Obviously Leo and Mikey brought the luck today.

Obviously have to wear green when cheering on the Hibees.

Turned motion smoothing off on my mother in law's TV years ago and she's still annoyed about it. This year we hosted Christmas dinner and my father in law has switched motion smoothing on my TV. Hahahaha

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Watching Violent Night and wrapping presents. Happy Christmas Eve everyone.

Trust me: resist the urge to read, much less post, what that miserable motherfucker said about Reiner.

I am doing Christmas Jumper Day today for Save the Children. I’ve already hit my goal but if you have a spare quid it would be appreciated. christmas.savethechildren.org.uk/fundraising/...

Just saw the Netflix/ WB news. Fuck.

Got The Whole Bloody Affair booked for half six but today at work has drained all joy from me and I'm not sure if I can be bothered anymore...

Met up with some friends today. Guys I would regularly go out and get fucked up with. Like all day from waking up to maybe days later.

Genuinely a very good flick to see in the cinema. Go... Now.

Am I cake?

Tickets booked for @rianjohnson.bsky.social Wake Up Dead Man at the beautiful new @filmhouseedinburgh.bsky.social .

UK FRIENDS! Here’s the theater finder site for #WakeUpDeadMan in UK theaters 🇬🇧🎟️ uk.wakeupdeadmanfilm.com

Where's the live action remake of Hunchback of Notre Dame Disney? Fucking cowards. Imagine Benedict Cumberbatch belting out 'Hellfire' while imaginary sexy flames dance around him.

So lately, been wonderin' Who will be there to take my place When I'm gone, you'll need love To light the shadows on you face

Randomly remembered the scene in Alien where Ash starts jogging on the spot to get himself pumped for opening the airlock.

Telling my kids this was the real Kraven the Hunter.

I like how they gave the A in Monarch a little bow tie.

Got my KPop Demon Hunters Vs Frankenstein script ready to go. Hit me up @netflix.com

I'm pretty sure @weinberg.social pitched this on the old place.

Managed to get my 13 yo into a screening of The Fog and now I've unleashed a beast... Can we go see Shelby Oaks dad, can we go see Predator... Nah, I like going to see films alone. Stop trying to steal my me time...

The cauliflower dog in the Aldi Christmas ad is giving me childhood trauma sickness.

Hope Farage is watching this

The bro showed up at mine dressed as me...

Settle an argument. Is the monster in Steven King's Graveyard Shift film a bat or a rat? I say it's a giant bat but my brother is convinced it's huge rat.

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is beautiful, exciting, scary, touching and very funny. Isaac's Victor, bizarrely, reminded me of when we thought it was cool for Gordon Ramsay to be a massive cock to people on TV. Strutting around in his crimson gloves oblivious to the blood on his hands.

If I didn't know better, I would say this just looks like a bunch of carrots.

I watched Leviathan last night and absolutely understand why Carrie Fisher was looking at Peter Weller like this.

Stay safe out there guys. #nokings

Wee day out with the kids making our first sacrificial alter.

Who has the rights to that old Nicholas Hammond show where he thought crime? I'd like to make a film out of that.

We're supposed to root for Rachael McAdams in the Send Help trailer right? Cos at the 1:30 mark I was like, yup... kill that clown.

Two weeks before Halloween and the kid's like, can I dress up as this obscure character from this indie game who looks cool?

Don't know what I was expecting but I definitely wasn't expecting to be as moved by The Long Walk as I was. Fuck, even the opening with Judy Greer almost had me bawling.

45th Anniversary screening of The Fog with my first born. 'Good' was his verdict. 'The music was class and I liked Father Malone.'

Excited to see Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair getting an actual release. Hopefully the 70mm version will make it to our shores. Surely @filmhouseedinburgh.bsky.social knows a guy who knows a guy that can get it.

Got home at half eleven last night after a screening of Aliens and I am struggling today. Getting old suuuuucks.

That's it. Taking my family and moving to the timeline where Jason X was followed by Critters Vs Jason.

The Rapture is coming. Post your favourite Angle.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

Happy Birthday @aundriaparker.bsky.social

Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title. Man, Literally, in the Mirror

Watching Heart Eyes with my six year cos I'm a top dad.

If there's a shirtless Ryan Reynolds cameo then I'm in.

Evri... Where leaving a package under a doormat means delivered. At least ring the fucking doorbell.

I'm really enjoying Alien: Earth but what's with the 'based on elements created by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett' credit?

Ben Affleck, best known as Basketball Player in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

JUST IN. Trumpet administration are trying to source the VHS tapes from Bring Her Back. Won't say why...

Even if he's not broon breed I hope he sees how absolutely fucking ecstatic we all are at the prospect.