We go again. Can’t work out if it’s cold or not… #ncfc

I am so tired all I could be bothered to make myself is a Monster Munch sandwich. I am a shambles…

You will be visited by three spirits:

Fuck this shit.

If you’re looking for proof that magical places still exist, I ask you to simply walk into your local library.

Glad I didn’t wake up early for the cricket today. What a disappointing scorecard. Going out with a whimper here… #ashes

The Fifa Peace Prize, slightly less important than winning the meat raffle in a flat roofed murder pub

And I shall sleep, where?

What a fearless cricketer he was. That cut show was a thing of beauty…https://youtu.be/Ip2uQBHkCyA?si=Zt_khGK8Rw1llvLh

Back again despite the perilous cold that has struck me down this week. I must have “mug” tattooed across my forehead #ncnc

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen. Jimmy Cliff Toots & The Maytals James Pulp Four Tops (Original Line up) v The Temptations

Already regretting my life choices… #ncfc

Rest in peace, Mr Cliff. Some of the greatest nights of my life were spent at your concerts xxx

The new manager bounce we all expected… #ncfc

And here it is! Book One of The Summer Realm Trilogy, a dark steampunk fantasy - Agents of Secrets and Lies. I also have a pre-order link for you. mybook.to/SRAgents Discounted price for pre-orders & first 24hrs of release. The paperback pre-order link will be here later. #SummerRealm 💙📚👀📢📚

For someone I’ve spent 40 years trading nonsense with, Andy turning out such barbed prose like this is always such a surprise… #ncfc

The epitome of invisible leadership, Ben Knapper, is the real problem. He needs to be given his P45. Then, and only then, will we see any positive change… #ncfc

It’s not going away, Absentassio… #ncfc

What is the point? #ncfc

Well, we can add “gutless” to the list adjectives to describe Ben Knapper’s Norwich. #ncfc

This is a lot of pressure for a poo.

Picked up my copy and had a short word with Robin. I think it will be an important read to any of us interested in what truly football represents beyond formations and XG!

Loving the new FanZone #ncfc

Has he not gone yet? We will need more that 5 tennis balls next week, gang… #ManningOut #ncfc

Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek

@wombat37.bsky.social Sadly, we’ve never actually met in the physical world but here is a photo of me when we were in the same place at the same time. Happy birthday, dear boy, much love xx #SundayPixWombat

Goodbye Liam Manning (Please?). No way back when you go full, Graham Taylor… #ncfc

I am going early today…Manning Out #ncfc

“No point playing good football if your are not winning” Liam Manning #ncfc

Manning out… #NCFC

5pm on a Saturday? Must be Manning Out O’clock. Take Knapper and the Absentassios with you, Liam… #ncfc

Manning Out… #ncfc

An earworm youtu.be/8rXQ5Ye-ZwI?...

@wombat37.bsky.social Am I allowed to compel you as your “patron”?!? Hope you are well, etc etc, Mrs Trellis, North Wales.

@wombat37.bsky.social Whilst reading Pockets filled with Wombat, it occurred to me I’m terrible at “Northern” accents. Do you have plans to record some of your short stories? The copy of The Hobbit the boy and I are reading has parts read by Tolkien embedded and it makes it even more brilliant.

It wouldn’t be one of my holidays without having words by @wombat37.bsky.social happily in my pocket.

Is that Cilla Black top left? And what did Paddington die of?

Out on my own again. Taking in the delights of an Edinburgh Fringe preview.

Feels like a very sad day. The only upside is I think my quest to find a funny Hale and Pace sketch has finally ended… www.facebook.com/share/v/18iD...

This weeks Tesco charity book stall find. Everything about this book cover screams “brilliant!”

@wombat37.bsky.social I finally got round to watching A Matter of Life and Death! What a wonder film! My mum loved it as well. Thanks for the recommendation, dear boy x

May the road rise to meet you, Mr Wendt… #Cheers

It’s a start… #RoadToFilipinoCricketIcon

Any Home Schoolers out there? Looks like I’m going to have to dust off the PGCE… #homeschool

An oldie but goodie that never fails to cheer me up…

Another season almost in the books. Who knows where we got next… #ncfc

It’s a #NCFC retro classic, and it can be yours! All profits to charitable causes. www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32655145...

Little AND Large, In this economy?!

Why have none of you mentioned this “tsundoku” before!? You’d have saved me many awkward conversations with my wife… bigthink.com/neuropsych/d...

Why am I here? It’s on the tele… #ncfc