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current mood:

I've already got enough laptops that I don't use, so I don't know why I'm watching the #Framework presentation.

Hugh Morris is a Tumblr sexyman for the Bluesky age No I will not be taking questions at this time

A frustrating thing I see on social media is the misread of "xyz is popular" as "xyz is good". Starbucks is ridiculously popular coffee. Ask anyone even mildly enthusiastic about coffee whether Starbucks makes good coffee.

If you ever think that you've embarrassed yourself in front of a bunch of people, worse than anyone's ever done it, rest assured that you're not the guy who did this on Who Wants to be a Millionaire: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdm...

I need examples of media that are completely sfw but are nonetheless clearly created by perverts because the only one I can think of off the top of my head is Totally Spies

Happy 4/20

ngl tomodachi is giving me life rn

is that all this guy thinks about

[Brain thread/WARN]: Can't keep up! Are your thoughts overloaded? Running 604800000ms or 12,096,000 ticks behind

Pictured: What goes through my head any time my Miis start playing with the street lamps:

Why does this game have my number wtf

Oh boy I have the new funny mii game I have no idea who I want to spend hours trying and failing to design as a Mii

Shout out to the random meetup of furries and cosplayers at the Round 1 today, y'all are pretty cool ngl

My friend and Very Good Video Game Boy @xalem.bsky.social has released a new video about Pokemon www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3gQ... Watch it, boost it, kiss him directly on the lips for me.

Current mood: stock photo of a golden retriever with a Getty Images watermark

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

Resurrected this old friend from the Drawer of Purgatory.

RKGK

Lizard

I can't come into work today, it's a national holiday.

Celebrating 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes.

Peter Sagal: Hatsune Miku, it's been a pleasure to talk to you, but we've invited you here to play a game we're calling... Bill Kurtis: "Leeks, Meet Leaks" Peter: Miku, you're famous for loving leeks, so we're gonna ask you three questions about people who fix leaks - that's plumbers.

There were certainly some choices made in this film

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

Monkey Delano Luffy

When my thing ships vs when I find out they've shipped it via OnTrac

Hand fulla peas

Pop Base you need to use a fucking color image for this stuff I got a very wrong idea at first

Might have a big announcement to make very soon... 👀

The Room is one of the worst reviewed movies which means it has 0 high marks.

ashwee

I don't fucking know man

Some of y'all be like

roses are red violets are blue bofa deez nuts

"Houston, are we there yet?"

who up daying they enu

Watching some footage from @jococruise.bsky.social as I was unable to be onboard this year. Super cool that they added an ASL interpreter this year. Their commitment to accessibility is admirable, even if it's just for a few guests.

Get ready for a Game Changer! On tonight's show: It's not easy being him, Kermit the Frog! He'll have you in stitches, Fozzie Bear! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's whatever, it's Gonzo!

A happy "Not This Shit Again" day to you and yours

Did you know it's possible for three movies to all be bad in different ways

A harsh reality trans men will have to face is that eventually you WILL have to go to Jupiter to get more stupider I'm sorry it's just part of the deal

This is the absolute least I can do today. 🏳️‍⚧️

also annoying your congressman and direct action, that's great too