Oh, is that a quibbling detail?

The wife sings the baby sea shanties to get him to sleep. He's four months old and, dear reader, I'm in danger of learning whole lines of "Blow the Man Down".

Awesome image from Artemis. Big!

Okay, the case for sleep training is that it keeps the baby from screaming at night. But the case against sleep training is the baby screaming during the day. Huh.

Oh my God? She really is the patron saint of Appalachia.

Ryan Borucki comes onto my television and I start fantasizing about my four month old serving as a relief pitcher for the Giants.

Is it 500BCE again?

Okay, but nothing is gonna radicalize every day Americans against private equity as much as their infiltration of major sports teams. Have you met Red Sox fans?

I really love that this New Yorker cover article about Sam Altman is just that scene from Staged where Michael Sheen goes, "That fucking liar, David Tennant!" over and over and over again. Here's Sam Altman being a fucking liar at Loopt, YCombinator, Sequoia, OpenAI, your mom's house...

Artemis II today.

We don't.

I had to pack up my kitchen recently and as a result, I've gotten pretty obsessive about reorganizing as I put it all back. I'll be damned if I have loose pacifiers rolling around my counter tops again.

Add solar and home charging to the mix and the energy industry starts to shake at its financial core. I love my electric car so very, very much.

I made Alfredo sauce from scratch last year. It involved and ungodful amount of cream and cheese and it was one of the best things I've ever eaten in my life. I, however, am desperately lactose intolerant. It was a sad day.

This is the most compelling pitch I've ever heard for a Beef Wellington though, not gonna lie.

And just in time for the midterms! This is gonna be a fucking mess!

The wife and I decided to root for a team in every division, so we could just watch their baseball every week and just have something to enjoy. I cannot recommend this enough. I'm falling in love with 7 ballparks (we decided Canada is a league) and fandoms and it's a treat.

Man, some weeks are years and some days are decades. Strap the fuck in.

Started a rewatch of Parks and Recreation and just got to "Snakejuice". Actually perfect.

We are so, so small. #Artemis

I've decided to endeavor upon that most hopeless of ambitious tasks: Going grocery shopping based on a recipe I found off the internet.

Nah. Getting it to an anti-Blackness conversation about the NY Yankees caps is the definition of leftist bait. Do not pass go. Do not complete the land acknowledgement.

There was once an enslaved man who stole a Confederate ship and sailed his a bunch of families to Union controlled waters & got everyone free. Then he fought as a soldier in the Union Army. Then he was elected to US House of Representatives. Robert Smalls was born 187 years ago today

I've decided to be happy this season.

The Pope's team swept for Easter. Have y'all heard the good news?

It is well established fact that a baseball team with a vast fortune is in want of a 1st baseman.

discourse on this site every other week

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

Matt Yglesias:

Leslie Knope calling a local reporter:

Fun fact, when I was in undergrad I got into a shouting match with Emmerich during a screening of his apocryphal Shakespeare movie. He's obsessed with the idea that Shakespeare must have been aristocratic because nobody that well read could have been a working class artist. Trash.

Basil Rathborn's Sherlock Holmes is an archtypal delight. I know the ACD mysteries inside and out, so it's nice to indulge in a 1940s approach to the classics. And it's be so loving colorized and restored. Perfect while the baby sleeps.

God, they've lost deference from Fox News. YIKES.

Man, I like Jung Hoo Lee in RF. Looks good on him so far.

Well, diva, it's too late? You've destroyed the Strait of Hormuz and gotta figure that out now.

I wonder if there's an established precedent for this. Maybe in Europe somewhere?

I'm only 40m in and really fucking hate Richard II. God, he's awful.

My old roommate, who'd never really watched baseball, got vaguely into it during the post season and just messaged me they're listening on the radio and rooting against the Yankees. I've done my job.

It appears that Tony Vitello's first season with the Giants is gonna be like season one of Ted Lasso (derogatory).

My favorite boba place has a lot going for it: - Friendly staff - Good boba - A better than average food menu But they routinely blast pop music at the same time as playing an action movie on their flat screen *at full volume, at the same time*. It's hell.

Every time I post about endometriosis and dare to make it, gender inclusive, I always get a lot of comments from people angry that I didn’t just say “women” And every time, I think about how Rowling has enough money to cure endometriosis forever. But she doesn’t actually give a fuck about women.

The reclamation of the Stone of Destiny is one of the drunkest and most baller actions I've ever heard of. True life National Treasuer movie. 100/10

Wait. MacBeth was a real king of Scotland? WTF.

Roll out the Hunger Games cannon!

I blame social media for this. If you wanted to call someone a recalcitrant jackass in a public forum for saying something dumb pre-Twitter, you'd need to write an op-ed. Now you just start a flame war through quote-tweets with your thumbs.

I've had to apologize to the wife for this actually. They once called me to talk something through and I just barked out, "Approved. Just buy it." And like... nope. Not the way to do that.