One of the grimly funny things about sexism is how it blooms even in situations where everyone sucks equally

Serious ivory tower Tara energy

Share an 80s movie you will always love

“Can’t you just accept our version of events” is both a deeply authoritarian sentiment and a pretty reasonable expectation of Dana Bash specifically

Why didn't the Republicans select Koko as their presidential candidate? He doesn't rape little girls. ==================

When the car you drew in Nursery School pulls up at the gas pump next to you. ================

For someone born into money, Trump certainly has gauche nouveau riche tastes. The gold leaf and all the ostentatious bullshit he surrounds himself with is laughable in how utterly tasteless it is, and this light show is a perfect example of tacky gaudy nonsense.

Reports say a plague of boils also struck the city but it turned out to be Stephen Miller's head

I only stepped away for a minute to get a Dr Pepper and I lose my place? What a rip

Oh you know this really chaps Trump's gargantuan ass

Not merely existence but the proof of a loving just God who doesn't stand for Beelzebub's apprentice as POTUS

*watching* soccer in ~100 degree weather is too difficult for me and I'll stay home tyvm 😊

the list of reasons to stay inside today just gets longer

I wonder how many of those 614 people the USA incarcerated are drug-related crimes. Possession, distribution, and manufacture of illicit substances in many cases should have a treatment alternative as the person charged often is a victim of their own addiction.

Self-deletes? Does that mean Musk is Xed out? <rimshot>

Love long and perspire 🖖🏻 on this #4thofjuly #independenceday #fuckitshot

Reported for what? Accuracy?

Bravo 👏 👏 👏 Congratulations Kelsey! I wonder what her playlist was that she would have listened to for 6 weeks I'd go mad without music

Communist is MAGA for people who read books when they don't have to

Singling out individual American citizens who have vocally opposed him using AI isn't at all dystopian, right? Wonder what AI shenanigans he has planned for when the Republicans get their asses handed to them in the midterms 🤔 Schumer admitting fraud or some such bullshit 🙄

Oh come on, everybody knows that to be French means to have a withering sarcasm and a supercilious look that's hard to maintain without air conditioning

Pope Bob: gimme back them hats and fancy ball gowns y'all be schism bitches

Fuck shame, they don't have shame so that'll never work. These people are not redeemable. They will continue to be a problem the same way the Confederacy was still a problem after the Civil War. Shame isn't enough for racists, they need REAL consequences.

Dogs are always ready to get down with it

Trump is a grifter and a criminal He deserves to be shot into space along with his grotesque enablers

*commits felony queerness*

🤔 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica

EIGHTY-ONE?! oh dear gawd how did I ever get so old

Must I? Oh okay shit if you insist

MAGA: come for the white Christian nationalism, stay for the xenophobic racism

He's completely clueless how queer coded that song is or how queer the Village People themselves are 🏳️‍🌈 MAGA fascists dancing to YMCA will never not be funny to me 🤣

If I had titties I would get in so much trouble for wanting to show them to everyone

It's really no contest

Casually dropping this information at an NA meeting

Roberts is a shameless partisan hack and should be impeached and removed

Parking must be murder eh? I fully expect Trump to use AI to generate crowds and claim the media is lying and MAGA to believe it hook, line, and sinker because his base are idiots.

Context is everything

This is the correct view. Not "hey they got this one right yay" but realizing that we came one vote from rewriting a basic constitutional guarantee simply because a wannabe dictator is a racist who wants to deport non-white people.

Remember kids, "slander" is now defined as "telling the unflattering truth" about somebody

Well shit Killjoy *stubs out blunt*

One of the reasons I love #NASHVILLE ❤️ Tolerance is common here and as an #LGBTQ man who presents a little femme, that's important for me

Well *somebody* has to and I got a shortage of volunteers so it's up to me if the deed is to be done, now isn't it?

How sick do you have to be to get up early on a Saturday morning to heap hate on people who have done absolutely nothing to you? #NASHVILLE #LGBTQ #pridemonth

Truth in advertising #LGBTQ #sissy According to my research, I am actually "gender nonconforming soft masculine" but sissy is easier to say 😉

I have a bachelor's degree in psychology, and that and a polyester vest would qualify me to work at Walmart

Boiling spaghetti with lesbians to make cunna linguine.

This is spot on

You've talked your last head