Gamer comedian: "More like Electronic Arse, amirite?" Stagehand: *whisper whisper* Gamer comedian: Oh, uh

Stuck in the horrible dilemma of "I really want a cookie" vs "I really should not eat a cookie because it's bad for me"

Drawing popsicles of things I like. This time my it's three favorite little guys from Disney World - Figment, Orange Bird, and Sonny Eclipse! #disneyparks #epcot #magickingdom #dolewhip

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Hey I think I see some guy who looks like @jacobed.bsky.social on TV anyway I wish that guy luck on The Floor whoever he is

"So what's this anime about?" youtu.be/pnzKgcWDcl4?...

The bad news: Got a rejection letter The not as bad news: It was for a longshot job anyway The good news: I still have my current job The better news: I didn't have to waste my time with pointless interviews

If I had a nickel for every 2010s video game that had a character named Ms. Fortune, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Unrelated to the news, but I never want to hear "disney adults lol" from people who suggested that Disney should "move Disney World out of Florida" as if it was a county fair and not a multi-billion dollar resort complex that is the approximate size of Manhattan.

LM and I cannot stress this enough FAO

Them: "are you okay" Me, having purchased the new Sonic game and expecting a series of newspaper puzzles: "I'm Fine."

why do we say "happy new year" when we could say "have an auld lang time"

Sudden realization: Kyu from Huniepop is possibly a play on "Cupid" and I am amazed it took me this long to make that connection

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have you heard of this video game " among us " i think it's gonna be huge

Have you tried tamping it off and on again

Wegovy is magic. Before I would've been able to destroy a pastrami sandwich and have some room left over for a side dish. Now I am done after half the sandwich and basically nothing else.

I was curious about one of those e-ink tablet things because maybe I could use one as a day planner or move notes to my calendar or something. Then I saw how much they go for and was like lolnope it's a physical book for me

The world kind of just sucks right now. Let's all go the extra step with people we care about. Don't just say you love them. If you can, tell them why. THAT will resonate.

I would very much like things in the world to get better now

One of those days just trying to remain silly, jovial, and productive in the face of shit being fuuuuucked

SRMTHFG of course stands for Sangria, Rum, Mai Tai, Highball, Fireball Go!

(G-Man voice) No Johns, Mister Freeman

Honestly I feel so bad for the hard-working, talented people at Gearbox who constantly have to deal with Randy Pitchford utterly destroying the company's goodwill at every turn. He is genuinely a liability for the company at this point and I am amazed the staff haven't forced him out.

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So as many of you know I work at a school district. Today I'm dropping off a box in the main office and the principal is talking about a film he'd watched as a kid - a pedestrian safety short about kids in monkey costumes getting injured while riding their bikes. My ears perked up.

I have *SO MANY QUESTIONS*

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If you're having Borderlands 4 performance issues, there's an old school fix the Gearbox CEO used to suggest for the previous games but you'll need an external drive to make it work. Search Randy Pitchford USB to find out more

Friends. If you need to be angry and vent for your mental health by all means do that within healthy margins. But remember to put some positivity and optimism out once in a while as well. The world needs it. Sending my love to all of you.

I hear Enforcers are like the coolest people ever and every single one of them are second only to Kamina in terms of sheer awesomeness.

I still say "Sbubby eef freef" pretty much anytime I think of Subway

I think this was a Direct specifically designed and intended to give @faulerro.bsky.social as much psychic damage as possible.

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A Virtual Boy accessory that recreates the OG seems like... A Bad Idea?

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Been feeling emotionally exhausted due to various factors even before the news, so I don't really have much to say except the people who reject nuance and call people out for having complex feelings towards things are the kind of folks you have to watch out for the most Be good to each other. Later

hey siri how do I stop living in interesting times

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wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

Genuinely think the 17 Pro is the sort of design that Steve Jobs would've taken one look at, had three strokes in a row, fired everybody in a 2 mile radius, had a fourth stroke, screamed at the janitor, broke several objects, had a fifth stroke, and asked the designer what was wrong with them.

OK skipping ahead, that pro model is uncharacteristically ugly. Like, that's the least Apple-looking Apple product I've ever seen.

Yall know that the iPhone Air is gonna feel like nails to hold

Sorry, just catching up to the news, I see once again they made it even thinner this time.

The iPhone Air, feat. the Google Pixel Camera Bump