want to see just how bad AI art is, try looking up AI Nagas. AI cannot figure out snake tails for the fucking life of it 🤣

Everyone saying "make weird art!" you better fucking mean it. There better not be an unspoken "but not too weird" tacked on at the end.

The painful ADHD realization that you were way too TMI with a stranger because you were tired or distracted I did not need to leave that kind of a detailed message on my kid’s school’s callout line, I’m so embarrassed

So Izzy Perri and I decided to do a lil thing, we merged my song ‘Chrissy’ with his song ‘Good Tonight’ as well as another joint song that will be both dropping this Friday! Let us present to you our new two track release titled MEMORIES OF THE FUTURE (Vol. 1) 💫📼 #80s #synthwave #nostalgia

You guys I’ve reached the successful level of “being a non-depressed adult” where I was missing multiple parts of a recipe and I winged it and it was 100000x better than the original recipe, I am THRIVING

I just played four hours of subnautica and forgot it doesn’t auto save and my game crashed I’m gonna end it all and by it all I mean ever playing subnautica again

Another thing they don’t tell you about having an axolotl is that almost every problem you’ll have is from your tank ecosystem getting out of wack, which means it’s totally possible to save a sick animal if you’re fast and diligent and CHECK YOUR TANK PARAMETERS EVERY DAY lol. I’m a chemist now 😂

It’s actually hilarious the speed in which tumblr or AO3 go down and people immediately panic on the other platforms 🤣