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In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Pokémon.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Thnikkaman!

I'm hilarious.

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Even when I've commissioned art of my OC from someone my immediate reaction upon seeing it is "oh my goodness thank you for this gift". Yes, even when I paid them to make it.

Damn this is a realistic looking mod

minecraft.exe

pokemon gotta poke em all

A genuine congratulations to my friend @xalem.bsky.social for releasing this incredibly ambitious video. Here's to the next adventure: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT32...

Oh hey, I'm hanging out with @xalem.bsky.social for the premiere of his NEW VIDEO!!!!! www.twitch.tv/xalem_plays

I've written up a brief script for anyone who wants to call or write your representatives regarding this bill (yes, even the ones you think won't care). PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU ARE ABLE. This bill *cannot* pass. You can find your representatives here: www.congress.gov/members/find...

JESUS FUCK

Trans rights are human rights. Their existence causes no harm and their deserving of dignity is not a debate.

Forgive me, Father, for I have Discoursed.

wow the guys who called me and my friends ‘gay retards’ for making sonic animations on newgrounds are bad people? Glad they had a successful show nobody would shut the fuck up about

Shit feels fucked, and unfortunately it will get fucked-er. But eventually it will get better. In the meantime, find joy in the things that bring it to you.

My heart goes out to my Trans homies in Kansas. We will fight this. And we will win.

I got Final #Jeopardy right and all the contestants got it wrong so I feel pretty danged smart 😤

ok I was super proud of this so engagement bait: What are some collective nouns for fictional creatures from your favorite franchise?

it's simple really

Ugh, my condolences to anyone in the UK affected by these stupid new censorship laws. Good grief just let people enjoy the shit they're into in the privacy of their own homes. No one is harmed by someone in porn saying "daddy".

*walks up to a CM at Star Wars Galaxy's Edge* where's glup shitto

Sent a professional email from my "non-professional" email address. Don't think it'll affect anything but

Spinny friend is my favorite :)

*New York accent* Bloody snowing innit

now THAT'S a BACKRONYM!!

I love responding to scam texts with explanations of the exact scam they're trying to pull and seeing them panic.

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We are THRILLED to announce that jonathancoulton.bsky.social will be arranging and performing the MST3K Theme for The RiffTrax Experiments! Help support this momentous occasion in riffing history: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

if you have a 'take' on chrischan other than 'holy shit leave them the fuck alone' you need to finally leave 2013

Fs in chat for Tay's car

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, Armageddon

welcome to the bathroom

Some shit is going down at the Olympics regarding curling and here I am having no fucking idea how curling works

Protip, KDE: Don't fucking use the acronym "FUD". You're a desktop environment, not a crypto scam.

🚨NEW UPLOAD🚨:point_right: How One Simple Robotnik Animation EXPLODED My Career

Roses are red Violets are blue My ass is desperate So you'll fucking do

OK genuine question and Google is not being helpful here On pinball machines with score displays that aren't mechanical reels, they always seem to have this animation where the score blinks top-to-bottom when points haven't been scored for a moment or two. Is there a reason for this?

Just passed someone in the hallway at work who I swear was doing a closet cosplay of Dick Gumshoe

PlayStation Dir- I mean State of Play I totally didn't forget it was happening.

hey google the amazing digital circus fanart safesearch off massive jax tiddies

Strong Bad's eternal struggle #strongbad #homestarrunner #animation

I don't know how many times we have to go over this but Your buzzer is the letter "B", as in "The Mary Tyler B-oore Show". (20 seconds!) Whoa, heads up: when a question comes up, ya gotta buzz in. Then ya pick one of the answers on the screen or you're gonna lose cash, got it?

She would drive a Ford Pinto.

THE LESBIANS SPEAKETH

3D printing companies: "We've created an open source RFID tag system for our spools!" The Almighty XKCD Standards Comic: xkcd.com/927/