Good morning Bluesky! Haven’t been on this bitch in a minute!

You can fuck your whole life up by sleeping on yourself. 😮‍💨

one day your man went out looking for the hoes & he found you.

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While Trump & Musk DOGE cut the federal workforce and federal contracts leaving THOUSANDS of Americans UNEMPLOYED, Elon Musk & his family are flying for FREE on Air Force. MUSK is a BILLIONAIRE!! Why are OUR taxes paying for this? THIS is fraud, waste, & abuse. tribune.com.pk/story/253234...

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we didn't have multiple plane crashes per week under President Biden and Secretary Buttigieg.

Self checkout being branded as convenient and then replacing essentially all cashiers is crazy I’m sorry.

That lil era in the late 2010s when all the main emo rappers started dying one by one was fucking crazy.

Yea, I'm not going on a plane for a while.

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

This is so accurate it hurts

Understand when someone is using you for an ego boost. Sometimes people will criticize you and belittle you, not because you have no value, but because this distracts them from their own shitty life and personality!

People will hate on you simply for being an awesome person to know.

He should buy some lottery tickets.

Young boy survives 5 days in 'lion-infested' African game park after wandering from home The boy slept on a rocky perch in a game park before he was eventually rescued by park rangers in Zimbabwe. www.nbcnews.com/news/world/b...

Since we are banning TikTok, can we also have a ban for politicians that are, let’s say, over the age of assisted living? Cuz, it’s really wild that ppl who don’t know where tf they are, continue passing laws for us.

Don’t know who needs to hear this but delete some of those numbers out your phone before the year ends. You have not heard from them people in years. 😂

old art of my weed smoking girlfriends yes they smoke weed

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Jay Z/Roc Nation release statement in response to the civil lawsuit accusing him of raping a 13 year old girl alongside Sean Combs in 2000.

I wish I could go to the 1600s just to give someone some blackberry ginger ale and tell them that I got it from the Fountain of Youth. They’d probably believe that shit. 😭😂

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea’s president says he’s 'very sorry' for causing anxiety with martial law declaration.

If you’re gonna flake on a move at least have enough balls to say you’re boutta flake. Don’t just avoid communication with somebody and have them waiting around for you. 😂

The Hear has its own Brain [via Karolinska Inst and Columbia Uni] 🧪💓🧠 "The researchers identified several types of #neurons in the heart [with] different functions, including a small group of neurons with #pacemaker properties." news.ki.se/the-heart-ha... #biology #medicine #heart #brain #love

Some dudes really have zero sexual discipline. They’ll fuck anybody raw and act shocked when a bitch gets pregnant. 😂

Self love is so important. I always make sure to say my positive affirmations every single day.

My 20s has taught me to accept the fact that friends come and go. Not everybody is meant to be in your life forever and that’s okay! No need to lose sleep. You crossed paths for a reason, you learned your lessons, you made good memories, & now it’s time to move on.

$AVAX Vs. $COQ #COQ is #Avalanche top #Memecoin trading on its C-Chain. Both charts look identical. Once #AVAX rally so will COQ. COQ is my top meme coin as we enter this bull rally. I set to earn one million dollars in this bull SuperCycle. $DOGE $SHIB $PEPE

In Alabama, it is illegal to sell raw milk for human consumption due to health risks but a “secret society” of raw milk consumers tell local farms the product is for their pets — when it’s really for themselves “It feels like a drug deal”

Not sure if anyone cares on here, but I've been sober 11 days.💖

Thought I’d give this a try. If not, I’ll probably just delete it.

Ice Cube reveals that the new Friday movie script had Craig & Day-Day being forced into rehab, which was run by Smokey, but Hollywood execs turned it down!

Too true. It's wild how it'll just sometimes come crashing down on you for seemingly no reason as well.

I really have no idea how to flirt. After about 30 seconds I just wanna flat out ask the bitch if she wants to fuck. Let’s please skip the bullshit. You’re clearly bored as fuck, I’m clearly bored as fuck. You’re horny, so am I. It’s a simple math equation. 😂

Candace Owens is barred from New Zealand weeks after a ban from Australia

Kid Cudi's Tequila Shots is now certified Platinum (1,000,000) #cudfam #cudi #kidcudi

Happy Thanksgiving. Just a reminder: If you dislike turkey because it’s “too dry” then that means somebody ain’t cookin it right! 😤😂

Dark. 😂

Always a favorite.