Someone guessed I’m a they/them today at an event and spoke of me in front of a group of people using those pronouns. And I’m sat there like “umh. I’ve literally just had a hair cut is all.” They didn’t ask me my pronouns before deciding to refer to me by they/them.

Composition No. 1: Lozenge with Four Lines by Piet Mondrian, 1930 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137542

[goron voice]

cube of perfect anger

saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that

I made some daily affirmations for reactive dog guardians. It was supposed to be a quick idea but I, as usual, got too involved and it became a Whole Thing

The Spotify algo has truly found me

These posthumously published Enid Blyton stories are a bit much tbh

I just opened a bag of liquorice all sorts and they are actually mostly one sort

panem et circenses et rhinestones

It’s giving

Oh it’s fancy people wearing clothes time of the year again

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

So HEY Those remastered Reboot episodes that one restoration project has been working on? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... They're being uploaded now.

SHAFT

I appreciate whomever is putting up posters on the community notice board in the park. “Yoga with Dolphins” has been replaced by “Procrastinator Support Meeting” and now there’s communist and fantasy cats.

I’m still trying to read Walden, but I can’t shake the fact I think Thoreau sounds like a manosphere influencer who read the top three books on a philosophy undergrad reading list before dropping out to start a wellness grift in his mum’s back yard

The dog has to wear knickers to bed now cause she can sometimes when in deep sleep. She’s v shiny, so they sometimes slip off over night. Over winter I pinned them to her jumper to stop that, but now it’s warmer I’ve nothing to pin them to. Until. Braces. And lo, she hath entered her skinhead era

I’ve ended up on leopard seal Instagram due to a few choices impacting the algo and I can’t say I’m mad about it, just vicariously terrified

I laughed whilst eating meringue and now she looks like she’s KOd from a coke bender

I just coughed and yawned at the same time and now have hiccups

NOT every creature is safe to handle! F. snipsnapi is an obligate phalangivore and the leading cause of finger loss worldwide. luckily i was able to act fast & trap this one in the oppressive void of my bath tub

I have decided tomorrow that I will try to obtain as many complimentary conference biscuits as possible through the day

Ok bezosweb I have no idea how you’ve derived this from my purchase history

Disco car wash

Flexi leads off to Berlin for the weekend, going down kitkatclub

Archaeologist? No, I’m an

Meeeeeeyawwwmmmm

Dog just started screaming at hot telly uncontrollably for ages “do you want it turning off?” We asked. And turned it down. The screaming continued. I got down to the floor to see if there was something beneath.

I’ve just started reading Walden and so far I’m imagining him in a wood hut podcast studio in his mum’s back garden and expecting him to start talking about the carnivore diet.

Not dead yet

I did purchase this terrific littel fellow today though so it wasn’t all bad and horrible

I went into town on a Saturday and the ads were a mood

Might paint my whole house Baker–Miller Pink. It could be the only way to stop me from vigilante crime fighting

I have managed to get all my stuff ready for classes tomorrow well before midnight and I am hugely suspicious that I’ve forgotten things

No but this is entirely correct

I bought a retinol face cream thing and idk if it’s working or if it’s just because I’m washing my face more

I went to a new client today and they had some great posters and artworks up. There was a yayoi kusama exhibition poster and I wanted to be like “ooh this is cool” and art talk but I was in dog brain and I don’t know if have been able to string a sentence of art chat together.

Let’s get RATICAL 🐀✨

I bought a long pillow to help support my arms and legs from their hypermobile nightmare when sleeping but it caused me so much pain I haven’t had the guts to try it again. I’ve put it on the dog’s bed and after some faffing around she has decreed it “fine, actually”

Guys I just found this

Did the French bulldog post this

When you know what a dog with musculoskeletal issues impacting their day to day well being and function looks like you will only ever see dogs struggling.

I’ve had a cold/flu leftover from before Christmas and have taken to wearing my nasal dilator and tbh may just wear it full time it is nice to have a functional cardiovascular system

three nature scenes, decompiled, the unseen scenes

the lion devouring the sun [ #art #alchemy #creatureart ]

I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

She’s 12 this year and none of her legs work but she is still hands down a complete knob because I endorse it wholeheartedly

I just went to put a sleep meditation on and pressed play - but this is not a sleep meditation, it’s a ridiculous drum and bass track and the shock of learning this has caused my wind down to not be that at all