Just me picking up other people‘s loose receipts in the parking lot to scan them for Fetch points.

Hey @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social did I hear David French correctly this morning? Did he say this is a triumph for President Trump because he gave Bibi Netanyahu the space to starve and murder children?

nope

These NY Rangers jerseys are u-g-l-y.

“If the government is shut down, we’re gonna fire a whole bunch of people and cancel projects! Pthththth!” Go ahead. We’ll keep it shut down until everything is restored* (*what they should say instead of wringing their hands)

No matter what anyone says, I strongly believe Democrats will be blamed for this government shutdown. Hear me out: Obamacare subsidies is a worthy fight. If we don’t have it, insurance costs will skyrocket. But…

Still waiting for apologies from everyone who yelled and called me names when I suggested we should probably wait for an arrest before we assign motive.

Giving the impression that every singular person can be their own unvetted news organization with no ethical guardrails thanks to social media was a bad idea.

And he just did it again. @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social keeps telling the Governor of Illinois and the Mayor of Chicago they should thank Trump for sending the National Guard. It’s unbelievable.

@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Jeez Louise, get Chris Matthew’s off the air. Lied about murder rates going up, lied about borders being “open” under Biden.

Can’t wait to hear Morning Joe say Chicago should thank Trump for invading their city…

I like it, I like that she has a signature logo, that’s cool. But my eyes keep going to the dead space in the center and it makes me think of Georgia O’Keefe for some reason. Is that an intentional thing?

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.

Walked into the kitchen this morning and was startled by a stranger standing next to the coffeemaker. It was Jamie Lee Curtis. Because my oldest works at a movie theater and thought it would be funny for me to wake up to a life-size cardboard cutout.

Stop saying “crime is down.” It’s irrelevant. Nobody cares about statistics. If the Fuhrer thinks crime is out of control, stop giving our money to millionaires and billionaires and address the number one reason for crime: poverty.

Name a sandwich after this guy.

Why do people forget that Trump was already president once before? Why didn’t Trump fix the problem? Too busy grifting?

This is why you don’t skeet angry. 😂 It’s gibberish from all the backspacing and rewriting, but it’s sincere.

This is either the best time or the worst time to start seriously binging THE WEST WING right now.

When you agree with the parts of fascism you like because it addresses your grievances, you desensitizes us to the rest of fascism you don’t like. Stop saying “Well, if it helps crime…” or “if it stops antisemitism” or “if it gets some bad guys out of the country…” @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social

The fascism apologists are out on @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social. “Yeah, but the white people are scared” is how he gets you to support fascism. It’s how he wears you down. “Washington DC isn’t New York City…” but Joe, to people in Iowa, Washington DC and NYC are the same. He’s setting the table

A bunch of out-of-towners here for SummerSlam got treated to a nice li’l earthquake.

Ghislane Maxwell is a child sex trafficker that Trump just gave immunity to in exchange for her silence on him. Wanna bet she only names democrats now and magically gets pardoned in a few years?

Congratulations to my boy @claytoncowles.bsky.social! I’m so proud of him and honored to have had a front seat to his career from the beginning. I hope this is the first of many!

I’m not sure why the media is so confused. It’s obvious the DOJ is trying to get some sort of sworn statement from Maxwell saying Trump did nothing, it was all Clinton and the democrats. Then she’ll get a commutation (not a pardon! they’ll argue).

I'll have you know that @joecaramagna.bsky.social and I are doing all we can to drive up this stock price.

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day… Let’s start the week with something good, shall we?

lmao ok reposting w/ alt text bc we all deserve to see this burn

👉👈 #wwe #prowrestling #wwememes

@briankoppelman.bsky.social Hey Brian! I’m watching THE BEAR season 4 (you’re so great in it, as always) and it made me smile that “Strange Currencies” is used in one of your episodes since I know you love R.E.M. I should know this answer from your podcast, but what’s your favorite R.E.M. song?

Loved “The World According to Allee Willis” on Hulu.

Go Cats! #StanleyCupFinal

It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love. 📺

NJ If you see what you think is an ICE operation/raid call and report it to the (DIRE) hotline 1-888-DIRE-SOS (1-888-347-3767). Note the time & exact address. Note the number and type of cars involved and the number of agents and what uniforms they are wearing. Take photos and video if you can.

“Democrats have to be careful because immigration is still a bad issue for them—“ No. Just no. Democrats have to stand for something, not follow the polls. We were right about the War in Iraq after being told to eat freedom fries or get out.

Authors’ Note from the middle grade graphic novel “Space Chasers” by me, Leland Melvin, and Alison Acton from First Second — on sale now wherever books are sold!

I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.

My hockey hot take is that Corey Perry belongs in the Hall of Fame

Happy National Donut Day! Send me your deals!

Thought for today- should Kevin Bacon and Jon Hamm work together on a Porky Pig movie?

there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him

this ICE mf masking up outside the Phoenix courthouse as if we all didn’t see Kristi Noem with a rifle aimed at his dome a couple months ago

Law enforcement officers should never cover their faces when making arrests or conceal their identities (unless they are working undercover). They work for us. We have a right to know who they are. These face coverings are frightening & unAmerican, as though they're ashamed of what they're doing.

"Peter David, Comic Book Writer Who Repopularized the Hulk, Dies at 68" by Gavin Edwards, writing for New York Times (5/31/25): www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/a...

This isn’t good news.

Here- first teaser. Much more to come…

youtu.be/hQG75-naUas @stevenfulop.bsky.social

Taco Bell ought to run a sale on chicken soft tacos every time the tariffs are delayed.